作者Richarlin (Richar)
看板Rubiks
标题[转录][无言]翘班是不对的
时间Sun Apr 8 19:22:28 2007
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: daleleu (--以上为智障名单--) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 不吃就不吃
时间: Wed Apr 4 21:40:12 2007
今天中午,
翘班参加了rubiks版的版聚,
结束後, 准备回公司上班,
肚子很饿, 就外带了一份三号餐,
店员贴心的帮我装成两袋,
可乐一袋, 鸡块薯条一袋,
我就拎着两着纸袋,
开心的去牵我的银丝卷号(机车名)
大家都知道,
公馆麦当劳前面总是找不到停车位,
所以我的车是硬挤停进去的,
要牵出来也是很困难,
手上提着3号餐实在没办法把车牵出来,
所以,
我把3号餐放在地上,
努力的把我的爱车直直的拖出来,
费了一番功夫,
车出来了,
我就顺手转个龙头,
再将车子反覆的前後移动
把车推向路边,
daleleu(默想) : "干, 今天怎麽感觉车子推不动....?"
戴上安全帽,
我在脚边看到了一个咖啡色的纸袋..
....
..
原来,
推不动的原因,
是我来回碾了我了三号餐好几次.
我拿起纸袋,
打开来看,
然後,
在新生南路上呆站了5分钟,
因为,
我看到六块鸡被压成鸡肉薄片,
薯条被压成面线糊,
糖醋酱像喷屎一样, 弄的全部都是,
所以,
我呆站着考虑要吹着冷风当场吃完,
or 拿回公司一边被同事笑一边吃.
最後
我股起勇气拿回公司,
躲在角落默默的吃,
一边吃一边笑,
daleleu(心想) : "这大概是今天最白痴的事了吧"
吃完後,
丢完垃圾, 突然想起,
"阿我的可乐哩?"
ya~
我的另一袋可乐
还放在新生南路的柏油路上,
没拿回来.
各位版友有经过的话, 帮我留意一下,
如果还在,
就请看到的笨版版友喝吧.
>_<
daleleu
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1F：推 waltervic:街友:我不是笨版乡民也可以喝吗?课以吗?课以吗? 04/04 21:41
2F：推 mammy76:来~乾拉!!顺拉!! 04/04 21:43
3F：推 smile234414:哈哈哈 我快笑死了!! (狂拍桌子ing) XDDDD 04/04 21:43
4F：→ shengkao:我的嘴角... 04/04 21:44
5F：→ smile234414:糖醋酱像喷屎一样, 弄的全部都是,<=形容的好传神阿XDD 04/04 21:45
6F：推 patana:XDDD 你不会在吃的时候感觉口渴吗XD?今天最笨非你莫属XDDD 04/04 21:45
7F：推 landing:XDDDD 好可怜 04/04 21:48
8F：推 abian:XDDDD 鸡肉饼 04/04 21:49
9F：推 wolfwolf: 糖醋酱像喷屎一样, 弄的全部都是 04/04 21:49
10F：→ bmw3633:我一个人吃了一份B餐(六块鸡桶).... 04/04 21:49
11F：推 rainight2:一百分 04/04 21:51
12F：推 ispy03532003:八楼的 再沾点片包粉去炸就变无骨鸡排了 04/04 21:58
13F：推 rogerwu:XDDDD 形容得真是太好笑了 04/04 22:00
14F：→ andyit:XDDDDDD我笑了^^ 04/04 22:00
15F：推 lovezzz:阿呆… 04/04 22:00
16F：推 ffwind:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:02
17F：推 pienso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:04
18F：推 mepass:形容的太好了XDDDD 04/04 22:06
19F：推 boltsky:XD 04/04 22:11
20F：推 x941i6c04:小仙女的爱心吗?XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:17
21F：推 genusbee:XD~~你会不会太可怜~~ 04/04 22:19
22F：推 johnsonk:XDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:19
23F：推 GPJ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD今天正好吃麦当劳的我…给你同情卡 04/04 22:18
24F：推 Yoshiki320:我也洨了...哈哈哈 04/04 22:22
25F：→ ffmuteki9:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:24
26F：推 haua:有囧到 04/04 22:24
27F：推 steves94vm3:XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:27
28F：推 LonelyLove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:43
29F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:45
30F：推 ero7728:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 22:48
31F：推 flylone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我忍不住爽朗的大笑了 04/04 22:51
32F：推 pudding820:薄皮嫩鸡好吃吗 04/04 22:54
33F：推 looher:XDDDDDDDDDD 好笑，好笑到了极点阿~~~ 04/04 23:00
34F：推 daleleu:心酸血泪史, 我也不知道为什麽po出来会变这麽搞笑 04/04 23:03
35F：推 Erahhcram:超优的...叙事方式好 也有差吧... 有股淡淡的哀愁啊... 04/04 23:05
36F：推 aquawish:街友：感谢同学的宵夜.....................( ′▽`)-o█ 04/04 23:12
37F：推 daisukeniwa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:13
38F：推 Erahhcram:糖醋酱像喷屎一样, 弄的全部都是 ← 让他变新版标吧~ 04/04 23:15
39F：推 EuniceYu:看到糖醋酱那行就不小心笑了 04/04 23:15
40F：推 theoneejun:超爆笑的笨!! I 服了 U !! XD 04/04 23:20
41F：推 dustin:喷屎?? 你他妈骗鬼啊XDDD 04/04 23:27
42F：推 freeman64:还好不是米汉堡..不然辗三次都变成麻糬了XD 04/04 23:26
43F：推 Erahhcram:因为那个颜色吧... 还有外力的挤压... 想想 真的很像拉 04/04 23:37
44F：推 zorofans:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:41
