作者idiary (洢紫)
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标题[耳残]吴美芳在哪里...
时间Sun Mar 25 02:02:11 2007
今天在上班的时候，发生了一件本人觉得不太好笑的事情，maybe有点笨
我是一个小小超市工读生，我们大夜班有个女生叫美芳的正妹
下午，一个男生客人，长的还能看
他走进来问了我一句：请问吴美芳在哪里？
我 ：美芳？她不是大夜班吗？
客人 ：痾...
同事Ａ：什麽事情啊？
我 ：美芳姓吴吗？这个客人说要找美芳耶！
同事Ａ：(朝外面的同事喊)美芳姓什麽啊？
客人 ：那个....
同事Ｂ：....忘了耶！美芳姓什麽啊？(转头问同事Ｃ)
同事Ｃ：姓...王吧？
客人 ：痾...小姐....那个我不是要找人，我是要问乌梅放在哪里！
我是要问乌梅放在哪里！
我是要问乌梅放在哪里！
我是要问乌梅放在哪里！
我是要问乌梅放在哪里！
★ 乌 梅 放 在 哪 里？
(吴 美 芳 在 哪 里？)
美芳....我对不起你....ˊ_ˋ
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 218.175.145.117
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6F：→ ZBeta:王美芳 Roger that!!! 03/25 02:15
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8F：推 ericinttu:不是唯一解大大竟然笑了 03/25 02:16
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11F：推 oldchiou: 美芳....我对不起你....ˊ_ˋ 03/25 02:25
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13F：→ bluemaggie:哈哈.....吴美芳在那边??? 03/25 02:32
14F：推 ashesnow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑啦!!!!!!!!!! 03/25 02:33
15F：→ ashesnow:他是外国人吗 XDDDD 03/25 02:34
16F：→ susanchi:超好笑~乌梅放在哪里 03/25 02:33
17F：→ imcbdcbd:来科乌梅吧 科科~ 03/25 02:36
18F：→ justanycall:哈!原p应该是走音吧!乌梅ㄈㄤ在哪?导播:再来一次ˋˊ 03/25 02:37
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20F：→ justanycall:王ㄇㄟˊ芳在哪里?导播:卡卡卡!!不想干啦再来一次! 03/25 02:40
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25F：嘘 iriver795:没人要图? 03/25 02:50
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27F：推 MAYBE2007:第一句就看到有人说我笨 = =a 03/25 02:55
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48F：→ eggimage:第三句也是很劲爆... XDDDDDDD 03/25 07:02
49F：→ eggimage:板标可以改了吧 XDD "乌梅放...在哪里..?" XDDD 03/25 07:03
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71F：推 bestsp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 03/25 10:59
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78F：推 voosh:好笑啦～哈 03/25 11:22
79F：推 wanlong1213:这真的好笑~~~XD 03/25 11:22
80F：→ keane18:那....吴美芳知道乌梅放哪里吗...XDD 03/25 11:28
81F：推 henryfy:那个前面在嘘的 是嘘屁啊 03/25 11:30
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152F：→ franreaac:XD 太好笑了啦! 03/25 19:10
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164F：→ zaqwsxcde:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 美芳的图勒!!!!!!!(敲碗) 03/25 22:22
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167F：推 chancying:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 美芳的图勒!!!!!!!(敲碗) 03/25 23:17
168F：推 inloveinhate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 美芳的图勒!!!!!!!(敲碗) 03/25 23:18
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170F：推 kenneth19:借转班版 03/25 23:56
※ kenneth19:转录至看板 FJU-LS92a 03/25 23:57
171F：推 idiary:请问...美芳在你们班吗@@" 03/26 00:10
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191F：→ thegodofcold:没图没真相!! 03/27 03:33
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※ zlyeah:转录至看板 NTHU_STAT94 03/31 07:08
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