作者colorma (唷)
看板StupidClown
标题爸妈年轻时...怎麽这麽爆笑...
时间Sun Feb 11 17:42:44 2007
前几天跟娘聊天...
聊到娘跟爹以前谈恋爱的时候...
娘说以前爹都骑伟士牌的摩托车载娘...
又爱压车...
有次娘穿的漂漂亮亮的去跟爹约会~
给爹载(侧坐)...结果爹转弯的时候又压车了!!!
娘就傻眼的站在马路中央了...
娘说爹过了非非非非非非非非...非常久...才发现到娘不见了!!!
听说是到了娘的家才发现的...
之後回去载我娘...我娘说他用"碰饼"给我爹吃!!!
娘说这样的情形发生了两三次!!!
之後...
爹又载着娘出去放闪光!!!
爹爱骑快车!!!
行经一条都是石头的路....
就是会kikikoko那种...
就在kikikoko...
kikikoko...
kikikoko的过程中...
我娘被我爹kikikoko了下来...
娘说由於之前有被爹丢在路边的经验!!!
当她被kikikoko下来的时候~
她第一个反应就是...
死抓着爹的伟士牌不放!!!!!!!
我爹接着说~那时候转过去看到的是一个面露狰狞...
披头散发...手死抓着伟士牌...眼睛没扎过的瞪着他的女人...
在石头路上被拖行...
娘听说那次全身都是伤...
爹娘的约会真激烈啊= =+
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1F：推 joshua741226:我娘被我爹kikikoko 02/11 17:44
2F：推 orzorza3r: 我娘被我爹kikikoko 02/11 17:44
3F：推 lupina:还好没发生什麽事.............. 02/11 17:45
4F：推 fiftycc:真是命大 02/11 17:53
5F：推 LIONDODO:好猛 想必是峨嵋女侠？ 02/11 17:54
6F：推 knnioio:所以你爸应该很听你妈的话吧XD 02/11 17:58
7F：推 bbeyes0502:推站在路上 02/11 18:05
8F：推 imeder:你妈还愿意嫁给你爸真是奇蹟 XD 02/11 18:11
9F：推 mildseven660:请问什麽是"碰饼" ? 02/11 18:13
10F：→ colorma:就是臭脸!!!哈~还好我娘还愿意嫁给我爹~不然就没有我了! 02/11 18:18
11F：推 clover4:站在路上的感觉一定很囧 XDDDDDDD 02/11 18:27
12F：推 sadegg: 我娘被我爹kerororo 02/11 18:29
13F：推 veld:kikikoko~kikikoko~kikikoko~kikikoko~ 好生动 02/11 18:35
14F：推 satire:好厉害的妈妈... 02/11 18:42
15F：推 mouse751117:推站在路上 02/11 18:43
16F：推 phlytaiwan: 厉害!!! 02/11 18:50
17F：→ quiet123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 18:51
18F：推 yongguo:XD 02/11 18:51
19F：推 lomeme:这位妈妈真厉害阿!!佩服~~XD 02/11 18:50
20F：推 roupa:噗...好帅滴妈妈唷.. 02/11 18:52
21F：推 piaoxue323:同问? :请问什麽是"碰饼" ? 02/11 18:53
22F：推 janica:XDDD 02/11 18:54
23F：推 CestLaV:碰饼就是臭脸 碰饼就是臭脸 碰饼就是臭脸 碰饼就是臭脸= = 02/11 18:55
24F：推 bronzeskin:XDDDDDDD 02/11 18:55
25F：推 commonsea:假如压车 压反方向(跟侧坐不同边) 那现在也没有你了 冏. 02/11 18:55
26F：推 yohko:站在路上 XDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 18:56
27F：→ aquawish:这篇被m了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 18:58
28F：推 xxx22088:傻眼... 02/11 18:59
29F：推 chrissuen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 02/11 19:09
30F：推 AROUNDU:你娘是靠怨念和你爹成亲的吗? 好漫画情节...囧 02/11 19:08
31F：推 thechuck27:我笑了... 02/11 19:15
32F：推 nonouse:太好笑了XDDD 02/11 19:17
33F：推 KbrHamster:kerokerokerokero~ 02/11 19:18
34F：推 oANIOo:太屌了XD 02/11 19:19
35F：推 cuteali:好像抓狂一族情节!太好笑了 02/11 19:22
36F：→ colorma:吃个饭回来~吓到我了!!! 02/11 19:22
37F：推 littlefly99:莫非你娘就是小龙女... 02/11 19:30
38F：推 chiou123:好好笑~ 02/11 19:31
39F：推 noviage:XD 02/11 19:35
40F：推 coffeewhite:为什麽还会结婚，囧 02/11 19:37
41F：推 Hans14:XDDD刚好站起来 02/11 19:44
42F：推 KATORU:XDDDDD 原来侧坐有这个好处(?) 02/11 19:53
43F：推 masterenfant:哈哈哈哈哈哈，好好笑好好笑，我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 20:04
44F：→ ffmuteki9:想像压车後站在路上的画面就很好笑XDDDDD 02/11 20:08
45F：→ ancientmoon:推站在马路上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 20:10
46F：→ colorma:我娘说还好当时不用戴安全帽!!!不然更好笑!!! 02/11 20:10
47F：推 mtakecare:好笑!! 02/11 20:30
48F：→ ark:XD 02/11 20:36
49F：推 keymobye:哈哈哈...色妈你们家太好笑了~~~ 02/11 20:40
50F：推 daiting:站在路上真是太好笑啦~ 02/11 20:41
51F：推 CitizenDildo:站在路上太贴切啦!! 02/11 20:49
52F：推 torostyle:KEROKERO用台语讲好西斯... 02/11 20:51
53F：→ colorma: KEROKERO怎麽用台语讲?0.0 02/11 20:53
54F：→ torostyle:就是ㄎㄟˊ落 ㄎㄟˊ落(注音文对不起= =) 02/11 21:06
55F：→ colorma:哈哈哈哈哈~我竟然照着你打的念!!!还蛮有趣的!!! 02/11 21:12
56F：推 stars42:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 21:14
57F：推 dearain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 21:15
58F：推 gsx7777777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 21:29
59F：推 marco741030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXXDDDD 02/11 21:37
60F：推 youre:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 21:53
