作者IronChef (Schadenfreude)
看板RedSox
标题[ㄐㄐ][快速翻译] 狗改不了吃屎
时间Wed Jul 9 20:27:48 2008
http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_07_08_main_track_story/
Ex-stripper to Cindy: Alex Rodriguez won’t ‘change his spots’
前跳脱衣舞的ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ对Cindy喊话 - "狗改不了吃屎"
Cheatin’ Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez had a two-night stand with an
ex-Centerfolds stripper while in town to play the Red Sox [team stats] in
2004, and Candice Houlihan says A-Rod’s wife “did the right thing” by
filing for divorce yesterday.
2004年A-Rod跟这位跳ㄇㄟㄇㄟ在2004年了ㄍㄆ了两次 然後这位ㄇㄟ说A-Rod老婆作的
是对ㄉ
“A leopard doesn’t change his spots,” Houlihan, now a Reading hairdresser,
told the Track. “Good for her, I think she’s doing the smart thing. And she
’ll probably get tons of cash.”
"狗改不了吃屎 他这样离婚 还可以捞一笔 会怕就好 哈哈" - ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ 现在在
美容业ㄌ
Cynthia Rodriguez threw her $275 million man a vicious curve yesterday,
saying her five-year marriage to the Yankees third baseman “is irretrievably
broken because of the husband’s extra-marital affairs and other marital
misconduct.”
Cin-Rod说他要离婚ㄌ 因为他老公10月份都便秘
Apparently the final straw for Mrs. A-Rod was her hubby’s reported
late-night visits to Madonna’s New York apartment. Cyn’s attorney told
People.com yesterday that the slugger and the pop queen had “an affair of
the heart” and that A-Rod is smitten with Mrs. Guy Ritchie. (Madonna has
denied that they are involved.)
Cin-Rod说他终於受不了ㄌ 因为A-Rod都跟 ㄇㄉㄋ花很多时间在一起
Mrs. A-Rod’s divorce papers, filed in Miami, allege that Rodriguez “
emotionally abandoned his wife and children.”
离婚文件: 他都不鸟我们了啦 哭哭
But according to Houlihan, that is not exactly a news flash. She says A-Rod
was a player when she met him four years ago at Fenway Park [map] - the same
July night he was thrown out of the game for brawling with Sox captain Jason
Varitek [stats]!
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ说: 我们第一次就是在2004年他被队长ㄉㄊㄅㄏ那一天
The ’94 Reading High graduate said she was at the ballgame with several
friends and had primo seats right near the visitors’ dugout. When the
Yankees came out to stretch, she and her girlfriends started “hootin’ and
hollerin’ ” at A-Rod.
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我们那天都在第一排嘘他
“We were really bustin’ his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he
was going to yell at us,” she said. “But he introduced himself, asked me
who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like ‘Hell,
yeah!’ ”
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 最後A-Rod居然邀我们去夜店 然後我就pu上去ㄌ
Candice said she told Rodriguez she’d be at Saint after the game and sure
enough, he showed up at the Back Bay club - wedding ring and all!
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本来以为他像那个说要发1000万台币的一样打嘴泡 结果他有来ㄟ !
“It was killing me and I felt bad afterwards,” she said. “I’m not a bad
person. I know how it feels to be cheated on, it sucks. But a couple of
drinks later, I didn’t notice all that much, to tell you the truth.”
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我本来觉得好像不太好 但是我喝醉了 怎麽办ㄋ
Houlihan said A-Rod had a couple of shots of tequila and a few Sex on the
Beach cocktails, then they went back to A-Rod’s room at the Ritz-Carlton and
had sex. But, she added, they also talked all night and seemed to hit it off.
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我们喝了以後 就回去ㄍㄆ了 但是我们有聊天喔
“I told him I was a basketball player in high school and we talked a lot
about that,” she said. “It’s a little weird because he was a really nice
guy.”
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我告诉他我以前是篮球队ㄉ 他人其实很好
Houlihan said she and her girlfriends Googled A-Rod the next day and she was
shocked to find out that his wife was pregnant with their first child.
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 隔一天 我们用了goo神 发现他老婆怀孕ㄌ
“We were all freaking out,” she said.
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 我跟我的姊妹都吓死ㄌ
But when A-Rod called her when he was in town for the American League
Championship Series, Candice met him and they had sex again. (Although this
time he didn’t let her stay the night.)
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: ALCS的时候 他又来找我ㄍㄆ
“He said he had a big game the next day. I like to say I helped us win,”
she laughed. “I reversed the curse!”
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ: 他第二天有比赛 ㄐㄐ没赢是因为我 是我用我的肉体牺牲 结束了魔咒!!!
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ㄇㄟㄇㄟ比ㄏㄍ还要厉害
ㄏㄍ是说了 就中了
ㄇㄟㄇㄟ是上了 就中了
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※ 编辑: IronChef 来自: 124.10.91.84 (07/09 20:28)
※ 编辑: IronChef 来自: 124.10.91.84 (07/09 20:28)
1F:推 vacala000:推详细翻译! 07/09 20:29
2F:推 Belladonaa:科科 07/09 20:30
3F:推 lunastorm:这有好笑XD 07/09 20:31
4F:推 ColbyRasmus:马上就好 07/09 20:32
5F:→ IronChef:ㄇㄟ上 就赢了!!!! 07/09 20:32
6F:推 A8804064:很北烂!! 07/09 20:33
7F:推 predo:干 太好笑了 07/09 20:34
8F:推 KoAnne:ㄍㄆ XD 07/09 20:35
9F:推 specialcook:翻的太好了 推一个!!XD 07/09 20:37
※ 编辑: IronChef 来自: 124.10.91.84 (07/09 20:37)
10F:推 TKWdEmoN:pu上去~ 07/09 20:59
11F:推 LebronKing:XDD 07/09 21:00
12F:推 maxspeed150:文笔豪放 入木三分 07/09 21:05
13F:推 Omap:推推~ 07/09 21:10
14F:推 TsukimiyaAyu:强烈建议月底VS NYY三连战,请玛丹娜来开球, 07/09 21:21
15F:→ TsukimiyaAyu:也请ㄇㄟㄇㄟ来开一场球! 07/09 21:21
16F:推 kord:月底现场贩售玛丹娜面具..XDDDDD 07/09 21:22
17F:→ IronChef:"The Vagina that Broke the Curse" 07/09 21:22
18F:推 ToriiHunter:超好笑的啦 ㄇㄟ ㄇㄟ pu上去 ㄍㄆ 哈哈哈 XD 07/09 21:26
19F:推 Kisugi:ㄏㄍ是? 07/09 21:36
20F:推 A8804064:好干 07/09 21:39
21F:推 majohn:ㄏㄆㄐㄏ 07/09 22:31
22F:推 keyboardmm:推~~~超好笑 07/09 23:21
23F:推 asdf121250:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/09 23:39
24F:推 digimaster:他第二天有比赛...是指第7场吗? 那场是强尼爆走赢的 07/10 00:48
25F:推 oplz:game 7 不在 fenway park 打 07/10 02:27
26F:推 greengreen42:A-Rod都喜欢筋肉女 07/10 03:09
27F:→ litobook:我跟上一篇篇名连着看 看成林哲瑄快吃屎= = 07/10 04:27
28F:推 Kamelie:XDDDDDDDD 07/10 16:04
29F:嘘 spony0216: 07/11 03:45
30F:推 DoMoe:楼上在嘘啥? 07/16 00:43
32F:→ sneak: //muxiv.com 12/28 20:15