作者raepopo (所追寻的方向……)
看板StupidClown
标题[耍笨] 喝醉的老爸
时间Sat Apr 15 15:00:47 2006
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老爸和友人出门吃饭，回到家里时…
哈哈哈，阿祺你喝醉了啦。
偶才没醉咧，醉的人是你。
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哦哦，你们有养狗啊?叫什麽名字呀?
哦!伊叫欧点A啦~~~
汪呜？
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哦~原来你叫欧点A，叔叔摸摸头~
惊 ︵
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突然被不认识又满身酒味的人摸，於是点点…
哇!!
安爪?
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阿祺，你家欧点A想咬我!
真的吗!?
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没关系，我帮你报仇!
抓
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咬回去!!!!
老爸快住手啊! 水啦!!
\囧/ 啊呜~
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The end
by raepopo
隔天
按!林北为啥满嘴都是毛?
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╰爸╯ 我
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╯╰ 桌子不是给你拿来翻的！
╮╭ ） ︵ ）
◥█████◣ ★ █— 非常抱歉…
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────────────────────── 桌子的逆袭 ─by raepopo
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◆ From: 59.114.9.156
※ 编辑: raepopo 来自: 59.114.9.156 (04/15 15:01)
1F：推 kimi1:我也会咬我家的猫xd 04/15 15:01
2F：推 madrice:我也会咬我家的狗..= = 04/15 15:03
3F：推 tjp3tjp3:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:12
4F：推 xiaonan:什麽动物咬我 我就咬回去!! 04/15 15:19
5F：推 sicro:狗好可爱XD 04/15 15:22
6F：推 shooterray:好笑 04/15 15:37
7F：→ eggimage:四楼的 有没有刺蝟咬过你 04/15 15:38
8F：推 ROCAF:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:42
9F：推 getagrip:4楼的 那蚊子... 04/15 15:45
10F：推 walylay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:45
11F：推 clallg:好可爱!! 04/15 15:49
12F：推 kade:好可爱唷~~~ 04/15 15:51
13F：推 iceboxi:XD 04/15 15:55
14F：推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDD 04/15 15:57
15F：→ alltoher:好好笑 04/15 16:02
16F：推 xcapricex:太可爱啦>////< 04/15 16:03
17F：推 susukai:XDDDDDD 04/15 16:08
18F：推 bronzeskin:好可爱喔~~~~~~~~XD 04/15 16:15
19F：推 BlackDiamon:嗯...我也曾经咬过我家的狗 =.=a 04/15 16:15
20F：推 pauhsi:XDDDDD有动画就推 04/15 16:31
21F：推 airnic: 推 真好玩 04/15 16:34
22F：推 watercolor:哈哈哈－－你家点点的故事都好可爱。XDDD 04/15 16:40
23F：推 holysea:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 16:41
24F：推 wendy0522:好可爱喔＞／／／／／＜ 04/15 16:45
25F：推 cendylin:欧点的名字好丫 04/15 16:58
26F：推 raingaga:超cute的啦 XDDDDD 04/15 16:59
27F：推 apeeapee:真可爱XD 04/15 17:01
28F：推 cg989898:XDDDDDDDDD 04/15 17:06
29F：推 frontpage:好可爱唷XD 04/15 17:08
30F：推 stanlysix:4楼~~HATE版有一篇被蟑螂咬的文章喔~~^^ 04/15 17:43
31F：推 taiten987:我看到第一张图就笑了~~~~哈哈哈 04/15 17:48
32F：推 yehmo:好可爱~~~~~~~~~!!欧点A~ 04/15 17:56
33F：推 Magnoliaceae:XD 04/15 18:21
34F：推 pauline515:推动画也推签名档XDDD 04/15 18:41
35F：推 Klimit:XD 04/15 18:56
36F：推 milkydolly:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 18:59
37F：推 Hans14:XD 可爱 04/15 19:37
38F：推 KeroroMorita:XDDDDDD 04/15 20:25
39F：推 stan26:XD 04/15 20:28
40F：推 shinobicat:推 太好笑了 肚子好痛 04/15 20:35
41F：推 sheau:超可爱(大心) 04/15 20:35
42F：推 ghostme:我的妈啊！咬狗耶\⊙▽⊙/ 04/15 20:49
43F：推 juliey566:喝醉的人总是做笨事.....好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 21:45
44F：推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈哈哈 04/15 21:45
45F：推 leo0227:好好笑啊 天啊XD 04/15 22:20
46F：推 yuki7733:九楼的...蚊子是昆虫............... 04/15 22:52
47F：推 bajiqa:好强啊 04/15 22:52
48F：推 laughingfish:楼上上...昆虫是动物........... 04/15 22:55
49F：推 apporience:楼上...楼楼楼上他不了解......... 04/15 23:03
50F：→ mexy:我也会咬狗 04/15 23:12
51F：推 ipiss:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/15 23:27
52F：推 Grosjean:大雄在美梦机的那一话也咬过狗！！！ 04/16 00:26
53F：推 mercy09:推 啊呜~~~~~~~狗狗好可爱不过也很无辜(秀秀) 04/16 00:58
54F：推 joycewanga:XD 04/16 02:15
55F：推 reliam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 04:03
56F：推 mood39:怎麽没有人推"水拉" 超好笑的XD 04/16 05:21
57F：推 misparticle:有笑点 噗.... 04/16 10:52
58F：→ lisacat31:水啦～水啦！！！ＸＤＤ哈哈哈～好可爱！ 04/16 11:46
59F：推 adiday: 有句俗话是这麽说的：狗咬狗 一嘴毛 04/16 11:59
60F：推 pequenola:爸爸疵牙裂嘴好好笑 狗名也很好笑 扑~ 04/16 12:12
61F：推 suncain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 12:35
62F：→ chn:满嘴都是毛~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 14:19
63F：→ sweetpiano:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 14:30
64F：推 wishsaga:推签名档 哈哈 04/16 16:02
65F：推 DeathWizard:XD 04/16 16:31
66F：→ kickme:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 16:49
67F：推 x77825:推桌子的逆袭XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/16 18:06
68F：推 haggis:好可爱XDD 04/17 01:33
69F：推 ghostliness:XDD 04/17 08:45
70F：推 zaop:好好笑啊 XDDDDDDD 04/17 11:47
71F：→ asami:图好可爱喔>O< 04/17 19:39
72F：推 lskd:XD 04/18 11:14
73F：推 luciya:哈哈哈～用台语配音更好笑～～XDDDDDDD 04/18 15:55
74F：→ chodaict:XD 04/18 20:05
75F：→ hahaho:XDDDDDDD 04/19 23:09
76F：→ zhou:xDDD 04/22 01:04
77F：推 hschch:唔...我都直接用台语发音阿！!! 04/24 00:07
78F：推 reliam:XDDDDDDDDD 04/26 22:03
79F：推 orc1424:好可爱喔 05/03 21:14
80F：推 nickykuo:可爱！ 05/07 01:50
81F：推 ageofline:四楼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2010/ 02/19 20:28