作者oneyymao (堕落的开始)
看板StupidClown
标题[闲聊] 拟人法....
时间Fri Oct 6 15:02:41 2006
今天虽然是中秋节
不过我还是充满悲情的 外出做作业
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载着同学在北车站附近加速狂飙(因为快迟到了)
结果约距离我20公尺左右的距离..
我发现到一个从天而降的小七塑胶袋
我就开始闪它
往右骑一点它就往右
我往左它就往左
可是我又很怕"撞"上它....
就突然...很反射性的动作
我愤怒的对它按了2声喇叭@@
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1F：推 delete4067:塑胶袋：干 10/06 15:08
2F：→ asklove:塑胶袋：凑虾?(转头) 10/06 15:16
3F：推 kk123:塑胶袋：你是啥洨？（吐一口槟榔汁） 10/06 15:21
4F：推 ashin942: 塑胶袋：干 10/06 15:29
5F：推 aacs0130:塑胶袋：乱鸣喇叭..小心我遮住你的眼睛 10/06 15:29
6F：推 profound:XD 我笑了... 孩子..你的喇叭上面没装武器啊.. 10/06 15:29
7F：推 crescentbell:塑胶袋：对不起..我不该被生下来... 10/06 15:49
8F：推 m85535317: 塑胶袋：不要逼我...... 10/06 15:55
9F：推 chu2193: 塑胶袋：不要逼我......(￣□￣|||)a 10/06 15:57
10F：推 bksam:XDDDDDDDD 10/06 16:25
11F：→ Kapenza: 塑胶袋：XXX，我让你看不到今天的太阳!(扑上) 10/06 16:32
12F：推 shakeLG: 塑胶袋︰哈哈哈!看招！(罩住原po的头) 敢叭我~ 10/06 16:37
13F：推 redcerise:我大笑了XDDDD 10/06 16:46
14F：推 chriswen:推 太好笑了 10/06 16:50
15F：推 MoodyMood:塑胶袋: 被叭了(泣) 10/06 17:03
16F：→ jackmo: 塑胶袋：我的卡位技术不错吧!不让你超~ 10/06 17:10
17F：推 hazerain:我的嘴角忍不住上扬了.... 10/06 17:17
18F：推 sunnyyoung:塑胶袋：肯！叭我！盖你塑胶袋．．． 10/06 17:35
19F：推 nepholi:干 笑死我XDDDDDDD 10/06 17:37
20F：推 neering:塑胶袋：其实我是血滴子…我盖!! 10/06 17:37
21F：推 liuchihying:啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑啊 10/06 17:39
22F：推 suyuting:刚喝的饮料差点吐出来... 10/06 17:45
23F：推 bagaga:推一楼 笑死我XD 10/06 18:06
24F：推 sosojohn:题目下得好！ 10/06 18:07
25F：推 lanyucat:塑胶袋：叭我没用的..一辈子 要跟着你...... 10/06 18:10
26F：推 nogujiai:本日最笨推一个 10/06 18:56
27F：推 smallod:XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 20:14
28F：推 asagi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 20:18
29F：→ via3019:XDD 10/06 20:34
30F：推 cawayigainax:XD 10/06 21:22
31F：推 coffeecocoa:你....你干麻对它叭啊...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(笑到无力) 10/06 21:22
32F：推 Fionawen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 21:24
33F：推 fuhisn:我笑了XD 10/06 21:40
34F：推 cindy78127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(笑翻) 10/06 22:03
35F：→ kablia:塑胶袋：哩系咧叭啥！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 22:10
36F：推 chung723:胶袋：哩系咧叭啥洨！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/06 22:37
37F：推 trublelove:XD 10/06 22:39
38F：推 MadCaro: XDDDDDDDD 塑胶袋是无辜的 10/06 22:48
39F：→ tunya704:胶袋:哩系咧叭啥小!!! XDDDDDDD 10/06 23:22
40F：推 thomasqqq:塑胶袋：对不起..我不该被生下来...XDD 10/06 23:44
41F：推 iWhale:很好笑 推文更好笑 10/06 23:49
42F：推 IhCnAb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 00:11
43F：推 snowpeople:塑胶袋:原PO是正妹~~~~~~(飞扑) 10/07 00:15
44F：推 fish0112:XDDDD 10/07 00:23
45F：推 deadboy: 胶袋：哩系咧叭啥洨！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 01:03
46F：推 blast23:塑胶袋:你以为只有你有喇叭吗? [按三声喇叭] 10/07 01:14
47F：推 gunfall:塑胶袋:我说大哥啊,没你是在八啥小(台语) 10/07 01:29
48F：→ zo4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 01:32
49F：推 sfloat:好笑XD 10/07 02:35
50F：推 maruru1987:超好笑的啦XDXDXDDD 10/07 02:43
51F：推 patc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 07:30
52F：推 DecFantasy:推文会不会太好笑XDDDDDD 10/07 09:13
53F：推 duonat:哈哈哈哈靠邀啊~~太好笑了XD 10/07 10:09
