StupidClown 板


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好久好久以前 在我还是个单纯的国中生的时代 有一次在上公民课 因为很无聊所以 我就开始玩我的文具 後来很白目的把立可白拿出来玩 想要学同学 把立可白里面的小钢珠拿出来 可是我用力折了老半天根本折不断 囧 於是开始找东西要割开它 好死不死我又没有美工刀 找来找去找到了"图钉" 当时第一个想法就是用图钉把它刺个大洞 再用力把它从洞掰开 当我开开心心刺下去之後 接着拔出图钉 准备要用蛮力把它掰开的时候 双手一用力 囧 我被立可白颜射了 而且还是往眼睛方向喷过去 霎时间我整个人都慌了 感觉脸上面有一种很诡异的感觉 於是我就用手遮住眼睛 站起来大叫 啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 结果老师被我吓到 冲过来看我的情况 後来我把手拿开 老师看过後跟我说..... 还好你有戴眼镜啊 对齁.... -- 不服啊?你咬我啊~ ////// § ╮(′Д‵)╭ 战,是强者的宿命 ╰─██─╯ 每天都要战 吠,是弱者的本性 ██ 人格才不会扭曲 泡茶,是群众的乐趣 ││ *kego --



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1F:推 missmiffy:XDDDDDDDD 06/09 15:37
2F:推 leoellen:(拍桌大笑) 06/09 15:59
3F:推 ZLSun: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 16:03
4F:→ rhinoii:啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 16:12
5F:推 yienge: 啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 16:13
6F:推 Brien: 啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 16:17
7F:推 wangsynnex: 啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 少了两个啊 06/09 16:20
8F:→ eggimage:............. 06/09 16:21
9F:→ candybox1020:真的 幸好你有戴 不然真的会瞎掉 後果很恐怖 06/09 16:24
10F:→ candybox1020:能想像立可白乾在眼球上 要怎麽处理掉吗 06/09 16:25
11F:推 imstupid22:当白内障处理吧... 06/09 16:30
12F:推 docuti:有搞笑到XDDDD 06/09 16:42
13F:推 ofey: 啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 16:57
14F:推 doyourselff:哈哈哈~~~ 06/09 17:27
15F:推 star31330:我曾经挤三秒胶 没弄好 喷到眼睛 一开始还没感觉 06/09 17:34
16F:→ star31330:後来眼睛开始不舒服 拔掉隐形眼镜 才发现喷到隐形眼镜 06/09 17:35
17F:→ star31330:还好有隐形眼镜 不然就瞎了/.\ 06/09 17:36
18F:推 gingling:XDDDDDDDDDD 小心一点XDrz 06/09 17:56
19F:推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 18:00
20F:推 woodymonkey:哈哈哈,真是好笑! 06/09 18:03
21F:推 ipessimistic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 18:25
22F:→ lazilata:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 18:25
23F:推 nickyho:XDDDDD完全笑翻................ 06/09 18:30
24F:推 zilkle:XDDDDDD 06/09 18:32
25F:推 redcerise:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 18:37
26F:推 xxnfuk: 啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 18:47
27F:推 judise:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 18:48
28F:推 Timmy3586:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑爆了XDDDDDD 06/09 18:57
29F:→ sunhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 19:09
30F:推 glayteru00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我的眼睛瞎了....!! 06/09 19:19
31F:推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 19:56
32F:推 thda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 19:56
33F:推 coffeecocoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz 06/09 20:02
34F:推 gorden00:XDDD 06/09 20:12
35F:推 ffaarr:XDDDDDD好好笑 06/09 20:16
36F:推 stevenhomew:啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 20:18
37F:→ various:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大笑 06/09 20:24
38F:推 Jube:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 20:36
39F:推 Jamie653:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 20:37
40F:推 wcds:XD 06/09 20:39
41F:推 brun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(一整个笑翻) 06/09 20:41
42F:推 angus1013:真的很好笑耶!!XDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 20:43
43F:→ TIEW:啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 20:48
44F:推 neka:我看成墨镜了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 20:54
45F:推 ch110:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 21:05
46F:推 ds621:啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ 06/09 21:10
47F:推 NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 21:24
48F:推 deathblue:老师OS: 还好还好 我差点要离职了... 囧 06/09 21:34
49F:推 Aseven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 21:41
50F:推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 21:49
51F:推 pauhsi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/09 22:17
52F:推 kakyou10:XDDDDDDDDD 06/09 22:30
53F:→ ghostru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD快笑死我了~~(滚来滚去) 06/10 00:09
54F:推 ann111451:啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ XDDDDDDD 06/10 00:10
55F:推 ienjan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑趴了..... 06/10 00:17
56F:推 nn8309:XD 06/10 00:21
57F:→ monkey74913:啊啊啊~~~ 我的眼睛瞎了 啊啊啊~~~ XDDDDDDD 06/10 00:42
58F:推 xslayer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:00
59F:推 bigbow555:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:07
60F:推 SophiaCat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哈哈哈 06/10 01:09
61F:推 tinyrain:XDDDDD 06/10 01:21
62F:推 jeffgk2005:XD 06/10 01:26
63F:推 loveAZZZZA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 01:32
64F:推 yahchwen:XDDDDDD 06/10 02:22
65F:推 kikini916:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 02:22
66F:推 dino619:那句对齁给了我致命的一击~~~ 笑翻~~~~XDXDXDXD 06/10 02:45
67F:推 evaliao:太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 03:24
68F:推 starlone:xdddd 06/10 03:37
69F:→ chicobo:XDDDDDDDDD 06/10 05:40
70F:推 saiyumu:对齁XDDDDDDDD 06/10 06:44
71F:推 somnambulism:白X 哈 06/10 07:57
72F:推 adersenpb:给你一个推~ 06/10 09:04
73F:推 kimitop:XD 06/10 09:06
74F:推 superlubu:XDrz 06/10 09:55
75F:推 SmartSolomon:XDrz... 06/10 11:06
76F:推 wbs016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 11:39
77F:推 image: 06/10 12:04
78F:推 minbyminby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 12:59
79F:推 jasper474494:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 13:32
80F:推 musicrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD借转joke 06/10 13:57
musicrain:转录至看板 joke 06/10 13:58
81F:推 lskd:XD 06/10 15:18
82F:→ isran:啊啊啊~~~ 原来是眼镜瞎了 呼 <( ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ 06/10 15:49
83F:推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 16:36
84F:推 SummerShine:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/10 19:28
85F:推 moods39:干你娘XD 06/10 22:42
86F:推 DevilVic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD上课都会被闪阿哈哈 06/11 00:18
87F:推 moritachiny:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/11 00:51
88F:推 xiaoxuan:哈哈哈 笑死我了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 06/11 18:05
89F:推 princebaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 14:19
90F:推 miss72:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 14:53
91F:推 ckindo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/12 18:31
92F:推 rhikvh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 00:19
93F:推 cuteya:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 01:06
94F:推 clair17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/13 01:40
95F:推 reliveinfire:哈哈哈~~~~ 06/13 05:05
96F:→ zhou:XDDDDDDD 06/14 01:32
97F:推 dogibagi:推眼镜 这点是戴眼镜唯一的好处了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/15 00:57
98F:推 ilovecocoa:那句对齁给了我致命的一击~~~ 笑翻~~~~XDXDXDXD 06/18 05:22
99F:推 sushure:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 18:48
100F:推 lanton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/18 23:16
101F:推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推对齁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/19 17:47
102F:推 urasea:很危险欸!!!!!真的好险= = 06/11 06:41







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