http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/discussion/hillenbrands_life_away_from_baseball_is_wild_with_animals_los_angeles_times/ -- “It’s like Dr. Doolittle,” Hillenbrand says. “We have animals everywhere. If you don’t get along you can’t stay.” Well, maybe. But did Doolittle ever come home to find one of his miniature horses in the kitchen, munching carrots out of the refrigerator? And how many times did Doolittle’s pig get into the house through the doggy door? Or what about the time Jessica, home alone in bed with a horrible cold, had a goat named Willie Mays jump over a wall, find its way into the house and urinate on her sheets. “And goats pee,” Shea adds helpfully, “for like a minute and half straight. They don’t hold back.” -- -- I hope the goat pisses in his mouth --

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