作者josietao (勾勾手盖手印)
看板StupidClown
标题Re: [耍笨]我抽筋了...
时间Fri Mar 3 17:39:27 2006
我家爸妈是信佛的
有一次过年就被拖去佛光山赏花拜年
刚好遇到有一个法师在开什麽开示法会
我爸妈就进去听了
当然，我也躲不过....Orz
但听老师上课我都会睡着了
更何况是艰深还加了一堆梵文的佛法
周公不停的催促我去跟他下棋
所以没过多久我就趴在桌上沉沉睡去
过了将近30分钟 法师讲完话了 要带大家去另一个听看什麽佛光山文物的东西
就在我刚睡醒猛然起身的瞬间
脚麻了
有脚麻过的人一定能了解那种痛苦
就是你只要轻轻的移动你的脚就会又痒又麻难过的受不了
更何况是要马上走路跟上队伍!!!!
於是我眼光泛泪的看着离去的队伍
右脚完全不能动的用拖着走路
而且每移动一步就麻的让我想大叫
於是我"爸...爸...爸"轻声的唤走在队伍最後方的我爸
这时候法师来了
用他最温柔的嗓音对我爸说
"您真是个伟大的父亲，过年还带这样的小孩上山来礼佛..."
"需要轮椅吗？"
我＆爸："..................."
"这样"的小孩是哪样？
你给我说清楚啊~~~~~>"<
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