※ 引述《lalaking (情已逝)》之铭言： : 想请教有人记得 : 悟空说唐三藏就像只苍蝇飞阿飞的那段台词 : 什麽肠子拉一拉勒死自己的那段 : 麻烦各位解惑 问台词的可以考虑去找字幕档 http://0rz.tw/bb2uK 大陆的网站，大部分字幕档都是BGK码，自己转成Big5 312 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,960 孙悟空 313 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:18,962 你这个畜生 314 00:21:19,256 --> 00:21:21,554 你为了跟牛魔王的酿酿成亲 315 00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:24,271 居然把你师父唐三藏作贺礼 316 00:21:25,859 --> 00:21:28,700 还约了妖魔鬼怪一起吃唐僧肉 317 00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:29,536 你∥不∥错 318 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,560 三八婆！ 319 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:33,486 你追了我三天三夜 320 00:21:33,946 --> 00:21:36,119 因为你是女人，我才不杀你 321 00:21:36,454 --> 00:21:37,957 不要以为我是怕了你 322 00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:40,702 悟空 323 00:21:40,703 --> 00:21:43,670 你怎麽可以这样跟观音姐姐讲话呢 324 00:21:45,342 --> 00:21:46,261 闭嘴！ 325 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,393 你又吓我！ 326 00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:51,151 孙悟空，唐三藏？ 327 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:54,661 你知不知道你已经犯了弥天大罪了？ 328 00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:57,544 你还抢了紫霞仙子的月光宝盒 329 00:21:57,796 --> 00:21:59,634 分明就是想避开我 330 00:22:01,432 --> 00:22:02,476 既然避不了 331 00:22:02,728 --> 00:22:04,733 我老孙就跟你决一死战啦 332 00:22:05,238 --> 00:22:06,283 干什麽呀？ 333 00:22:18,361 --> 00:22:20,074 悟空，你也真调⒊啊 334 00:22:20,366 --> 00:22:22,287 我叫你不要乱泽东西啊 335 00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:25,130 乱泽东西是不对的 336 00:22:25,381 --> 00:22:27,135 我话没说完，你怎麽把棍子也给泽掉了 337 00:22:27,303 --> 00:22:28,891 月光宝盒是宝物 338 00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:31,231 乱泽会染污环境！ 339 00:22:31,232 --> 00:22:33,363 砸到小朋友怎麽办？ 340 00:22:33,363 --> 00:22:34,993 就算砸不到小朋友 341 00:22:34,993 --> 00:22:38,043 砸着花花草草也不好嘛 342 00:22:39,089 --> 00:22:40,400 你干什麽？ 343 00:22:40,595 --> 00:22:41,597 放手！ 344 00:22:41,891 --> 00:22:42,893 你想要呀？ 345 00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:45,151 你想要说清楚了就行了嘛 346 00:22:45,402 --> 00:22:46,697 你想要的话我会给你的 347 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,996 你想要我当然不会不给你啦 348 00:22:49,247 --> 00:22:51,252 不可能你说要我不给你 349 00:22:51,545 --> 00:22:52,965 你说不要我却煊要给你 350 00:22:53,259 --> 00:22:54,011 大家讲道理嘛 351 00:22:54,304 --> 00:22:54,972 现在我数三下 352 00:22:55,264 --> 00:22:56,309 你要说清楚你要不要… 353 00:22:58,524 --> 00:22:59,861 孙悟空 354 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,078 大家看到了 355 00:23:05,288 --> 00:23:07,293 这家伙没事就长実大论，婆婆妈妈 356 00:23:07,628 --> 00:23:08,380 叽叽歪歪 357 00:23:08,673 --> 00:23:10,470 就活像整天有一只苍蝇 358 00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:14,356 对不起，不是一只 359 00:23:14,607 --> 00:23:16,905 是一堆苍蝇围着你 360 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,572 飞到你的耳朵里面 361 00:23:22,772 --> 00:23:26,658 救命呀… 362 00:23:27,036 --> 00:23:30,378 救命呀！ 363 00:23:37,441 --> 00:23:39,196 所以我就抓住这只苍蝇挤破它肚子 364 00:23:39,447 --> 00:23:40,240 把它肠子扯出来 365 00:23:40,576 --> 00:23:43,376 再用它肠子勒住它脖子，用力一拉 366 00:23:44,002 --> 00:23:48,098 整条舌头都伸出来了，我再手起刀落 367 00:23:50,647 --> 00:23:53,571 整个世界清静了 368 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,587 现在大家知道 369 00:24:00,175 --> 00:24:01,600 我为什麽要杀它 370 00:24:01,700 --> 00:24:02,661 真的吗？ 