ㄟ，你有这样的女友吗？感觉有点惨～ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iup_tqeZsus "Here's Your Freakin' Song" 妈的这是给你的歌啦 by Bowling for Soup Baby, for years you've been saying 「Why don't you write me a song?」 And I'm like 「I don't know, I'm not inspired to write you a song. But last night, I decided I'm gonna freakin' do this」 亲爱的，多年来你总是说「为啥你不写首歌给我呢？」 ㄟ，我是觉得「我不知道耶，好像就是没有啥fu写歌给你」 但是昨晚，干你妈的我下定决心来写一下好了 We've been together for so long And you always asked me why I never wrote a song All about you, about our love, And about how you're the only one I'm thinking of. 我们已经在一起很久了 然後你总是问我为啥我不写首歌 歌颂你还有关於我们的爱情 还有关於你是如何让我朝思暮想魂不守舍 I've been writing all night. And I. I got it just right! Here we go! 我写了整晚 然後我～ 我终於写出来啦！ 听好了喔～ [Chorus:] You talk too much You never shut up Everything I do for you is never enough You snore, you drool, You talk in your sleep Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep I promised you forever But we both know, We're never gonna get along You want it, you got it Here's is your freakin' song 副歌： 你话说个不停 你都不知道闭嘴 我做啥你都觉得不够 你打呼、你流口水 你还会讲梦话 我看等到你挂点前我都无法一夜安眠 我曾经跟你承诺了永远 但是我想我们都知道 我们根本处不来 你要的话这就给你吧！ 妈的这是给你的歌啦！ And all my homies have always said, What you doing with that girl? She's fucked up in the head My mom don't like you, my dad don't too. And my brother says you look like guy from Husker Du 我的好友都说 你跟那个女的在一起干嘛？她根本就是脑带有洞好吗？ 我妈不喜欢你，我爸也不喜欢 我的兄弟说你看起来像是Husker Du里面的家伙 I'm just keeping it real this is just how I feel Here we go 我只是实话实说 这就是我的感觉 听好了喔～ [Chorus] 副歌 I can talk and you get pissed Used to dream I don't exist I say yes, and you say no Like any BITCH, you gotta' GO With all the shit that we've been through, This is the best that I can do Can I still get lucky tonight? Please? 我说话你火大 我都希望我根本可以灵魂出窍 我说好你说不好 像任何贱人一样你一定要离开 看在那些我们一起经历过的鸟事份上 我最多只能做到这样了 ㄟ，不过我今晚可以来一发吗？ 拜托啦～ Those are manners and everything, I uh, I hope you like this song, I spent a lot of time on it, But I've spent...OH THERE'S ERIC I'm just playing I didn't really spend a lot of time on it. This is the chorus 那些只是随便乱说的啦～ ㄟ，我是希望你会喜欢这首歌 我花了点时间写这首歌 但是我花了 ... 喔，Eric来了 我只是稍微乱写一下 没有花很多时间在这上面 所以来听副歌啦～ [Chorus] 副歌 OK I don't know why this is still going I anticipated this being...3 minutes long It's still going here, I don't even know what's happening Anyway that's this song I wrote for you..And Uh OK. Evidently it's over now. I don't know I have no idea on the timing of it and uh Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here I uh I'm going to be honest, I have to pee ㄟ，我不知道为啥音乐还继续 我本来以为这个大概会只有三分钟左右 结果还在拨？！我也不知道发生啥事～ 不过呢，这首我写给你的歌就是这样了～ 唔，很明显的已经结束了，我不知道啦～ 我也不是很清楚这首歌要多长 嗯～现在的确是有点诡异 老实说，我要去尿尿了～ --

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