原文在此 　http://www.metalsucks.net/?p=1491 　有些还不错笑 有些挺中肯 很多很靠北的 囧 其他不只Nu团这样 贴几个上来 详细101个请看原文 19. …put their hands in the air… 23 Your second album must be weaker than the first one. 69. Make sure that when it comes out, it doesn't sound as heavy as you said it would be. 29. Say you hate Limp Bizkit, then contradict your statement by sticking up for bands like Taproot, Drowning Pool, and Primer 55. 36. Your pants must be three times larger than your original waist length. 41. Always give credit to Korn and say they brought back “metal” from the dead. 47. Always make sure that you delay your album release. If it’s scheduled for June 5, move it to July 7. Do this at least twice per album. 55. During live shows, make sure that you dive to the crowd and ask them to return you back. 56. Your pants must be low-waist, and must show your boxers underneath when you lift your shirt. 66. Wear facepaints or masks, and when someone labels you a Slipknot rip-off say that you existed as early as 1977. 87. When someone points out the similarities of your music with another band which rose to popularity just recently, pretend that you've never heard of them before. 72. If you intend to copy someone else's sound — don't use any form of profanity whatsoever when writing song lyrics, so the attention of the critiques will be focused on the lyrical content instead of your music. For more information, ask Linkin Park because they are considered the “masters” of this art. Linkin Park 表示：躺着也中枪...tt.cc) ◆ From: 218.173.107.152