http://tinyurl.com/3enbh7r Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal discuss the French Open favorite A theoretical conversation between Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic about the French Open: 纳豆和小囧正在讨论谁是法网的热门得主 Rafael Nadal: You're the favorite to win at Roland Garros. You have beaten me four times in a row and twice in the past nine days on clay! 豆豆：当然是你，你连续击败我四次还有两次在红土上 Novak Djokovic: No, you're the favorite, you're the king. You've won the French Open five times and the one time you lost you weren't really healthy. These other tournaments mean nothing. The majors are what matters. 小囧：当然是你，你是红土之王，你赢了五次法网，还有一次输了但当时你身体出 问题，其他的比赛算什麽，大满贯才是王道阿！ Nadal: Seriously, YOU'RE the favorite. You have that 39-match winning streak! You beat me in straight sets this weekend. 豆豆：拜托，你才是热门，你已经连胜39场，还连续两周把我直落二 Djokovic: I'm the favorite of all players who aren't you. You are Rafa. Vamos! I am but the humble Nole, the prince to your king. The only Grand Slam I win is the Australian Open. 小囧：我对其他球员是热门，对你不是。你是拉法红土王，我只是小囧，我只 赢过澳网这个大满贯耶。 Nadal: We all must expand our horizons. I was once defined by the fact that I only won the French. You are unstoppable right now. The favorite is you. 豆豆：但我也曾经被说是法网限定阿，你现在停不下来，你才是热门人选 Djokovic: What has two thumbs, a collection of brightly-colored bandanas and parents who don't wear t-shirts emblazoned with his face at Grand Slams? 小囧：想想看那个总是穿着鲜艳衣服且爸妈不会穿着自己的大脸的选手.... （XDD） Nadal: Who? 纳豆：谁阿 Djokovic: Rafa Nadal, the favorite at the French Open. 小囧：纳豆阿，就是法网的最大热门 Nadal: Fine. I'm the favorite. [Whispers] But, you're really the favorite. 豆豆：我是热门，但你才是最热门 Djokovic: [Takes out cell phone] Hold on a second. 小囧：（开始打简讯）你等等.... [Thirty seconds pass and Nadal's phone buzzes.] （过了30秒，纳豆的手机响了） Nadal: Why did you send me a text? [Reads aloud in stilted voice] 'I .. am ... the French Open ... favorite?' 豆豆：你干嘛传简讯给我，你写什麽？「我是法网的热门？」 Djokovic: Ah-ha, you admit it! 小囧：哈哈哈！你承认了（不错幼稚～） Nadal: Tricky. But you've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders. By writing that text, aren't you admitting that you yourself are the favorite? 豆豆：你出老千，你为什麽不愿意承认自己是热门？ Djokovic: If by 'favorite' you mean 'second-most likely to win the tournament beind you,' than, yes, I am him. 小囧：如果热门这个字眼是代表第二有机会拿法网的意思，我接受！ Nadal: Well friend, one on thing we can agree. We are the co-favorites for the French Open. 豆豆：好吧，兄弟～我们可以同意一件事情，我们同样是热门夺冠的热门人选。 [The door opens] （门打开了！！） Roger Federer: Hey guys. What are we talking about? 费爸现身：哈罗大家～在讨论什麽呢？ ＊＊＊＊ 这篇文章告诉我们，小囧绝对不是第一、也不是第二热门人选阿！！！ 请上紧发条，不要功亏一篑啦！！！ 比经验、比战绩、比对战，小囧都还是输给纳豆和费爸的～ --

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