作者mandy1125 (小蜜)
看板StupidClown
标题[闲聊] 小姐:我爱椰子
时间Tue Sep 19 23:06:27 2006
话说我妹在家乐福收银打工
站了一整天 真的很累
又如往常一样 客人把东西全部搬到桌子上
我妹 "哔.哔" 的一样样算钱
突然间
妹: 小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗?
小姐: (无奈状) 那是我儿子的头!!!
原来,那位小姐把他儿子平放在购物车里睡觉
并把买的东西都覆盖在他儿子的身上
我妹远远看
只看到一颗圆圆的 有点毛的 圆状物
真是笑翻我了..........
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1F：推 CREA:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:06
2F：推 sylian:请问你有受过当收银员的专业训练吗XD 09/19 23:08
3F：推 boost:小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗? 09/19 23:08
4F：推 duduma:那是我儿子的头!!! 09/19 23:08
5F：推 SSnake:收钱收到昏了 XDDDDDDD 09/19 23:08
6F：推 jiunde:笨版JOKE化? 09/19 23:09
7F：推 vicathene:小姐，请问您的椰子需要剖开吗？(亲切微笑) 09/19 23:09
8F：推 vanishbaby:好好笑~~~~~~~~~XD 09/19 23:11
9F：推 Ray1031:XDDDD 09/19 23:12
10F：推 lancehsiao:XXXD 09/19 23:12
11F：推 XiCheng:小姐，我已经帮你把椰子剖开了 09/19 23:12
12F：→ inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:13
13F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:14
14F：推 fanshe:我活了二十多年，到了今天才知道原来椰子有长毛@@" 09/19 23:15
15F：推 fabled:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:21
16F：推 kurasaki:XDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:23
17F：推 tm0218:XD 09/19 23:23
18F：推 TURNON:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:24
19F：推 musichour:妈妈:我儿子的头无价.... 09/19 23:25
20F：→ asklove:那是我要用来付买东西的...... 09/19 23:27
21F：推 snow79:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:27
22F：推 bunyham:椰子在宝宝的嘴理? 想偷被发现... 09/19 23:27
23F：推 eggimage:是不是椰子 吃吃看就知道..!!! 09/19 23:29
24F：推 g41u04:我的妈呀我狂笑耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:30
25F：推 Dvc:XD 09/19 23:30
26F：推 kennylin0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:32
27F：→ pttshuya:（耍冷）剖开来医看有个小外星人在里面.... 09/19 23:38
28F：推 roachole:结完帐被安全课带到办公室 原因是 椰子未结帐... 09/19 23:38
29F：推 dol0528:不可能... 09/19 23:49
30F：→ azraeldark:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:49
31F：推 evart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:56
32F：推 takashi51:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:58
33F：推 Aten:标题有雷XD 不然我会笑更大声XD 09/19 23:58
34F：推 windtrace:XD 09/19 23:58
35F：推 uranushgsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:02
36F：推 iopkl1309:XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD 2楼专业 09/20 00:04
37F：推 fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:15
38F：推 lucky1218:改个标题或许会更好笑？ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:17
39F：推 votinna:XDDDDDDDDD推改个标题 09/20 00:19
40F：推 phli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:27
41F：推 silverwolf13:标题有雷也是个笨点??!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:32
42F：推 AchiU16:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:40
43F：推 berimaru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:49
44F：推 yanshiang:XDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:01
45F：推 airen:看几次都很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:11
46F：推 yjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:21
47F：推 chentsun:看到标题又看到第一行之後，就忍不住了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:22
48F：推 lucifershen:原文好笑，推文不好笑，一堆XDDD...真可惜啊... 09/20 01:27
49F：推 ac5700927:这跟之前的黏土作品文 有异曲同工之妙嘛? 09/20 01:29
50F：推 iamdpp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:35
51F：推 blast23:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:35
52F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 01:42
