作者peachting (桃子)
看板StupidClown
标题[恍神] 逛衣服逛疯了...
时间Wed Mar 7 23:14:37 2007
话说有一天心血来潮，立志要用一个下午走路走到腿酸
於是东跑西跑的逛了好几间百货...
到了晚餐时间，饥肠辘辘又头昏脑胀的我饿得简直可以吞下一头牛
找了一间面店想来碗香喷喷的麻油面线...
进去坐好後，拿起菜单，勾了面线...
嗯...一碗才40元，应该量很少吧？(以北部的价位来看)
於是拿着菜单跑去问服务的阿姨...
「阿姨！请问一下你们这个面线还有没有别的尺码？」
「阿姨！请问一下你们这个面线还有没有别的尺码？」
那位阿姨一惊，「什麽尺码？」(旁边的人回头望着我...)
我(脸色胀红)：「不不，我是说有没有大碗的？」
阿姨(笑)：「喔！是要大碗的是吗？有大碗的啊！」(说完转头，对着煮面师傅...)
「这边五号桌L号面线一碗！」
「这边五号桌L号面线一碗！」
「这边五号桌L号面线一碗！」
(瞬间全店的人都转头了)
我
(>///////<)(小声)：「对...对不起，我想改成外带...」
好不容易面煮好，提了就仓皇逃走...
从此再也不敢去了...
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阿姨干嘛欺负我嘛...人家不是故意的咩...Orz
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6F：推 pinkybeauty:喷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/07 23:33
7F：推 pinkybeauty:下次直接跟她说"我要S号牛肉面"XDDD 03/07 23:39
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24F：推 Meiyu:有笑有推XDDDD 03/08 00:39
25F：→ dementquiet:阿姨~你以为你很幽默吗!?原PO明明要XXL的!!!!! 03/08 00:42
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31F：推 sweetjelly:因为突然想到买衣服时很多小姐也这麽说啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 01:58
32F：推 moonprince:"我们没有XXL喔!你的身材吃M就可以了啦!" <-这句不错XD 03/08 02:01
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39F：→ moonclock3:XDDD 03/08 10:34
40F：→ jia527:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 11:33
41F：推 neil0001:这边五号桌L号面线一碗！ 03/08 11:36
42F：推 filly0319:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/08 11:39
43F：→ eric04252001:整个好笑到不行.... 03/08 12:19
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59F：推 mushwu:XD 03/08 17:53
60F：→ candy21105:L号面线XD 03/08 18:15
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74F：推 ijb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哪一家店PO出来,我要叫XL的..... 03/09 14:36
75F：→ illlams:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/09 15:54
76F：→ jeychieh:跟她说要XL的 03/09 16:33
77F：推 sggs:有M跟N的吗？还是killer？ (乱入中) 03/09 17:55
78F：推 shinome:版标阿版标～XD 03/09 18:08
79F：推 puyo31320:贺成为版标 XDD 03/09 18:46
80F：→ aquarius212:XDDDDD 03/09 18:48
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90F：推 peachting:(惊!)谢谢大家<(_ _)> 03/09 22:27
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152F：→ waterflow:阿姨… 也太好笑^^" 干嘛这样 06/29 19:58
153F：推 mnnmmn:2008 推推 10/08 17:07