作者andotsubasa ( 一条很不红的人蔘)
看板StupidClown
标题[耍笨] 耍笨的父母 囧
时间Wed Mar 22 22:31:22 2006
我的父母是很天兵的一对夫妻..
我妈很怪 很喜欢强词夺理
有一天他俩坐在客厅看到discovery在探讨人类的进化论
妈:喔!!我知道!!进化论是那个谁..达文西写的嘛!!
爸:(不屑)是达尔文
妈:达尔文是画那个..蒙娜丽莎的微笑那个吧!!
爸:那个才是达文西，你说反了
妈:(见笑转生气)唉唷!!都姓达，有什麽好分，你很爱计较耶！！
爸:话不能这样讲，那绿岛不就在关岛旁边?反正都是岛，计较什麽!!
妈:....
爸:然後关岛上面有座观音山，反正都是"ㄍㄨㄢ"嘛，计较什麽!
妈:....
爸:观音山的山霸王叫观世音，他有一个哥哥叫关羽，还有一个表妹叫「关搭啦咩啦」
妈:....你够了没?
爸:反正姓关的应该都是一家人嘛!!你说的啊!!
................................我为什麽会被这对夫妻生到??
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1F：→ ilikeh:我笑了XD~~关搭拉咩啦 03/22 22:32
2F：推 Hans14:XD表妹叫「关搭啦咩啦」 03/22 22:33
3F：推 schmidterich:好好笑XDDD 03/22 22:33
4F：推 ciplu:好妙喔 XD 03/22 22:35
5F：推 teoteo:好好笑XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:38
6F：推 ingui11:妙XDDD 03/22 22:42
7F：推 cloudyfish:哈哈哈 你爸妈超好笑XDDDD 03/22 22:44
8F：推 puyopuyo:你爸每天在演铁狮玉玲珑呴 03/22 22:44
9F：→ abluepisces:还有一个表妹叫「关搭啦咩啦」.....赞啦 03/22 22:45
10F：推 digodi:XD 03/22 22:46
11F：推 luvfaye:推"关搭啦咩啦" HA ! 03/22 22:46
12F：推 balawei:你爹实在是太强啦......XDDDDDD 03/22 22:46
13F：推 sec5417:真有趣的爸妈~我也想被这样的父母生到^^ 03/22 22:47
14F：推 panyuhsin:还有一个表妹叫「关搭啦咩啦」~XD 03/22 22:48
15F：推 lovy:推"关搭啦咩啦"！哈哈哈 03/22 22:50
16F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDD 03/22 22:50
17F：推 gerard:XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:51
18F：推 yvane:XDDDD 03/22 22:52
19F：推 llaarrcc:笑死我了!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:54
20F：推 a76011:我的妈呀 关搭啦咩啦也太好笑了吧 哈哈哈 03/22 22:54
21F：推 StAKA:你爸太帅了XDDDDDD 03/22 22:55
22F：推 cosy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好宝喔 03/22 22:55
23F：推 Crucio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 22:57
24F：推 gatawiselot:推铁师玉玲珑 03/22 22:58
25F：推 iceboxi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:00
26F：推 plumliu:超好笑!! 推 关搭啦咩啦!! 03/22 23:01
27F：推 KeroroMorita:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:02
28F：推 Subzero0000:靠妖咧～～有够好笑的 03/22 23:02
29F：推 shakalaka:真...无言啊 03/22 23:03
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32F：推 plumliu:超好笑!! 03/22 23:04
33F：推 enjoysport:关搭啦咩啦XD 03/22 23:06
34F：推 goldshort:关搭拉咩啦 XDDDD 03/22 23:09
35F：推 imuniverse:还有一个表妹叫「关搭啦咩啦」 这个好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:09
36F：推 littleca:关搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDD 03/22 23:12
37F：推 sapig: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:12
38F：推 andymayday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:23
39F：推 ducktom:关搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:27
40F：推 aaaaspasia:笑死我了～～～哈哈哈....本日最好笑 03/22 23:29
※ yifanyang:转录至看板 joke 03/22 23:30
41F：推 evilplayer:XD 关搭啦咩啦是啥? 03/22 23:40
42F：推 nonogf:推啦 XDDD 有够赞的! 03/22 23:42
43F：推 Omijage29:哈哈哈........ 03/22 23:43
44F：推 hotline1234:推关姓表妹 03/22 23:47
45F：推 linda10864:XD 03/22 23:52
46F：推 Holucann:妈:....你够了没? 03/22 23:50
47F：推 flysky2:原po爸妈太强了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:53
48F：推 abilet:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:54
49F：推 follyfolly25:推!!好宝的父母阿~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" 03/22 23:55
50F：推 bigjam:XDXDXD 03/22 23:59
51F：推 stcb:「关搭啦咩啦」XDDDD 03/23 00:03
52F：推 sandiapin:救命 我笑死了 03/23 00:03
53F：推 kcttc:有酱的爸妈 金好 每天都有笑点 03/23 00:15
54F：推 WDGest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD关搭拉咩啦DDDDD 03/23 00:16
55F：推 tearinheaven:关搭啦咩啦 哦伊哦 关搭啦咩啦 引起我心中的旋律 03/23 00:22
56F：推 ada731:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 怎麽有这麽好笑的爸爸 哈哈哈 03/23 00:34
