作者neilan (我不是女生)
看板StupidClown
标题Re: [耍笨] 不懂中文就别乱刺青
时间Wed Apr 19 15:32:50 2006
我有一个朋友，他在澳洲的舅舅家要装潢，
他们家请了一个设计师，
一开始真的弄得超棒的，
设计师有某一天就带了一块波斯地毯，
跟他们家的人说，就差这一块波斯地毯，就很完美了，
还很喜洋洋的说这块地毯上面的字，绣工多花时间....blah blah blah，也多麽精致
结果，地毯一摊开来，
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(惊！！！！) this is really a high quality..(blah blah blah)
囧 囧 ●/ ↙
/舅\ /
妈\ <
设 (这是一块品质真的很好的地毯，上面的中文绣的很漂亮)
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◆ From: 163.21.235.230
※ 编辑: neilan 来自: 163.21.235.230 (04/19 15:33)
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2F：推 sportsyzm:XD 04/19 15:35
3F：推 Horde:这篇该m了XD 04/19 15:36
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5F：推 yukiaa11:XD 04/19 15:38
6F：推 sTaMiNa:XD 04/19 15:39
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8F：推 golan:XD 04/19 15:41
9F：推 ieww:烂的好! 04/19 15:45
10F：推 bake088:斓 比较好.? 这似乎是简体字的错? 很多长一样 04/19 15:44
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14F：推 zack:XDDDDD烂!! 04/19 15:47
15F：推 ROCKS:....XD 04/19 15:48
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17F：推 onesfool:XD 04/19 15:49
18F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑得内伤了 板主快m啊 <囧> 04/19 15:49
19F：推 nienting:XD 04/19 15:50
20F：推 vengeance104:推图! 04/19 15:50
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28F：推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:15
29F：推 ptlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 害我在半夜大笑!! 04/19 16:15
30F：推 KeroroMorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:17
31F：推 Provance:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:18
32F：推 NaiadCY:楼楼上 现在是半夜吗o o? (觉得外面天还是很亮) 04/19 16:18
33F：→ ROCKS:国外吧 04/19 16:20
34F：推 carrie1983tw:差点喝水呛到 04/19 16:20
35F：推 neilan:千万不要推爆呀....我会害羞....囧rz 04/19 16:21
36F：推 PopJohnny:害羞自己还帮推... 04/19 16:22
37F：推 richard1003:XDDDDD 04/19 16:23
38F：推 PopJohnny:我帮你吧... 04/19 16:24
39F：推 Alan815:绣个"屌"也不错阿~XDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:25
40F：推 deepsea:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/19 16:26
41F：→ Morriss:太屌了太屌了..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:27
42F：推 slhw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD最後真的有用吗^^ 04/19 16:27
43F：推 shigeyuki:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:29
44F：推 neilan:最後那个设计师很落寞的卷起那毯子....回工作室去了～ 04/19 16:29
45F：推 Morriss:他应该蛮伤心低 哈哈哈 04/19 16:30
46F：推 Jocelynz:XDDDD 04/19 16:31
47F：推 alienen:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:34
48F：推 chenhwayu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肚子好痛 04/19 16:36
49F：推 xamous:好可怜的设计师... 04/19 16:42
50F：推 monicalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:45
51F：推 Lycan:我觉得 "屌" 比较好笑...XD 04/19 16:45
52F：推 jackdawliu:ptlin同鞋 现在才16点阿,你在国外吗 04/19 16:49
53F：推 fay001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:51
54F：推 QueenMi:XDDDDD 04/19 16:51
55F：→ leehom39:XDDDD 太爆笑了 04/19 16:58
56F：推 royal:老天爷~~~笑到脸部肌肉僵硬......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 16:58
57F：推 QQ1202:设计师~ 我要一张"囧"的!! 04/19 16:59
58F：推 nneekkoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:00
59F：推 dangh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 在办公室笑翻 04/19 17:03
60F：推 StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:07
61F：推 Cyanite:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:08
62F：推 adx:XDDDDDD 也太好笑了吧 04/19 17:14
63F：推 legend4431:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:15
64F：推 brun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~在宿舍狂笑XDDDD 04/19 17:21
65F：推 lfswg:XDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:22
66F：推 shuzi:太好笑了.... 04/19 17:23
67F：推 aacs0130:笨死了 04/19 17:24
