作者bluepretty (彩虹天堂)
看板StupidClown
标题我同学 安全帽传奇
时间Mon Apr 17 22:49:31 2006
那天 晚上 大伙一同上阳明山
夜游後 安全帽 被别人干走
某Ａ 於是就 急中生智 以其人之道 还致他人之身
也去干了一顶
在夜晚中闪闪散发着光辉的白色安全帽
於是 在深黑的夜晚中 不见五指 以着飞快的速度
迈向山下 重点来了
终於迈向光亮的城市
刹然间 我同学的雪白的安全帽 竟然 竟然 闪耀出７个字
瞎咪 ”台北市阳明分局”
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下台一鞠躬．．．．．．．．．
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1F：推 CTEN:齁 原来犯人就是你 04/17 22:53
2F：推 meteorology:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 22:54
3F：推 vessel0904:投案吧!小子!承认你是笨版乡民可以减刑... 04/17 22:54
4F：推 kacifar:擦乾净指纹 丢了 快跑!!! 04/17 22:55
5F：推 Beltre:110吗 我找到阳明分局昨天掉的安全帽了 04/17 22:58
6F：推 bluepretty:手下留情阿 = - = 人不是我杀的阿 04/17 23:00
7F：推 Dvc:XDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:05
8F：推 gaviniscool:干 就是你 害我被局长骂... 04/17 23:05
9F：推 dollyann:XDDDDDD 04/17 23:06
10F：推 fairman:我笑了XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:06
11F：推 sicro:XDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:07
12F：推 koriras:这个好笑啦~~~XDDD 受不了了~ 04/17 23:08
13F：推 hacoolman:顺便买套警察制服吧 04/17 23:09
14F：推 kikivivi:XDXDXD 04/17 23:10
15F：推 loveamour:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:11
16F：推 tbyxbmike:...XD 04/17 23:11
17F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:11
18F：推 ad1990:这个好笑！我狂笑！XDDD 04/17 23:12
19F：推 bestlisa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 自首无罪，承认加倍 04/17 23:11
20F：推 inlys:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:12
21F：推 dongone:你挫屎了!我要检举你!! 04/17 23:12
22F：推 aowl:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:14
23F：推 dijkstra:...没有阳明分局吧 04/17 23:15
24F：推 nomocasio:你是新警察齁 = =" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:15
25F：推 arichage:嘴巴的红酒差点吐出来ＸＤ 04/17 23:18
26F：推 glow:XDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:19
27F：推 icemirage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑啦~~~ 04/17 23:19
28F：推 fengels:XDD 04/17 23:20
29F：推 Morriss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:20
30F：→ vacancy623:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:21
31F：推 coolbaboo:靠腰!!太好笑了吧XDDDDDD 04/17 23:21
32F：推 siori:超好笑 XDDDDD 04/17 23:24
33F：推 boltsky:XDD 04/17 23:26
34F：推 onethree:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:28
35F：推 cyvsswc:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:29
36F：推 potwo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:32
37F：→ cyvsswc:不对..冷静一下外加查一下..真的没阳明分局啊= = 04/17 23:31
38F：推 StAKA:XDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:33
39F：推 bluepretty:此分局只是个代称 还是会怕死的 用代称为主 04/17 23:33
40F：推 dodoju:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 04/17 23:34
41F：推 onset:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:35
42F：推 jjwei:你死定啦！保安！保安！ 04/17 23:36
43F：→ walylay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:37
44F：推 fannying:XDDDDDDD太好笑了 04/17 23:39
45F：推 CREA:XDDDDDDDDDDD 报警!!! 04/17 23:41
46F：推 NewFemale:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!後续勒? 04/17 23:42
47F：推 dijkstra:因该是北投分局公园派出所吧! 04/17 23:42
48F：推 GNW:实在太好笑了..哈~ 04/17 23:43
49F：推 za755188:这实在是太好笑了XDDDDD 04/17 23:45
50F：推 gerard:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 没被抓吗?XDD 04/17 23:50
51F：推 maco:XD太好笑了~笑到要没气了~~~XDDDDDD 04/17 23:49
52F：推 jjonnd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:53
53F：推 tinyrain:我笑了......差点喷泡面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/17 23:53
54F：推 lavandersea:天啊笑死我了啦！！ 04/17 23:56
55F：推 doreenhu:哈哈~~~~好好笑喔XDDDDDDD 04/17 23:58
56F：推 fealix:真是太猛了~~ 04/18 00:00
57F：推 sleepgod0602:XDDDDD 留下来做纪念 04/18 00:02
58F：推 giten:保安!!保安怎麽没有M!!XD 04/18 00:03
59F：推 bluestear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:04
※ ilove1530:转录至看板 joke 04/18 00:10
60F：推 ilove1530:借转就可~ 04/18 00:10
61F：推 statdoggy:史上最帅气的安全帽买都买不到耶 继续戴XD 04/18 00:15
62F：推 captainusopp:有帅到! 04/18 00:17
63F：推 joevstom:XDDD 04/18 00:21
64F：→ Magnoliaceae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:22
65F：推 wij6112:那请问帽子现在在哪??? 04/18 00:25
66F：推 piyoplus:我比较好奇条盃盃有备用帽吗？ 04/18 00:26
67F：推 ppptt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:28
68F：推 alienen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:30
69F：→ Jasonsu:屌.....太屌了！ 04/18 00:31
70F：推 magicjohson:XDDDDDDDDDDD 爆吧爆吧 04/18 00:30
71F：推 tsctao:这~~~赞 04/18 00:35
72F：推 dkramses:我....嘴角上扬了.......>"< 04/18 00:53
