6. What Would Brian Boitano Do? Performed by Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman Stan: What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, That's what Brian Boitano would do! Kyle: When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold; he did two Salchows and a Triple Lutz While wearing a blindfold Cartman: When Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath And saved the maidens fair! All: So what would Brian Boitano do If he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, That's what Brian Boitano would do! Cartman: I want this V-chip out of me It has stunted my vocabulary Kyle: And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone Stan: For Wendy, I'll be an activist too! 'Cause that's what Brian Boitanowould do! All: So what would Brain Boitano do He'd take all the kids in town; And tell them to unite for truth, That's what Brian Boitano would do! All: When Brian Boitano travelled through time To the year 3010; He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again! Cartman: And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, He beat up Kubla Khan! All: 'Cause Brian Boitano dosen't take shit from anybody! So let's get all the kids together, And <unite> to stop our moms, And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do! And we'll save Terrance and Phillip, too 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do! 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do! -- 风住尘香花已尽，日晚倦梳头。 物是人非事事休，欲语泪先流。 闻说双溪春尚好，也拟泛轻舟。 只恐双溪舴艋舟，载不动，许多愁。 --

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