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标题[转录][嘴残] 整个气势都没了 T^T
时间Wed Mar 14 00:20:56 2007
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: rainbao (▆▇█雨宝█▇▆) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [嘴残] 整个气势都没了 T^T
时间: Tue Mar 13 21:53:41 2007
昨天去家教的路上 因为是晚上 所以还是有点寒意
我当时没有戴手套 停红灯的时候
右手还是扶着逋逋 左手就做五指伸展动作
突然 一只手抓住我放在手把上的右手 我的手反射动作抽出来
转过头瞪着身旁那个戴着棒球帽的男子
正笑嬉嬉看着我: [我看你好像很冷]
靠! 老娘就算冷死也不关他的事
虽然是手被触碰 但是那种恶心感 跟好久以前被袭胸是一样的!!
就是干! 就只有干! (／‵□′)／~ ╧╧
当时要赶去上家教 那个红绿灯又很久 心想不要理这个变态
我把车往前噜一点 另一方面在心里一直祈祷
一直祈祷变绿灯 变绿灯 变绿灯 变绿灯 变绿灯 绿灯我就走
他竟然又跟上来 一脸笑嘻嘻 这真的让我反胃
谁知道他是不是有用过那只手打手枪 干哩
於是我越想越气 决定开口骂他 我拉下口罩 用这辈子吃奶的力气对他大喊
[ 干!! 你这个变绿灯!! ]
[ 干!! 你这个变绿灯!! ]
[ 干!! 你这个变绿灯!! ]
囧 我喊了什麽 我刚刚喊了什麽???
在关键时刻我竟然骂错!! 干他娘的!! (／‵□′)／~ ╧╧
我是要骂他变态的 是变态啊!!!
整个气势都没了 (／‵□′)／~ ╧╧
然後就在我恍神的时候变绿灯了 他一脸贱样说 :[妹妹掰掰~~]
留下我停在那个红绿灯瞠目结舌 回过神以後 又红灯了
干!!!!
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