: 另一件想当时的事, : 跟据哈佛大学校刊, 2004 年的 ALCS 前三战, : Boston 地区六家主要医院的急诊人数皆高出平均值, : 但自第四战开始一直到 World Series 结束 急诊的人数都呈现明显地下降, : 举例来说 ALCS & World Series 的最後一场比赛 急诊人数掉了 15-20% .. : 医生也很纳闷这些生病的人都跑哪里去了. : http://tinyurl.com/39owoz 老美有一部影集Boston Legal 不知道有没有人看过 其中第一季第七集也有提到2003 2004 外带一些18禁 真的很好笑 XD 我把剧本贴上来 碍於文笔不佳 就不翻译了 怕失去原味 ============================================================================== Alan Shore跟Denny Crane分别是第一 第二男主角 都是波士顿某家律师事务所的律师 ============================================================================== 第一幕, inside Denny`s jail cell. Alan Shore: Denny, I have an emergency of my own now. A client has been attacked. I need to get going, so you have to tell me what has happened and you need to do so quickly. Denny,please. Denny Crane: There are two things I hoped to experience in my lifetime that I was sure I never would. The first was the Red Sox winning the World Series. Then when that happened, I thought“By God, I should experience the other.” Alan Shore: The other being a hooker? Denny Crane: No. I didn`t know she was a prostitute. The other was sex with a one-legged woman. Alan Shore: I beg your pardon? Denny Crane: My father, God rest his soul, told me the best sex he ever had was with one-legged women. Something about positional play. I don`t know. I’ve always wondered. So there I was driving down the street, and I saw her. A woman with long, flowing hair.... an incredible, magnificent limp. So I pulled the car over. I said, “Excuse me, madam. Do you have a wooden leg?” And she said, “Why? Do you have one at the moment?” I smiled and I said, “As a matter of fact--“ And she said,“I`m expensive.” So I told her I’d buy her a trip to Belize, first class. She pulled out her badge and arrested me. Both her legs were real. ============================================================================== 第二幕, 好笑的来了, Same day, Denny and Alan are sitting inside a judge’s chambers. Judge: You thought she had one leg? Denny Crane: A trip to Belize is a fair and square deal, Bill. Hell, if I had a nickel for every woman I promised to marry in exchange for sex--actually, I do. Judge: I`m supposed to believe this? Your father told you your best sex was to be had with amputees. You saw this woman limping and you were simply overcome? Alan Shore: You`re leaving out the most important factor, Your Honor. Judge: Which is? Alan Shore: The Red Sox. For years, many years, they have, at one time or another made each and every one of us insane. Last October, when they lost the seventh game to the Yankees, crime went up in this city. It’s already been predicted we`ll have a flood of August babies next year from celebration-induced pregnancies. The Red Sox make us lose ourselves. And in the wake of that team giving us what our hearts have yearned for all our lives, our parents’ and grandparents` lives, we have fallen victim to a delirium that makes us believe anything, anything is possible. Including, but not limited to the notion that God put a fetching, one-legged woman in this man`s path to commemorate the end of a wretched, horrid curse. Denny Crane: You know me, Bill. I have hookers all the time. They come to my house. Why would I pull over to the side of the road? Judge (incredulous): Go. Beat it. Alan Shore: Thank you, sir. Denny Crane: Buy you a drink, counsel? Alan Shore: I`d love to, but I have to tend to some business with a much less reasonable judge. Denny Crane: Thank you, Bill. Who’s your daddy? ============================================================================== 最後一幕, Denny`s in his office drinking scotch with a cigar sticking out of his left ear. Alan knocks at his door, enters, and pours himself a scotch. Alan Shore: Am I lost, Denny? Denny Crane: Depends what you`re looking for. Alan Shore: Lori Colson thinks I`m lost. Denny Crane: Screw her. Have you? Alan Shore: That`s impolite talk, Denny. Everything okay? Denny Crane: Oooh. I`m the one that`s lost, Alan. Alan Shore: How so? Denny Crane: Empty, I should say. All my life I wanted the Red Sox to win the World Series. It was like a quest, you know? Something burning inside. And now the bastards have done it. And I feel like--I don`t know--like my pilot light went out. Alan Shore: I know what you mean. We`ve been comfortable aspiring to championship. I don`t know how comfortable we are as champions. Denny Crane: What do we do now? Alan Shore: I don`t know. Denny Crane: Must be awful rooting for the Yankees. Alan Shore: Listen, Denny. Would you do me a favor? Denny Crane: Name it. Alan Shore: Friend of mine. She`s wanted to meet you. She`s here now. You sure you don`t mind? Denny Crane: No, bring her in. Alan Shore: Sarah. A woman wearing a long, floor-length dress walks in, with a noticeable limp. Sarah: Hello, Denny. Denny looks at her in amazement. Alan Shore: Solid ash. The same wood they use to make Manny`s bat. Denny Crane: You`re a corrupting influence. Alan Shore: Yes, I`ve been told. Louis Armstrong`s I Get Ideas starts playing in the background. Denny Crane: Sarah, join us for a drink? Sarah: I`d love to. Denny Crane: Toast, to us, to love, but most of all--- Alan Shore: To the Boston Red Sox. Sarah: The Red Sox. Alan kisses her on the cheek and leaves Sarah and Denny alone. Denny Crane: Is it really made of ash? Sarah: I think so. Denny Crane: Give you any trouble dancing? Sarah: Not a bit. Denny Crane: Maybe we could go dancing later. Sarah: I’d love that. Credits. --

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