※ [本文转录自 PHX-Suns 看板] 作者: matrixki (Nash老大加油) 看板: PHX-Suns 标题: [外电] Shaq Plays Goalie at Practice 侠客当守门员 XDD 时间: Tue Feb 24 17:17:55 2009 http://blogs.suns.com/2009/02/3136/ Shaq Plays Goalie at Practice February 23rd, 2009 by Stefan Swiat Shaq is obviously a man of many talents. A Renaissance man of entertainment… if you would. He’s already known for his dancing, rapping and comedic abilities, but what you didn’t know, is that he is also quite the… soccer goalie. 侠客拥有多项才能...在娱乐上，众所皆知的舞蹈、饶舌、喜搞笑行为，但还有个你不知 道的--足球守门员。 Orz At the conclusion of practice Monday, the 7-1, 325-pound center decided to test the soccer abilities of his fellow teammates. Shaq decided to jump in front of the elongated matt mounted on the wall along the baseline of the team ’s practice court. The matt, which is approximately the size of a soccer goal, gave Shaq the opportunity to begin verbally challenging Steve Nash to attempt a penalty kick on him. 星期一练球结束後，这位7-1高的长人决定来测试一下队友的足球能力@@ 练习场内，他站在一个挂在墙上瘦长的垫子前，这个垫子的大小差不多就是足球门的 大小，这给了侠客一个机会来挑战老大的12码pk罚球能力。 Nash, known for being a tremendously gifted soccer player, wasted no time in teeing the ball up from just outside the three-point line. After Shaq jabbed the Suns point guard with his usual lines of trash talk, Nash unfazed, calmly lined up the shot and drilled the basketball into the upper-left-handed corner. 老大，是拥有一身足球本领的球员，站在三分线外，不浪费任何一点时间瞄准他的目标， 等侠客说完垃圾话後，不带任何烦恼并冷静的将篮球送入左上方的角落。XDD The kick had a banana-like trajectory that caused the ball to nestle into the corner, leaving a stunned O’Neal frozen like a deer in headlights. When I mentioned to the right-footed Nash that I noticed he had taken the shot with his left foot, he responded, “Naturally. Would you expect anything less?” 这彷佛香蕉球的进球轨迹让侠客完全傻在一旁。当我以为他要用右脚踢球时，他(Nash) 竟用了左脚，"说实在的，我根本没有机会 = =" 侠客说。 I told him that once again, he was correct, and offered my apologies for even suggesting that he use his strong leg. 我再告诉他(Nash)一次，他刚刚是对的，并提供了我的建议--他应该用他擅长的右脚。 O’Neal, left unsatisfied from the ordeal, then set his sights on Leandro Barbosa. By default, and by being from Brazil, he is generally considered the next-best candidate after Nash for anything having to do with soccer. 侠客带着不满意的心情将目光转移到小八身上。来自巴西的小八，是队上除了老大以外 足球的第二把交椅。 So as the “Brazilian Blur” ran up and unleashed his shot on O’Neal, the “ Big Cactus” reacted quickly and batted the shot away with his fist. It was a pretty impressive save, considering that Barbosa transformed the basketball into a rocket with all of speed he put on the shot. Not only was the velocity high, but it was a basketball, which is much heavier than a soccer ball. 绰号"巴西闪电"跑起来快到看不清的小八，向大欧踢出了快速的一球，"大仙人掌"快速的 反应并用他的大手掌拍掉了这球。这实在令人印象深刻，小八将篮球变成了火箭，(是有 没有这麽快 = =)还不只是球的速度快，篮球比足球重许多呢。 Once O’Neal made the stop, he celebrated by running around the gym yelling maniacally. Somehow, somewhere during the celebration, Shaq stumbled upon Alando Tucker, which resulted in the big man tossing around poor Tucker like a rag doll (Side note: For some reason, it seems to be in Tucker’s continual destiny to get thrown around by Shaq when Shaq is feeling gleeful). 大欧封阻成功後，他大肆庆功并环绕球场大叫，被Tucker绊到後还和Tucke绊在一起 打滚.....= = It was a jubilant moment for everyone, most of all, for Suns GM Steve Kerr, who won’t have to explain to the press that his star center injured himself moonlighting as a part-time soccer goalie. 这是个全员欢欣的时刻，最重要的是GM Kerr没有对大欧这个兼差的足球守门员施压 任何压力。 -- 这篇满有趣的，跟大家分享 XDD --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.27.31 ※ 编辑: matrixki 来自: 140.112.27.31 (02/24 17:19) --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.217.209.206