作者MPF (紫小飞)
看板StupidClown
标题这件事我忍了很多年了
时间Wed Aug 2 04:40:32 2006
这件事我藏了７年了,既然要说就要在这边讲.
话说学生时期的我为了多赚点生活费,於是跑
去加油站打工,某天来了一个骑着当时很流行的JOG50
正哥.
我:您好,请问要加甚麽油?
正:95加满,语毕顺手把油箱盖打开
此时刚好他的手机响了..
於是我就.....................................
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拿着油枪插进去油孔,以喊欢迎光临的分贝说:
喂!请问你找谁....冏....当时只想把油枪往自己嘴巴灌油..
讲完了
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4F：推 Sanjiss:XDDDDDD 08/02 08:03
5F：推 liebestod:好好笑喔...你故意那麽晚po没人笑你吗?乡民很快就醒了啦 08/02 08:24
6F：推 pammyLEE:XDDDDDD 08/02 08:33
7F：推 yzugsr:喂!请问你找谁....冏.... 08/02 08:54
8F：推 ying241652:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/02 09:23
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13F：推 snew1209:服务业就是要有这份心XD 08/02 09:46
14F：推 Shalynn: XDDD 08/02 09:46
15F：推 ada731:好丢脸XDDDDD 08/02 09:50
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17F：推 jaibaby:干，你真有心 08/02 09:55
18F：→ hacoolman: XD 08/02 10:00
19F：推 hfm6312:哈 油箱找你啦 08/02 10:01
20F：推 lazilata:乡民醒了....喂!油箱在家吗 08/02 10:05
21F：推 mms:...||| 08/02 10:11
22F：推 eva0617:XDDDD 08/02 10:14
23F：推 those0:哈哈哈哈哈.............. 08/02 10:29
24F：推 boaboaboa:这个好笑！！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 08/02 10:30
25F：→ dog2000:好丢脸喔~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` 08/02 10:44
26F：推 Faoitohins:推쀠 很笨啊xd 08/02 11:01
27F：→ poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/02 11:41
28F：推 forcex:9 5....45元 谢谢 08/02 11:56
29F：推 lasslass:哈哈哈XDDDDDD 08/02 12:13
30F：推 tone0623:有笑点... 08/02 12:23
31F：推 velvet1986:XD 08/02 12:27
32F：推 DoDoisSocold:XD 08/02 12:43
33F：推 sikasi:笑死我了XDXD 08/02 13:13
34F：推 ringyoung200:XD 08/02 13:35
35F：推 Taeper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/02 14:37
36F：推 twoworldwar6:有笨到 08/02 14:47
37F：推 chengyi74226:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD这篇太好玩了XD 08/02 15:38
38F：推 Kinght:xDD 08/02 16:24
39F：推 MrHorse:XD 08/02 16:25
40F：推 moonlightsea:喂!请问你找谁? 原PO好好玩 XDDDD 08/02 17:46
41F：推 ajoun:XD 我快笑死了......想到那位正哥不知有何反应 08/02 17:46
42F：推 paranoid225:太翻尼了 原po真可爱 08/02 17:59
43F：推 cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/02 20:26
44F：推 tertwo:请问你找谁? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/02 20:54
45F：→ asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/02 21:56
46F：推 choswer:XD~太爆笑了 08/02 22:06
47F：推 darkgreen:XD 08/02 23:41
48F：推 genialwish:XD~~~太爆笑了~~推 08/03 00:03
49F：推 hsiehwei:以喊欢近光临的分贝说... 08/03 00:42
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51F：推 mitami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/03 01:25
52F：推 neering:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/03 03:01
53F：推 snowblue29:太正了...笑到肚子痛!! 08/03 03:56
54F：推 dragonsoul:XD 08/03 06:33
55F：推 k79514:XDDDDDD 08/03 09:41
56F：推 cutedoremi:好好笑...可是...加油站不是不能用手机吗?? 08/03 10:15
57F：推 cash0101:我记得有个工读生对我说：不可以用手机...因为..会爆炸.. 08/03 11:29
58F：推 MPF:其实也尽量不要穿毛衣,所以当时客人穿毛衣只要不是加到油的人 08/03 12:03
59F：→ MPF:能闪就闪,原因好像是静电会引燃火之类的..其实也都只能柔性劝 08/03 12:05
60F：→ MPF:导,客人接起来了也没办法只能请他尽快END 08/03 12:06
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62F：推 interclent:好笑XD 08/03 22:32
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74F：推 frenchhorns:哈哈哈哈.好好笑喔.好笨. 09/22 10:17
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