68F：推 NUK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:26
69F：推 pkn:囧 爆笑到不行XD (最後你那个朋友说那个字的意思了吗?) 04/19 17:26
70F：推 Crucio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:27
71F：推 Dvc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:28
72F：推 evaliao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 可怜的设计师 04/19 17:31
73F：推 Yugerith:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:32
74F：推 kimuranene:赞 尴尬到一个境界 舅舅舅妈:让我冷静一下(扶墙) 04/19 17:39
75F：推 eaphone:嘴里的鸭腿 差了飞了出来XD 04/19 17:43
76F：推 cloooney:哈哈哈哈哈 设计师的天真 地毯的烂漫 囧rz 04/19 17:44
77F：推 cywec:帮推 .. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:46
78F：推 riveranz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:49
79F：→ malkuth:可能是想取灿烂的"烂"吧 XD 不懂中文真的不能乱来 04/19 17:47
80F：推 alltoher:太好笑了 04/19 17:52
81F：推 ehrlich: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 17:56
82F：推 noio:囧.....好扯喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/19 17:59
83F：→ circa:我笑了... 04/19 18:01
84F：推 hchwu:XDDD 04/19 18:02
85F：→ oberstein:XD 04/19 18:02
86F：推 evilplayer:XD 04/19 18:15
87F：推 Synchrotron:2打呵欠到一半突然看到,就咳嗽了 04/19 18:16
88F：推 namenon:拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手拍手 04/19 18:16
89F：→ Jer48:请问餐厅有用波斯地毯上面写「赌」吗？ 04/19 18:27
90F：推 ccrimson:god.... 04/19 18:29
91F：推 mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 18:37
92F：→ juliey566:囧.......... 04/19 18:46
93F：推 QWERTY181:囧 04/19 18:47
94F：推 wasiukulele:好像cpu喔 XD 04/19 18:54
95F：推 msave:实在太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (真的会哽死= =) 04/19 18:56
96F：推 olivia813:超好笑~哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 18:56
97F：→ cityeffect:XDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/19 19:00
98F：推 cinlia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:02
99F：推 pooryuyin:XD 04/19 19:18
100F：推 fruit110:这个好笑XDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:27
101F：推 kewang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:31
102F：推 ferrise:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:34
103F：推 takasi03:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:35
104F：推 angel0214:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:40
105F：推 littlelaba:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:42
106F：推 PrinessJ:好笑 04/19 19:45
107F：推 schmidterich:让她爆吧!!! 04/19 19:45
108F：推 theoneejun:XD 04/19 19:48
109F：推 mickeyQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:49
110F：→ jjonnd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:50
111F：推 sampy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:53
112F：推 colue:XD 04/19 19:54
113F：推 monicalu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:55
114F：推 NUK:XD 04/19 19:56
115F：推 zelda312:暴 04/19 19:56
116F：推 meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 19:59
117F：推 marst:超级震撼的烂阿～～XD 04/19 20:00
118F：推 chodaict:XD 04/19 20:02
※ chodaict:转录至看板 joke 04/19 20:02
119F：推 xman7552:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 20:08
120F：推 ricde83:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 20:15
121F：推 minibottle:XDDDDDD 04/19 20:21
122F：推 edenas:XD 04/19 20:22
123F：推 richday:好烂啊~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 20:47
124F：→ starshine:XD 笑死我了 04/19 20:50
125F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 送我我都不要 04/19 21:22
126F：推 dragonsoul:XD 04/19 21:44
127F：→ anson81:好炫喔~限量的喔!赞赞赞... 04/19 21:50
128F：推 clair17:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 22:12
129F：推 rex0217:XD 04/19 22:23
130F：推 qqoc:XDDDDDDD 04/19 22:57
131F：→ mikechan:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/19 23:04
