作者papayas (papaya)
看板StupidClown
标题[耍笨] 到便利商店拿网购的东西
时间Thu Feb 16 12:25:22 2006
我同学常在博x来买书, 通常是在他方便的7-11取货(如住家补习班),
他觉得每次取货的对话都很没效率, 举例如下--
先生您好请问需要什麽我要拿网购的东西请问是哪一家博x来请问大名王小明好的先生
请稍等好先生请问是博x来的书一共1234元吗是的好为您结帐一共1234元收您1500元..
所以有一次他就拟好最简洁的说词要去拿书, 一进去就跟店员甲(女生)说:
"你好, 我是王小明...."
此时电话响起他只好接起来, 是王妈妈十万火急在交代事情,
我同学就站在柜台前专心应付起王妈妈来,
店员乙(店长?)走过来问店员甲: "他要干嘛?"
店员甲(无辜状): "他刚跟我自我介绍...."
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