73F：推 stones12:怎麽没有人伸图...原po应该要带着拍照XDDDDDDD 04/18 00:55
74F：推 anetoboin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 00:56
75F：→ misp:XDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:00
76F：推 of922:真的是太猛了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:06
77F：推 sagmt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:07
78F：推 SmartSolomon:XDrz... 04/18 01:25
79F：推 lanton:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:27
80F：推 Celine01:我最想看那个警察後来骑车没带安全帽的窘态 04/18 01:27
81F：推 pohsiang77:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:28
82F：→ BlackJason:XD 04/18 01:28
83F：推 chichon:太好了~拿刀来! 拿刀来! XDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:31
84F：推 bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:33
85F：推 mizzy:哈哈哈 我狂笑了一分钟 没拍照存证太可惜了 04/18 01:34
86F：→ fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 01:35
87F：推 ffwind:这真是太就可了....XD 04/18 01:54
88F：推 z3728:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:03
89F：推 smilygirl:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~我又high了!!!!!!!!! 04/18 02:16
90F：推 MIZUNOseven:XDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:25
91F：推 milkydolly:XDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈~~半夜看~~害我不敢笑出声 04/18 02:46
92F：推 Twiny:好赞XDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 02:55
93F：→ drinks9216:快去买立可白将字涂掉吧 ~~ XD 04/18 03:38
94F：→ lense:XDDDDD 04/18 03:47
95F：推 ATMANMARK:整个就是屌爆了 警察都敢偷 不过警察好像也有上的逼吧괠 04/18 04:25
96F：推 MLByo:哈哈哈 好好笑XDDDDD 04/18 04:31
97F：推 schief:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 05:23
98F：推 abettor:继续戴! 04/18 05:47
99F：推 bluepretty:此篇意义是 不要随便干安全帽 = = 04/18 07:24
100F：推 conpesj:阳明山不是士林就是北投的分局吧 04/18 09:11
101F：推 franreaac:後来呢? 04/18 10:14
102F：推 hschch:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 04/18 10:16
103F：推 kimuranene:人不要做坏事呀 善哉善哉 04/18 10:35
104F：推 ewolf:噗噗...快爆了 04/18 10:54
105F：推 shulinddt:爆吧爆吧 04/18 10:56
106F：推 highlee:上班时间不能狂笑, 憋的好辛苦 04/18 11:01
107F：推 buddle:XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD..................... 04/18 11:03
108F：推 sjxu:XDXDXDXD让这篇爆吧!! 04/18 11:27
109F：推 suouke:XDXDXD爆吧~~居然偷警察杯杯的安全帽~~ 04/18 11:36
110F：推 catrice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 11:44
111F：推 sherryKL:XDDDD~~爆吧 04/18 11:47
112F：推 lovecat3317:哈 04/18 11:47
113F：推 jim2186:狂笑 04/18 11:47
114F：推 shuzi:狂笑~~~~~~ 04/18 12:18
115F：推 Lbulleta:本日最狂笑文 04/18 12:18
116F：推 Elivanta:该不会是竹子湖派出所吧..你死定了= = 04/18 12:30
※ SmallMouth:转录至看板 OGCradio 04/18 12:39
117F：推 a926:这件事告诉我们…东西不要乱摸 04/18 12:42
118F：推 filly0319:太赞了XDDDD 本日最好笑XDDDD 04/18 12:56
119F：推 deathblue:警察：这是向公权力挑战吗?? 04/18 13:31
120F：推 jw1124:龟有派出所 04/18 13:50
121F：推 godblessu:XDDDD 04/18 14:04
122F：推 ibulondong:XXXDDD 04/18 15:06
123F：→ lskd:XD 04/18 15:52
124F：推 cartoonbear:XDDDDDD 04/18 16:01
125F：推 ling1010:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 17:15
126F：推 princessmake:XD 04/18 17:50
127F：推 dragonsoul:XD 04/18 18:09
128F：推 chodaict:XD 04/18 19:31
129F：推 ilulike:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 19:59
130F：推 sunhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 20:45
131F：推 lisacat31:超好笑 04/18 21:18
132F：推 jy9430:超好笑的啦 04/18 22:30
133F：推 stcb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 23:06
134F：推 juliey566:厚,怎麽这麽宝,今日最好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/18 23:35
135F：推 Megumi:噗哈哈哈哈!!!!! XDDDDD 04/18 23:48
136F：→ asami:酷毙辣!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 04/19 00:46
※ szczerbiak:转录至看板 FJU-ACCR94 04/19 02:09
137F：推 Cyanite:半夜笑到我妈起床问我在干麻.... 04/19 03:16
138F：推 BFR:噗......XD 04/19 09:40
139F：推 yahan427:哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/19 12:13
140F：推 teoteo:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 04/19 12:28
141F：→ angel0214:屌 04/19 13:31
142F：推 objection:好好笑喔!!借我贴到网志上!!!! 04/19 17:30
143F：推 mydo:是还治其人之身啦 04/19 18:24
144F：推 starshine:":该不会是竹子湖派出所吧..你死定了= =" 喔XD 04/19 20:48
145F：推 swem:XD 04/19 23:58
146F：→ zhou:XDD 04/22 23:43
147F：推 frozenwolf:这好笑 笑到翻倒在床上 04/28 19:17
148F：→ anyone:这个好好笑...不推不行..XD 05/30 22:05
149F：→ avrillove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/10 17:43
150F：→ beyonce091:借转,谢谢 01/05 20:10
※ ibetitisnot:转录至看板 NCKU_phy_BMT 12/11 03:13
151F：→ njmp4bj6:警察：[超干]半夜巡逻，安全帽被干走，害我被局长骂 04/17 17:25
152F：推 sky19831105:这也太搞笑了吧!!! 09/30 16:37