132F：→ scpxxxx:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 23:04
133F：推 lattealily:= =整个无言....推一下~~~ 04/19 23:04
134F：推 tinyrain:XD 04/19 23:07
※ yuchen222:转录至看板 NTUot94 04/19 23:15
135F：推 stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 23:26
136F：推 yofan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太震撼了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 23:33
137F：推 sicro:干 我在睡觉前狂笑了 04/19 23:51
138F：推 homodes:为什麽是喜洋洋??? 04/19 23:54
139F：推 Xenomania:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/19 23:56
140F：推 pequenola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 00:19
141F：推 hiphopforme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 00:32
142F：→ chengyi74226:哦哦哦!!!好震撼的图@@!!! 04/20 00:50
143F：→ sara717:XDDDDD 04/20 00:52
144F：推 stopgo:XDDDDDDDDDD 快笑疯了 04/20 00:53
145F：→ ptlin:楼上几个关心我的板友, 我是在国外, 所以罗~~ 04/20 01:11
146F：推 slill:真的太好笑了吧...XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 01:28
147F：推 statdoggy:可以拿去卖其他不懂中文的老外XD 04/20 02:08
148F：推 ghostliness:XDDD 04/20 03:14
149F：推 lavandersea:快笑翻了我 04/20 03:47
150F：→ lskd:那个设计师好可恶啊~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 08:23
151F：推 franreaac:太囧了... 04/20 08:34
152F：推 msave:给楼楼上，不是那设计师可恶，是他根本就看不懂那个字 XDDDD 04/20 10:41
153F：推 ghostru:XD 04/20 12:13
154F：推 cilica:好好笑喔 04/20 12:38
155F：推 joy71:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 13:09
156F：推 Mahal:趴在桌上狂笑orz 04/20 14:00
157F：推 carolannlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/20 15:00
158F：推 Magnoliaceae:XDDDDDD 04/20 16:11
159F：推 shiftdog:>"< >"< >"< >"< 04/20 17:04
160F：→ dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy 04/20 17:44
161F：推 asami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 18:17
162F：推 fanbinary:这篇太赞拉!!!! 04/20 18:34
163F：推 alpstraum:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 19:11
164F：推 hogolahe:太赞了!!笑到流口水 04/20 20:56
165F：推 reliam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/20 21:31
166F：推 musicz:XD 04/21 02:22
167F：推 sweetyurney:太好笑了!!!借转~~XDD 04/21 20:42
168F：推 g36:天啊.......我呛到了.... 04/21 21:06
169F：推 AirSu:虽然满好笑，但那设计师也满可怜的…(看到原po的推文) @@" 04/22 00:52
170F：推 sunhow:XD 04/22 00:58
171F：推 lwt330:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 01:22
172F：→ antiiss:XD我大笑尖笑爆笑都笑不完了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/22 12:18
173F：推 acecup:X!幸好现在不是午餐时间,要不然会笑到噎死 04/22 16:17
174F：→ zhou:xDD 04/23 00:25
175F：推 annebronte:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/23 01:19
176F：推 ncubios:狂笑到一个不行呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/23 11:12
177F：推 usemane:XD 04/24 09:46
178F：推 angelasuka:我笑到室友都被我吓到了@@ 04/25 21:21
179F：推 gaila:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/25 22:22
180F：推 Popson:我的妈啦 笑翻天啦 XD 04/28 21:16
181F：推 delphinn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/30 00:06
182F：推 orzisme:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/27 23:38
183F：推 wumimeow:其实少带一块 灿 07/10 20:35
184F：推 lazyone:楼上有理 12/29 01:19
185F：推 spooky221:我差点呛到了～XD 05/16 13:01
186F：→ maltosism:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/08 16:47
187F：推 pon0306:朝圣 20090617 06/17 13:27
188F：推 ROFL:我快笑死了XDDDDD 02/01 17:49
189F：推 ageofline:狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 2010 02/19 21:40
190F：推 shungmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 201007 07/23 15:53
191F：推 vanessa02518:太好笑了!!我的妈阿!!XDDD 04/02 12:56
192F：推 geniussilly:朝圣XD 2012/ 07/15 01:13
193F：推 quietapple:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这就是老歪啊XDDDDDDDDD 10/28 19:23
194F：推 ivul3xul4:中文字这麽多，运气真是太好了 12/20 22:43
195F：→ hc760501: 2014/10/16 笑到不行XDDD 10/16 16:23