作者LASONIC (tpp)
看板SouthPark
标题Re: 最好笑的片段
时间Fri Aug 15 15:12:07 2003
※ 引述《Nvboy (谢霆锋-Reborn)》之铭言：
: ※ 引述《Adonisy (史上最强情侣双人组暴走)》之铭言：
: : 天啊,大卫虎烂那集真的眼泪都掉出来了,太爆笑了
: : 屎蛋找耶稣要他揭发大卫虎烂的恶行,结果耶稣
: : 要使用法力之前,要屎蛋先将眼睛闭起来...这个桥段已经够好笑了
: : 结果碰到大卫虎烂时,还要求全部观众将眼睛闭起来,这段真的笑到肚子痛...
: Stan: I read in the Bible that you did miracles, too. If you could go in front
: of these people and do your miracles, then, they'll all see that David Bl
: aine isn't so special.
: Jesus: The miracle I'm most famous for is turning water into wine.
: Stan: Can you do it agian?
: Jesus: Very well. I shall perform the miracle. Behold. Here you can see ordinar
: y water, clear, clean. Okay now, turn around. [Stan looks at Jesus quizz
: ically. Jesus is now holding the pitcher] Er, nuh, tur- turn around. [St
: an turns away and Jesus quickly switches pitchers] Uh, okay now, turn ba
: ck. [Stan turns back] It is now wine!
: Stan: That's it? That's how you did that trick?
: Jesus: Wuh well, yeah.
: Stan: That trick sucks, Jesus
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