http://tinyurl.com/auzyw 这个专栏作家"Betting Fool"用球迷:"如果这是你的巨人队 那你要做什麽?" 然後他就耍懒选一些经典的回应填充这个column 有一些真是太赞了!!!! my favorites: "Flaxseed oil in the water cooler.(按:so that we have an all-Bonds lineup!) Hire an On-Base-Percentage coach for the 'free swingers' Install an MRI machine in the training room so Felipe can see what he's doing to the relievers' arms." -- Tom R "Find a real third baseman. Who do you want at the plate with two outs in the 9th? Pedro or Anyone Else. I'll take Anyone Else. His middle name must be Mediocre. Or Double Play." -- John E "You can't charge major league prices (按:球票价钱) for a AAA team. Get a manager who isn't older than Moses." -- Jeff D. (按:完全同意 今年vs Dodgers的票又特别贵喔) "I'm sick and tired of the yearly "reloading" with over-the-hill mercenaries who are only going to be with the club for a year or two." -- Steve S. (按:A++++++++++++++++, can't agree more!!!!) "Will hire a "communication manager" whose job it is to tell the players what Felipe is thinking before Felipe blabs it to the press. Example: "Hey, Omar, we hear Felipe knows you like batting second and playing shortstop, but he's thinking of trying you in long relief. Just thought you'd like to know." "McCovey Cove is a gigantic Sabean Dunk Tank, and whenever a player over 35 goes on the DL, Sabes gets launched over the right field wall for a "Splash Hit" from a canon in center field, fired by the team's "owner," yours truly." -- Rob K. (按:Great idea! Will be another classic SBC pastime!!!) "Don't forget to e-mail the list to the Giants. Maybe OUR front office people will listen." -- Betting Fool 这也不错笑 XD 有用才有鬼~~~ 总之 新春愉快喽~~~ -- You are merely a sign....... A sign that I'm trying to remember And trying to forget. --

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