作者gaeaking ()
看板StupidClown
标题我今天出了个大糗
时间Thu Feb 15 01:24:24 2007
话说我今天去麦当劳买东西吃
店员:你好 请问一下需要什麽?
我:我要卖机机(我是要讲麦香鸡)
我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机
我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机我要卖机机
店员:什麽?你要什麽?
我:我要卖机机阿(此时还没发现自己讲错)
店员:你要卖机机?
我:.........冏(发现了)
此时 其他店员 笑翻了
我好尴尬 拿了餐之後头也不回的冲走
再也不去这家了.....
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◆ From: 61.229.108.47
1F：→ yangkyo:店员：太好了太好了～拿刀来！ 02/15 01:25
2F：推 automaticblu:店员：我们不收烂机机… 02/15 01:25
3F：推 enstire:店员:把你小弟弟交出来! 02/15 01:26
4F：→ Tatom:＜原PO要卖机机，5楼快．．． 02/15 01:26
5F：推 dore0207:我没有那个可以卖…（羞） 02/15 01:28
6F：推 saybyebye:(喀嚓) 02/15 01:28
7F：推 shinloving:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 01:28
8F：→ saybyebye:五楼不够专业..五楼想陪原PO一起卖的样子- - 02/15 01:28
9F：推 robinlee:原来 5楼早已卖掉 02/15 01:29
10F：推 gingling:算长度还是算斤两XD 02/15 01:32
11F：推 bosco3827:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 01:34
12F：推 legion87:五楼想买吧XD 02/15 01:34
13F：推 weiweiweiwei:店员：店长，今天进了两只30cm长的机，好新鲜的说 02/15 01:33
14F：推 saybyebye:单位是奈米吗= =? 02/15 01:34
15F：推 ddiode:店员:好巧.我是卖屁股的 02/15 01:35
16F：推 sikiakaya:XDDDDDDDD 02/15 01:36
17F：推 karenlo:店员: 死相!! (羞~~逃跑) 02/15 01:35
18F：→ bqmm:我的嘴角不争气的上扬了 XD 店员：抱歉! 我们不收机机歪歪~ 02/15 01:40
19F：推 okaoka0709:大笑XD 02/15 01:41
20F：推 peter4022:我笑了!! 02/15 01:43
21F：推 zilef:笑死我了 还理直气壮说第二次 02/15 01:45
22F：推 veil:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 01:46
23F：推 panball:XDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 01:49
24F：推 linlintsai:我对着电脑大笑XD 02/15 01:49
25F：推 neverregret:笑死我啦~~~整个大爆笑 02/15 02:00
26F：推 littlerinn:原PO是女的没机机.... 02/15 02:12
27F：推 hwz622: 你要麦基 还是要卖机机 XDDDD~~~~ 02/15 02:19
28F：推 jennysep:店员：可是...我们不收20cm以下的喔 02/15 02:26
29F：推 atk709:我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 02:37
30F：推 parfaittic:这好笑哈哈哈哈 02/15 02:44
31F：推 ZJasonZ:店员：太好了太好了～拿刀来！ 02/15 03:11
32F：→ aiyswu:我要卖鸡鸡啦 02/15 03:47
33F：推 ArcticFox:我这里有一批机机好便宜的~ 02/15 03:48
34F：推 latinfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 04:03
35F：推 donnasafin:好笑..............XD 02/15 04:27
36F：推 joyit:XD 02/15 06:31
37F：推 woradish:太好笑了！！！！！！Y 02/15 07:57
38F：推 arley:「我要卖机机啊！」XDDDDDDD 02/15 09:39
39F：推 virgonelson:好笑~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 10:04
40F：推 neio23:哇！是绝世好机 02/15 10:04
41F：推 olikio:店员:好的....冰郎交出来 02/15 10:11
42F：推 antiiss:XD笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 10:20
43F：推 jumpingegges:我这招叫作五筒扮四筒 02/15 10:54
44F：推 bulaja:好好笑XDDDDD 02/15 11:00
45F：推 SunnyKing:笑翻了XDDDDDDDDD 卖机机.... 02/15 11:07
46F：推 funyuGs:XDDDD 跟我的啃机机道理是一样的~(肯德基) 02/15 11:25
47F：推 r774192002:海公公：机机~~机机~~ 02/15 11:49
※ daqdaqqq:转录至看板 joke 02/15 12:58
48F：推 hc5678:XD 02/15 12:58
49F：推 c6553461:店员：嗯～～～我要看看喔！！斤两不够不能卖喔 XD 02/15 13:01
50F：推 deidra:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~ 02/15 14:23
51F：推 newparry111:XD....有笑有推XXD 02/15 14:26
52F：推 gareth43:XDDD 02/15 14:41
53F：→ franreaac:XD 02/15 14:43
54F：推 Chenyeh:有笑有推XDDD 02/15 15:20
55F：推 eyecolor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 15:20
56F：推 newgpx:原po老爸(宋士杰)：我儿子的小鸡鸡还给我... 02/15 16:10
57F：推 mmm90415:店员：太好了太好了～拿刀来！ 02/15 16:51
58F：推 needhp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 17:48
59F：推 paradiserong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 18:07
60F：推 Dodgy:通通抓去做鸡精!! 02/15 18:42
61F：推 h110381:欠钱还钱! 欠手还手! 欠机还机! 拿刀来!!! 02/15 19:24
62F：推 qrwtu:这太好笑了 笑得整个人都在抖抖抖抖抖抖抖 02/15 19:48
63F：推 quiet123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 19:53
64F：→ OPpsyche:================以下开放买原PO机机=================== 02/15 21:32
※ shaoan:转录至看板 TA_AN 02/15 23:59
65F：推 nickflora:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/16 01:17
66F：推 raindayla:好好笑XDDD 02/16 01:25
67F：推 kiezdi:店员没有告诉你说，我们不买鸡鸡的吗? 02/16 03:57
68F：推 cobras0321:先生，我们里面详谈XD 02/16 04:47
69F：推 namenon:戳到笑穴 02/16 11:45
70F：推 MrGold:XDD 02/16 15:33
71F：推 freda1:好笑!!! 02/16 16:48
72F：→ realwen:香港上个月的儿童餐有"麦鸡鸡" 02/16 23:43
73F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDD 02/17 03:57
74F：推 meekojean:XD 02/18 14:36
75F：推 goandgo:[狂干]今天在麦当劳遇到一个... 02/20 16:57
76F：→ siriusu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/22 01:08
77F：推 siriusu:补推 60~ 02/22 01:11
78F：推 richday:推文也好好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 02/26 01:27
79F：推 wumimeow:好精致啊!!!!! 08/26 00:22