45F：推 becarrie:今天也吃麦当当 同情+一票 04/04 23:43
46F：推 duck761211:还好不是米汉堡..不然辗三次都变成麻糬了XD 04/04 23:43
47F：推 dira:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:45
48F：推 catvivi:推~~挖哈哈哈哈哈~ 04/04 23:50
49F：推 pureshore:XD 04/04 23:50
50F：推 evevev04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/04 23:54
51F：推 timeflies:XDD 04/04 23:56
52F：推 aaabboy:XDDD 04/05 00:00
53F：推 xdDeath:XDDDDDD 04/05 00:00
54F：推 lkkppio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 00:07
55F：推 quietcat:推还好不是米汉堡..不然辗三次都变成麻糬了XD 04/05 00:22
56F：推 elmush:面线糊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 00:26
57F：推 caterpei:[震怒]牵机车时弄翻後方可乐，被警察伯伯留下来清理 04/05 01:00
58F：→ meisterhaft:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:06
59F：推 dmit:XDDD 04/05 01:10
60F：推 angel6502:狂笑不已啊~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:13
61F：推 shadowmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:23
62F：推 EmanuelLaw:xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd 04/05 01:23
63F：推 demonmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:27
64F：推 peer4321:囧rz...可是还是想笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 01:29
65F：推 yuebing:~"~好可怜 04/05 02:11
66F：推 abay:XXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 02:24
67F：推 zarld:XDDD 04/05 02:40
68F：推 starredi:推麻糬XD 04/05 03:27
69F：推 granx:真的有笨到... 04/05 03:40
70F：推 ligar: 你会被麦当劳之神惩罚 o .o 04/05 05:08
71F：推 ridnol:也想推麻糬XD 04/05 08:58
72F：推 nevr:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 09:44
73F：推 chelseamiyu:这个好笑!! 04/05 11:11
74F：推 ohmygodbaby:哈哈哈....我狂笑了一分钟!!!!! 04/05 11:50
※ ohmygodbaby:转录至某隐形看板 04/05 11:51
75F：推 BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDD 04/05 11:54
76F：推 cba011079:XDD...这是所谓的现世报吗...Y 04/05 11:57
77F：推 kuo99:好喝 04/05 13:51
78F：推 dream3306:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 13:54
79F：推 milugubear:哈哈~我笑了!好北七欧来回碾六块鸡....我牵车一定不会꜠ 04/05 14:57
80F：推 ailesMia:为什麽我的笑点是在可乐|| 04/05 15:02
81F：推 sandon:XXXD鸡肉饼好吃吗 04/05 16:39
82F：推 marucojohn:超好笑 04/05 17:03
83F：推 ORB941:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑 04/05 19:54
84F：推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/05 20:38
85F：→ goodguyice:其实你是在吃早餐的薯饼吧= =+ 04/05 21:32
86F：推 xli:辗三次哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 00:21
87F：推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 00:50
88F：推 chh0213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑妈啊~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/06 01:19
89F：推 KATORU:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 01:48
90F：推 chh0213:借转至网志，跟我ID同 04/06 01:57
91F：推 candycatwen:看到"放到地下 牵机车出来"时就有感觉三号餐会报销XDD 04/06 02:58
92F：推 adar911:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 05:48
93F：推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 12:15
94F：推 erhucat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/06 14:57
95F：推 fabinne:你好可怜 04/06 16:56
96F：推 ichigo0430:XDDD 04/06 20:53
97F：推 panhoho:哈哈哈 04/07 15:20
98F：推 zhou:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/07 19:29
99F：推 xinyuxiao:原来那杯是你的 !!!!!!(大悟) 04/08 01:53
100F：推 hate56:浓缩鸡肉饼应该不错吧? 04/08 10:03
101F：推 iiIceMan:... 04/08 16:44
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102F：→ piliho:好迅速阿XD 04/08 19:22
103F：推 aaabboy:XD 04/08 19:23
104F：→ Richarlin:呵呵~ 04/08 19:23
105F：推 pineapple123:很好笑 04/08 22:10