54F：推 Legault:塑胶袋：对不起..我不该被生下来.. 这一定要推一下 10/07 10:34
55F：推 NickEast:原po叭”他”，不怕他闪大灯吗？ 10/07 11:22
56F：推 AmuletPon:哈哈哈哈哈哈ＸＤ！！！！ 10/07 12:00
57F：推 yenamy74119:塑胶袋:原PO是正妹~~~~~~ 10/07 13:52
58F：推 cyberstar:用远灯趴他 10/07 13:57
59F：推 nosugarGtea:推文好赞XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 14:18
60F：推 skia: 塑胶袋:老爷不要，夫人会看到的。 10/07 15:58
61F：推 catnsky:哈哈哈哈我笑到肚子痛了XD 10/07 16:05
62F：推 bonny0512:XSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 10/07 16:53
63F：推 dreampilot:下次可以跟你一起骑车吗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 17:22
64F：推 happys425:塑胶袋:想阴我!? 10/07 19:57
65F：推 asagi:塑胶袋:不要用那种眼神看着我........ 10/07 21:13
66F：推 mimipanda:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 21:19
67F：→ aesi:XDDDDD 10/07 21:27
68F：推 haggis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/07 21:44
69F：推 fabled:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/07 22:42
70F：推 ForSinSoKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 09:07
71F：推 nbuadmin:塑胶袋：哩系咧叭啥洨！ XDDDD 10/08 11:25
72F：推 kunsin:塑胶袋：.....(甩尾) 10/08 11:47
73F：推 daiYuTsung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 14:00
74F：推 zhou:XDD 10/08 14:03
75F：推 edupenny:ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ 10/08 15:35
76F：推 elytseerf:笑到胸口痛...XDDDDDDD 10/08 16:12
77F：推 DawnSunrise:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/08 16:44
78F：推 inoegao: 塑胶袋：干 太好笑了啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/08 18:14
79F：推 mayfly:XD 10/08 19:09
80F：推 Dvc:XDDDDDD 10/08 19:35
81F：推 happycoser:超好笑~XD 10/08 20:23
82F：推 plumding:推文超好笑XDDDDDDD 10/08 22:18
83F：推 earlobes:塑胶袋: 你没戴安全帽，我是想帮你，不要误会我! 10/08 22:42
84F：推 nepho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 00:15
85F：→ hsuanjj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 00:36
86F：推 caphne:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 01:43
87F：推 astenber:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 02:36
88F：推 BlackJason:哈哈~~~ 10/09 02:56
89F：推 dragonsoul:塑胶袋：哩系咧叭啥洨！ XD 10/09 04:29
90F：推 z3728:塑胶袋：叭啥！红灯，你是没看到喔！ 10/09 17:12
91F：推 shadowfish:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 21:59
92F：推 eevi:这有好笑到 ..... 10/09 23:11
93F：推 tammychen:塑胶袋：对不起..我不该被生下来.. XD 10/09 23:34
94F：推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 00:09
95F：推 ptt112233:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/10 08:13
96F：推 Larvas:超级好笑的....XD 10/10 23:52
97F：推 whatangel:推文好笑XD 10/11 10:50
98F：推 chentsun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 21:57
99F：推 zoewangiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 12:20
100F：推 ogawa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 12:26
101F：推 sheep79119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/12 22:40
102F：推 bikestormer:大笑!!! 10/19 21:18
103F：推 Mizaromilky:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 02:15
104F：→ miljs: 塑胶袋：干 11/20 01:22
105F：推 louisiverson:塑胶袋：叭我?! (我罩!!) 05/29 22:07
106F：推 aslowmotion: 10/26 22:04
107F：推 KIMORA:推 05/07 18:59