53F：推 VarX:赞! 09/20 01:54
54F：推 doyourselff:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 02:09
55F：推 fatwhale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 02:11
56F：推 dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 02:27
57F：推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 03:39
58F：推 CafeRhyme:标题非常有力！！XDDDDD 09/20 03:42
59F：推 dragonsoul:推文雷到了，不然会更有爆点 XD 09/20 04:10
60F：→ dragonsoul:标题 ↑ 09/20 04:10
61F：推 macefindu:干豆腐警卫：『You should not pass!!』 09/20 07:51
62F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 08:20
63F：→ rewqasdf:步好笑 09/20 09:22
64F：推 popshake:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 六楼我同意 09/20 09:26
65F：推 eva0617:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 09:50
66F：推 candc46:XDD 09/20 09:56
67F：推 allison110:XD 09/20 12:12
68F：推 ariaqua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 12:13
69F：推 pm2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 12:31
70F：推 mozunato:XD 09/20 12:39
71F：推 ark:XDDDDDD 09/20 12:51
72F：推 sqr:(刷椰子的条码) 这是赠品 09/20 13:30
73F：推 york07:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 13:44
74F：推 Gungod88:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 14:01
75F：推 daisukeniwa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 14:14
76F：推 erilinda:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 14:19
77F：推 ntddt:小姐, 请问椰子要插吸管嘛 ? 09/20 14:43
78F：推 ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 15:01
79F：推 pondaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 15:44
80F：推 ecif: 小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗? 09/20 17:38
81F：推 moaa:XDDDDDDDDD 把自己儿子埋起来 太智障了啦XDDDDD 09/20 18:43
82F：推 aassd:母:在大卖场睡觉会冰~来~把饼干盖上~~(母爱) 09/20 18:49
83F：推 liuchihying:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了!!! 09/20 20:25
84F：推 rock77606:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 21:38
85F：推 panhoho:哈哈哈哈哈 09/20 22:58
86F：推 gaybe:那猴子的天灵盖 其实是椰子壳~~~逼棒棒~~逼棒棒~~~ 09/20 23:18
87F：推 dreamabout:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:22
88F：推 lovetravel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:12
89F：推 stingy:我同学遇过7-11店员在找千元钞票条码 准备哔的XDDDD 09/21 02:51
※ 编辑: mandy1125 来自: 210.60.186.17 (09/21 16:13)
90F：推 mandy1125:顺民意~改标题~请享用~ 09/21 16:13
※ 编辑: mandy1125 来自: 210.60.186.17 (09/21 16:14)
91F：推 ibulondong:XD 借转~~ ^^ 09/21 16:39
※ ibulondong:转录至看板 NLHS-3th-306 09/21 16:40
92F：推 kathyyu:XDDDDDDDDD 09/21 16:46
93F：推 Suzie:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 19:53
94F：推 SearchNow:小姐, 请你把购物车上的椰子拿上来好吗? 推啦 太好笑了! 09/21 21:23
95F：→ spooky221:XD 09/21 22:22
96F：推 ailesMia:XDDDDD 09/22 20:45
97F：推 tureno:啊哈哈哈，有没有这麽好笑啊!!! 09/23 00:16
98F：推 pttj:很好笑耶！ 09/23 06:27
99F：推 cuteali:超好笑XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 09/23 09:41
100F：→ spiritia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 20:11
101F：推 EuniceYu:XD 09/26 19:42
102F：推 flyinDenmark:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD那是我儿子的头!!! 09/26 20:57
103F：推 zhou:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 00:53
104F：推 Mizaromilky:XD 09/30 02:00
105F：推 lovy:XD 10/01 01:15
106F：推 cherubbjo:(无奈状) 那是我儿子的头!!! "XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/22 06:01
107F：推 KIMORA:推 05/07 18:35
108F：推 ageofline:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我XDDDDDD 2010 03/07 17:35
109F：推 thew193:朝圣推~~ 07/24 01:34