61F：→ kolodona:你娘是怎样站在马路上的? 02/11 22:05
62F：推 p0q456:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 22:07
63F：推 kkumi:呼~很危险噎~ 02/11 22:07
64F：→ colorma:回Koko大~娘侧坐~转弯的时候~爹压车~娘就站起来了..= =+ 02/11 22:09
65F：推 mmm90415:KERO~KERO~KERO~KERO~KERO~ 02/11 22:26
66F：推 sheep79119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 22:51
67F：推 goodguyice:总觉得是先有你才有结婚证明= = 02/11 23:00
68F：→ colorma:= =+不是唷~嘿...不过娘21岁就让我来到地球倒是... 02/11 23:01
69F：推 goodguyice:XD! 还是在路上kakalala你就出现了= =! 02/11 23:04
70F：→ colorma:不是啦!!!结婚以後才有我的啦~good大想到哪里去了=///= 02/11 23:06
71F：推 jyunwei:站在路上超强的 囧 我也想到kerokero… 02/11 23:07
72F：→ colorma:哈哈哈哈哈~ 我弟说应该要假装跟爹掰掰!!! 02/11 23:09
73F：推 goodguyice:那你爹应该会骑着伟士牌飘移回去kakalala把你妈载走XD 02/11 23:11
74F：推 justin741210:先有kikikoko才有原PO 02/11 23:13
75F：→ goodguyice:(看原po无名ing XD 原po大我3岁耶 >"<) 02/11 23:14
76F：推 monce:XDDDDDDDDD 02/11 23:25
77F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 23:27
78F：推 niema:敷面膜真不该看笨版 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/11 23:31
79F：推 colorma:耶耶~good大你想表示我是老人吗? (泪奔) 02/11 23:31
80F：推 Gonocurrus:好恐怖 = = 02/11 23:34
81F：→ colorma:niema大~我了解你的感受!!!哈哈哈~XD 02/11 23:34
82F：推 stone3737:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 02/12 00:00
83F：推 serene03:我同事也曾酱被丢在马路上.很久才被发现= = 02/12 00:05
84F：推 aowater:抓着很危险耶，可以用叫的吧 02/12 00:09
85F：→ colorma:当下娘只怕爹的车骑走= =+ 02/12 00:11
86F：推 mmsy37: 可以转载到我的网志吗？ 02/12 00:44
87F：→ colorma:当然可以啊!!! 02/12 00:49
88F：推 lavandersea:爹娘的约会真激烈啊= =+ 02/12 02:25
89F：推 ibulondong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑的 超猛........... 02/12 02:50
90F：推 hindutimes:哈哈哈 很有趣 "爹压车 娘就站在路中央" 02/12 03:40
91F：推 dearwith:笑到刹气 哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 06:21
92F：推 zhewei:您老母乃现代真女侠...cool 02/12 08:20
93F：推 nbuadmin: 以前女人EQ比较好 要是现代 早就分了 02/12 10:17
94F：推 dan999999:我正在听今天你要嫁给我耶= = 02/12 11:23
95F：推 GUDU:你能来到这人世间也算是个奇蹟了 02/12 12:30
96F：推 bmw3633:我跟原PO同年呢( ′-`)y-～ 02/12 12:37
97F：→ tv2177:原po爸妈真是猛 02/12 13:06
98F：推 colorma:bmw大~跟我同年会很可怜吗= =+ 02/12 13:15
99F：推 stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 14:09
100F：推 lucky0215:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 15:07
101F：推 hsnusway:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~ 02/12 15:22
102F：推 evalalala:我快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 15:54
103F：推 wed4ever:爹娘的约会真激烈啊XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 16:04
104F：推 cutiepiggy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/12 16:18
105F：推 zxcv4321:cow 你娘是正妹, 有没写错阿? 娘与大弟那张 02/12 17:46
106F：推 allure1:在实验室憋笑是很辛苦的... 02/12 17:57
107F：→ colorma:zx大~那是我娘啊~没错!!! 哈哈哈~all大辛苦你了= =" 02/12 18:32
108F：推 dingecho:我整个大笑了XDDD 02/12 19:41
109F：推 lifeking:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/13 00:07
110F：→ kevin75218:去20217 02/13 00:10
111F：推 zscst:太搞笑了 XD 02/13 02:53
112F：推 flerow:不行~~我笑到打滚了~~ 02/13 21:19
113F：推 jennysep:哈哈哈哈哈!!!! 站在路中间超妙的啦XD 02/14 02:47
114F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 08:30
115F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/14 14:39
116F：推 daisukeniwa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 03:58
117F：推 lshtd:豪洨吧= = 02/15 18:28
118F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/15 18:56
119F：推 leejee:colorma爸妈的爱 爱得真激烈啊 02/19 20:13
120F：推 irishaha:站在路上太好笑了 02/20 01:45
121F：推 k79514:XDDDDDDDDD 02/22 18:33
122F：推 smano:好强的妈~ 03/14 00:55
123F：推 quietcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 15:44
124F：→ duck0823:强者你阿母..... 03/30 22:37
125F：推 LoveBea:XD 12/27 04:55
126F：→ ajen1126:爱德真激烈XDDDDDDD 03/10 13:21