作者wawalinda (心中的一幅山水画)
看板StupidClown
标题坐火车的笨事
时间Sun Sep 10 12:29:48 2006
平常坐火车回家时只要搭电车就可以
但是当天碰巧遇到自强号 想说那就上车吧
因为那天是礼拜五 所以很多返乡的人潮
记得以前妈妈告诉过我 第一车厢跟最後车厢的人最少
所以我一上车後就一直往前走 一直把自动门按开
不知道到底走了几个车厢
我还是一直往前一直把门按开
结果按开一道门後
司机:『冲撒?』
我吓到 赶紧说 没事没事
回家後告诉妈妈这件事
妈妈说:『司机问你冲撒 你要跟他说 我觉得你车开的还不错!!!』
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1F：推 awpex127:xd 我笑了 09/10 12:35
2F：推 QWERTYUQAZ:妈妈相当有sense 09/10 12:35
3F：推 hazerain:推好棒的妈妈 09/10 12:36
4F：推 mamamia8686:哈哈哈哈 好好笑 09/10 12:45
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10F：→ takkyubinisa:XDDDD 原来笑点在下面XDDDDD 09/10 13:15
11F：推 zaidan:手排车? 09/10 13:32
12F：推 gorden00:推好棒的妈妈 xdddddddddddddddd 09/10 13:33
13F：推 SRoach:XD 09/10 13:34
14F：→ isask:XD~有笨到 09/10 13:36
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17F：推 Ferrero0212:哈哈哈...XD 09/10 13:48
18F：推 nicemonkeyfa:妈妈相当好笑 09/10 13:49
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22F：推 seeGG:超好笑XDDD 09/10 14:22
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24F：推 ltmqw:原po：为了向司机致敬，我从车尾走到车头跟您说声嗨 09/10 14:37
25F：推 snca:这个好笑XD 09/10 14:48
26F：推 franreaac:你妈妈好厉害 09/10 14:55
27F：推 pitching:XDDD 09/10 14:56
28F：推 sss83143:好笑+1 09/10 14:56
29F：推 juliehome:XD....超好笑的!! 09/10 14:57
30F：→ oj113068:冲撒? 09/10 15:01
31F：→ freesamael:我觉得你车开得不错XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 15:10
32F：推 shalayuki:好笑XDDDDDDDDD 09/10 15:34
33F：推 b750919: 好妈妈要珍惜! 09/10 15:44
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38F：推 Carmelo3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 16:31
39F：→ raistlinlee:有好笑到XDDDD 09/10 16:35
40F：推 tsangpao2000:你妈专业...... 09/10 16:42
41F：推 ramona: 你妈专业...... 09/10 17:17
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43F：推 sunsquare: 笑到肚子痛 09/10 17:55
44F：推 zerosin:XDDDDDDDD 09/10 17:54
45F：推 Nocp:妈妈专业＋1 09/10 18:12
46F：推 friend781025:我觉得你车开的不错XDD 09/10 18:12
47F：推 skydear:XD 09/10 18:31
48F：推 clark24:好恶喔 玩两次就不想玩了 . 09/10 18:32
49F：推 ecif:妈妈专业+1 09/10 18:44
50F：推 wurzburg:妈妈很屌!!从容不迫! 09/10 18:48
51F：推 mingdao:司机:冲撒? 原PO: 请问现在是几档? 09/10 18:56
52F：推 uno0708:好可爱呀!!!!超好笑的! 09/10 18:58
53F：推 x31216:XDDDDD 09/10 19:06
54F：→ xxx22088:我觉得超好笑的啊 09/10 19:13
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56F：推 pearl0108:你马麻超专业!XD 09/10 19:25
57F：推 yiya0723:好酷的马麻XDD 09/10 19:28
58F：推 komido:XD 09/10 19:29
59F：推 geog:我想你妈应该干过同样的事 09/10 19:56
60F：推 hopepanda:XD 09/10 20:03
61F：→ poikg:推楼楼上...XD 09/10 20:19
62F：推 tokyokyokyo:好好笑XDDDDD 09/10 20:22
63F：推 sicro:推冲啥XDDDDDDD看到这句笑出来 09/10 20:21
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65F：推 ibulondong:XD 超好笑 借转～～ 09/10 20:56
※ ibulondong:转录至看板 NLHS-3th-306 09/10 20:56
66F：推 haggis:你妈妈太妙了XDDDDDD 09/10 21:08
67F：推 snowchiba:XD 09/10 21:16
68F：推 ohmyjesus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/10 21:20
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71F：推 doll2004:你马麻超专业!XD 09/10 21:50
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73F：推 conan1121:令堂超爆笑XD 09/10 22:06
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76F：推 zzz12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 09/10 22:56
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84F：→ sk8678:妈妈厉害 ~ 赞！ 09/10 23:59
85F：推 Mizaromilky:冲啥XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/11 00:02
86F：→ onlybluesky:妈妈够幽默... 09/11 00:27
87F：推 SuaveSid:你妈妈超适合来当五楼... 09/11 01:04
88F：推 zo4:『冲撒?』 09/11 01:20
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90F：推 crowKer:如果你爸是开车的..你妈应该是这样搭讪到你爸的.... 09/11 02:45
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92F：推 kikini916:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 09/11 05:22
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94F：推 Darius1979:司机好屌 你妈反应好快 09/11 08:27
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99F：推 cahwoya:好笨喔XDDDDDDD 09/11 11:07
100F：推 hbsmail1:笑点在车开的还不错 09/11 12:14
101F：→ easoncool:你没有问 我可以做你旁边吗？？ XD 09/11 12:29
102F：推 a00080245:XD 09/11 12:36
103F：推 Magnoliaceae:XDDDD 09/11 13:09
104F：推 panhoho:XD 09/11 13:41
105F：推 sos3366:妈妈好专业 XD 09/11 16:14
106F：推 jevilkuo:原po的妈妈 100分 09/11 16:30
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108F：推 u870458:给你妈个推 09/11 19:29
109F：推 js890634:令堂专业XDD 09/11 21:34
110F：推 Youyui:冲撒 XDDDDDD 09/11 22:25
111F：推 happycoser:超专业的妈妈~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/12 00:01
112F：推 ZoZs:好笑^^ 09/12 00:42
113F：推 Forwell:原po:对不起~~我想劫车~~请把列车开到xx站~ 09/12 01:50
114F：推 ballII:妈妈好赞！ 09/12 02:18
115F：推 QQexample:真妙的妈妈~~~ 09/12 02:28
116F：推 edward31028:E04 我笑到肚子痛 09/12 02:56
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118F：推 kusoivy:原PO的娘是高手 09/12 11:58
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126F：推 Hans14:XDDD 穿F..K的妈妈 09/13 01:37
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131F：推 reggaebabe:妈妈Q到 09/13 16:39
132F：→ zxcv4321:妈妈相当有sense 09/13 16:45
133F：→ candc46:XDDDD 09/13 16:46
134F：推 avoavo:99推!!! 09/13 17:44
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136F：推 daiYuTsung:妈妈专业＋1 09/14 13:49
137F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/15 13:20
138F：→ zoewangiu:XDDDDDDDD 09/19 09:22
139F：推 earlobes:超好笑!!!!! 09/23 05:37
140F：推 EuniceYu:XD 09/24 18:03
※ mouse0720:转录至看板 Railway 10/03 02:10
141F：推 labushow:这有笑点 10/04 00:06
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