371 00:24:02,661 --> 00:24:03,705 诸多借口 372 00:24:03,998 --> 00:24:05,628 你根本不想去取西经 373 00:24:06,004 --> 00:24:08,052 不管怎麽解释也不能原谅你 374 00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:09,264 欺师灭祖的行为 375 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:10,977 姐姐 376 00:24:12,357 --> 00:24:13,987 这是你的不对了 377 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,046 悟空他要吃我 378 00:24:17,339 --> 00:24:18,550 只不过是一个构思 379 00:24:18,802 --> 00:24:20,263 还没有成为事实 380 00:24:20,974 --> 00:24:22,353 你又没有证据 381 00:24:22,647 --> 00:24:24,235 它又何罪之有呢？ 382 00:24:24,945 --> 00:24:26,741 不如等它吃了我之後 383 00:24:27,117 --> 00:24:29,900 你有⒙有据，再定它的罪也不迟 384 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,214 唐三藏，你恭嗦我早就听说过了 385 00:24:32,466 --> 00:24:34,054 不过没想到你居然这麽恭嗦 386 00:24:34,262 --> 00:24:36,310 我给你的金刚圈要你用来制服这猴子 387 00:24:36,645 --> 00:24:37,689 你居然不用 388 00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:41,200 那个金刚圈尺寸太差 389 00:24:41,618 --> 00:24:44,124 前重後轻，左宽右窄 390 00:24:44,376 --> 00:24:46,465 他戴上之後很不舒服 391 00:24:46,758 --> 00:24:49,599 整晚失眠，会连累我嘛 392 00:24:49,850 --> 00:24:51,187 它虽然是个猴子 393 00:24:51,438 --> 00:24:52,858 可是你也不能这样对它呀 394 00:24:53,111 --> 00:24:55,534 官府知道会说我虐待动物的 395 00:24:55,743 --> 00:24:57,707 说起那个金刚圈… 396 00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,468 去年我在陈家村∥识了一位铁匠 397 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,934 他手工精美，价钱又公道 398 00:25:03,227 --> 00:25:04,480 童叟无欺 399 00:25:04,773 --> 00:25:05,734 乾脆我介缠你 400 00:25:06,027 --> 00:25:07,656 再订做一个吧 401 00:25:08,659 --> 00:25:09,286 闭嘴！ 402 00:25:09,537 --> 00:25:10,539 闭嘴！ 403 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,518 罪过… 404 00:25:16,647 --> 00:25:20,909 现在你能够伐会我的痛苦了吧！ 405 00:25:22,832 --> 00:25:24,169 回答我！ 406 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,686 搞定了 407 00:25:31,901 --> 00:25:33,489 我叫你不要乱泽东西嘛 408 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,202 你看看，真是的 409 00:25:45,692 --> 00:25:46,904 妖猴受死吧！ 410 00:25:49,707 --> 00:25:50,794 ⒙你也想收服我！ 411 00:25:51,044 --> 00:25:52,339 你以为你是如来佛祖啊 412 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,113 不要打了… 413 00:25:54,364 --> 00:25:55,032 观音姐姐 414 00:25:55,284 --> 00:25:57,833 请你放了悟空，不要伤害它 415 00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,555 你们不要打了… 416 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,770 今天我要替天行道！ 417 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:21,448 观音姐姐，手下留情啊 418 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,753 试问人谁无过？ 419 00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,425 它总算是我的徒弟 420 00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:26,891 徒弟有错，做师父的也有责鲗 421 00:26:27,143 --> 00:26:29,692 求观音姐姐放它一条生路吧 422 00:26:29,984 --> 00:26:30,735 我不消灭它 423 00:26:31,028 --> 00:26:32,448 无法向玉皇大帝交代 424 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,329 我不会使你为难的 425 00:26:34,330 --> 00:26:37,172 请观音姐姐跟玉皇大帝说一声 426 00:26:37,172 --> 00:26:39,929 ⒑僧愿意一命赔一命 427 00:26:43,064 --> 00:26:46,400 正所谓我不入地狱，谁入地狱？ 428 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:48,049 求姐姐你伐谅 429 00:26:48,384 --> 00:26:51,500 我这样做，无非是想感化劣徒 430 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:56,071 以配合我佛慈悲的大无畏精神啊 431 00:27:00,877 --> 00:27:02,381 善哉… 432 00:27:02,382 --> 00:27:05,599 悟空，希望你有一天能够领悟到 433 00:27:05,599 --> 00:27:08,566 你师父这种舍身取义的精神 434 00:27:17,217 --> 00:27:20,769 南无阿弥陀佛 --

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