57F：推 catpark:超好笑 XD 好可爱的爸爸 03/23 00:43
58F：推 ltmqw:哎呀…你老爸老妈耍花枪啦 03/23 00:47
※ lucywang0022:转录至某隐形看板 03/23 00:48
59F：推 jyunwei:干 关搭拉咩拉我想好久 笑翻XD 03/23 00:55
60F：推 joycewanga:令尊真强者是也 03/23 01:18
61F：推 aibaaiki:推~可爱的爸妈XD 03/23 01:21
62F：推 df1:XDDDDDDD 03/23 01:31
63F：推 JAOK:你爸临场反应真好~~ 03/23 01:40
64F：推 newest:XDDD 03/23 01:52
65F：推 licup:超好笑...我笑到脸好痛... 03/23 01:53
66F：推 vulcanyouo:关搭啦咩啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 01:54
67F：推 lavandersea:推 关搭啦咩啦 笑死我了！ 03/23 01:54
68F：推 yao30712:推 关搭啦咩啦 03/23 01:59
69F：推 judy820107:关搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDD 是White Chick吗~ 03/23 02:07
70F：推 duonat:靠邀凌晨3点在电脑前面憋笑很难过耶>"<关搭拉咩啦XD 03/23 03:12
71F：推 annie3388:借转一下可以吗?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 03/23 03:23
72F：推 andotsubasa:请转~我爸不打逼! 03/23 07:29
73F：→ jinein:哈哈哈 03/23 07:53
74F：推 oue:廖俊 澎澎 好久前的秀~@@ 03/23 08:42
75F：推 languege:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑XD 03/23 08:43
76F：推 DrBear:这个爸爸应该可以去电视购物 03/23 09:08
77F：推 bagelkid:关搭啦咩啦XDDDD 03/23 09:30
78F：推 Qmo:金厚笑~ 恁爸妈耐ㄟ价古锥 03/23 10:04
79F：→ kickme:超酷的XDDDDD 03/23 10:14
80F：推 lskd:XD 03/23 10:20
81F：推 purplecherry:"西低～挖金那哩西麦来供关氏一家人ㄟ够酥" 03/23 10:52
82F：推 emmai:妈呀! 荣登本日最好笑! ORZ 03/23 11:07
83F：→ pequenola:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈 太好笑了这一篇 03/23 11:18
84F：推 rewolf:good 03/23 11:20
85F：推 Ferrero0212:好可爱的父母 你爸真是口齿伶俐啊 XD 03/23 11:40
86F：推 okeydokey:「关搭啦咩啦」 XDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 12:30
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91F：推 eternalC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 16:17
92F：推 elson3838:你老杯真是我的偶像 XD 03/23 16:33
93F：推 dans:计较什麽! 03/23 16:54
94F：→ mildkiller:强者老爸^o^ ...师父教教我阿... 03/23 16:56
95F：推 tiamokyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/23 17:02
96F：推 KingKingCold:关搭啦咩啦~偶一偶关搭啦咩啦~ 03/23 17:03
97F：推 klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDDdd 03/23 17:40
98F：→ bluewanlin:关搭啦咩啦!!哈哈~~ 03/23 17:46
99F：推 oalau:XD 关塔拉咩拉 哈哈哈 03/23 18:29
100F：推 rainley:你爸好幽默喔XDD 03/23 18:32
101F：推 samshi:关搭拉咩啦~XD 03/23 18:35
102F：推 allfar:....我看不懂关塔拉妹拉.... 03/23 18:57
103F：推 j31:好欢乐的一对爸妈哦!原po每天应该都满欢乐的吧!~(￣▽￣)~ 03/23 18:56
104F：推 cinlia:推关搭啦咩啦...快笑死了XDDDDDD 03/23 19:22
105F：推 ewolf:好可爱的爸妈喔 03/23 19:38
106F：推 asdatp:推....真是笑死我了.... 03/23 20:23
107F：推 salance:关搭啦咩啦 爸爸妈妈好可爱 ^^ 03/23 20:48
108F：推 frozenfrost:喔喔喔喔喔 你爸好屌!!!超好笑!!!! 03/23 21:11
109F：推 sunrose:本日最好笑!XDDDD 03/23 23:38
110F：推 tifa0316:好好笑的把拔XD 03/24 00:34
111F：推 nnn3:推~"关搭啦咩啦" XDDD 03/24 00:44
112F：推 cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 03/24 01:09
113F：推 lichuw:推 关搭啦咩啦 XD 03/24 01:15
114F：推 tarotaro:XD 03/24 01:41
115F：推 tinyrain:关搭拉咩拉 XD 03/24 01:46
116F：→ zhou:XDDDDDDD 03/24 01:48
117F：推 dotZu:来个爆吧 03/24 02:10
118F：推 neixoma343:99推 03/24 02:23
119F：推 Death44:100 03/24 02:25
120F：推 neixoma343:ya~~~(纯粹想100推) 03/24 02:25
121F：推 MakeQ:嘿嘿~~~推!! 03/24 02:29
122F：推 zinghi:= = 跟我妈好像...ORZ 03/24 03:33
123F：推 kkmilk:推 关搭啦咩啦 XDDDDD 03/24 16:15
124F：推 asami:推 关搭啦咩啦XDDDDDDDDDD 03/25 00:58
125F：推 gleam3:噗!!笑到喷泪 03/26 00:18
126F：推 princessmake:XD 03/30 20:51
127F：嘘 angelasuka:推 关搭啦咩啦XDD 04/06 20:52
128F：推 komido:被「关搭拉咩啦」逗笑了 04/14 01:12
129F：推 karey:肚子好痛= =" 你把拔好会引申喔 不过降子才能制你妈妈呗:P 06/23 22:14
130F：推 LoveBea:推 关搭啦咩啦 09/21 09:29
131F：推 ForgerEames:关搭啦咩啦超好笑XDDDDDDDD 2011/ 06/15 00:10
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