AI真是越来越冷了 (茶) 我现在在思考，到底小弟提早走人， 还是finale输给大厨，哪个比较好? 小弟若提早走人，我应该会冷眼冷语战死其他四个人(三个、两个?)全家； 可是兴致勃勃地翘课看finale，却看到大厨眼光泛泪得冠军，然後小弟在一旁 悲伤的微笑(ˊˋ)，我也不.....不想接受..... 虽然我得早点做好这种心理准备，因为任何一种， 依现在的情势看来，都太可能发生。 唉，所以说太早成为front-runner果然不是什麽好事。 当大家都把他视为冠军热门的时候，期待当然就越大。 假设小弟这周进了bottom 2, 他的fans应该会动员起来，以防之後被淘汰， 但这也大大减低了他得冠军的可能性； 假设他没掉入bottom 2, 如果他再没有"特别突出"的表现(这边指的是Imagine等级的 表演) 很有可能在Top 3 or 4意外出局。 唉，越打越觉得心烦，弟迷现在要做的是就是投票，跟学习接受吧， 不管後果是什麽。 (不好意思，上面打了一堆没相关的，厨迷别介意，我对大厨没意见， 只是小弟长久以来被外国乡民们酸over-rated, pimpchuleta, 可是 冠军还不是很有可能被大厨抱走，唉。) 【警告】 以下将走毒舌风，每个人我都会批，如果不能接受的人请不要往下看， 纯属娱乐，并无恶意。强烈建议卷迷不要看XD Round 1: Jason Castro - "Forever in Blue Jeans" 嗯嗯，这周证明了，白卷二人彻底证明这季有最强的Top 12， 但Top 5呢? 卷头的表演就那样，我能理解有人想跳过的心情， 清新风刚开始耳目一新，但久了都是那一套，在这个庸俗的大舞台上， 反而让人想打哈欠。 卷头的极限巅峰在哪? Hallelujah ? 前面还不错，後面那个高音好可怕。 Over the Rainbow ? 抱歉我一点都不觉得特别好，Simon那句fantastic还有 iTunes的热卖，都让我强烈怀疑自己耳朵被dreads堵住了，可能吧。 I Don't Wanna Cry ? 录音版还不错，现场有点虚，但卷头现场一向有点虚， 拿这个来怪他真是太苛责了，这又不是歌唱比赛! 是娱乐秀! 你看卷头尽心尽力 地用他漂亮的眼睛娱乐我们，还偶而打个哈欠，跪在萤幕前，不然就不时地使出 放空大绝 (Uhh?) ，你能抗拒地了他吗? 不能嘛!! Vote, vote, vote! 咦我刚刚有说这不是歌唱比赛吗? Vocal不重要啊。 David Cook - "I'm Alive" 嗯嗯嗯，摇下去就对了啊! 反正怎麽摇大家怎麽爱，不论是观众或是 评审都一定超买帐的啊，尤其其他人又像烂泥一样不争气，大厨连编曲 都不用偷就乐胜啦! 回想起当年大厨郁闷地觉得大家口中的David都是小弟， 现在终於出头天，是AI的摇滚新宠儿，应该又会忍不住涕泗横流吧。 令我好奇的是，奇怪，回头看看Top 12以前的表演，其实跟现在也没差多少啊， 怎麽搞得他好像是匹无敌大黑马一样? 所以是以前评审不识货，Top 12才清醒过来? 我看，除非再一次像Innocent那次鬼上身外，大厨的冠军路前途无碍啊。 How can David Cook win this ? 外表。 (改了两次发型，人一红就跟着越来越帅，外表很重要耶， 不然你以为浴缸怎麽被阴掉的?) check! 才华。 (无庸置疑啊! 不用多说了吧。虽然早期有编曲争议，但一首 Always Be My Baby 把大家迷得晕头转向，谁还记得那种无聊 的往事啊!! Eye-f**king 也是大厨的一项绝技喔 ^_<) check! 评审力捧。 (Keep pimping~~~~Keep keep pimping~~~ ) check! Orginality ("The most original contestant we ever have." by 懒弟) check! Personality (又是帅气Rock Star 又是Word Nerd，太迷人的反差，偶而还会顶顶 评审嘴，有时在节目上真情流露，个性搞笑好相处，这种冠军哪里找? 去Axium里找好了.....) check! 击倒小弟 (小弟大概忘个词就掰了(可能性比白雪重来还高)，这小鬼连声音都还没 长好动不动就破音，又只能唱ballad，除非idol single想阴大厨， 小弟要怎麽赢啦!!!) check! 是谁说小弟铁定会拿冠军的，给我站出来跟The Next Amercian Eye-F**King Idol... I mean, The Next American Idol 大厨道歉!!!! Brooke White - "I'm a Believer" 我唯一听过的尼尔戴蒙歌，奇怪为什麽白雪唱到名曲的机率这麽高XD 总之，像是团康活动的大姐姐，而且嗑了一点药， 赛门说是场噩梦，还好啦，白雪唱这种歌都会先吃点药的，别怪她， 这不是她的错。 一样，像卷头，同样的东西用久了就是会腻。 不过人正有加分，就像卷头眼睛有加分(对我没加分就是了)。 (对不起，我辞穷了，不知道要鞭什麽) 某专家如此形容这场表演: 「像个用力在街头卖艺吸引硬币进盆赚取学费的苦命少女 听不出轻松的坚定的激励，只听得到疲惫又挣扎的苦情 但可喜的是，比起卷头的便秘，白雪已进入浣肠阶段了 虽然她的灵气与苦气一泻千里，但相较卷头假高潮真便 秘的演出，观众的痛苦感倒还算在忍耐限度之内。」 干太强了。 我果然心地善良不适合毒舌 (远目) David Archuleta - "Sweet Caroline" 不要以为这次唱两首快歌，就能证明自己不是只能唱ballad， 歌曲本身就满无聊的，然後有高音上得很勉强，要不是我先爱你， 我大概也会觉得平平吧。(喔不对，其实我已经觉得平平了) 不过声音本质是不错的，需要选对歌，就是这样。 还有笑容真可爱，虽然唱得不特别好，但看到笑容就很想投票， 难怪会有人说你卖脸了。 争气点啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Syesha Mercado - "Hello Again" 不知道为什麽我觉得是第一回合最佳。 飘飘音准就别多提了，不飘要怎麽当阿飘? 第一回合: 杀 > 厨 > 弟 > 白 > 卷 Round 2: Jason Castro - "September Morn" Boring. Good-bye, but we might see you next week. Wooo~~ It's all about dreads and beautiful eyes. You can't blame Paula, she DID see the future. David Cook - "All I Really Need Is You" Better than the first song. Pimp, pimp, pimp. I really can see he win this during his performance. Brooke White - "I Am...I Said" Much better than the first one. Brooke White is definitely in her comfort zone. I think it was a pretty good performance. Can she sail to the the next week? Ummmmmmm, I think it depends on how beautiful Jason's eys are. David Archuleta - "America" Another forgettable song. But I think it's better than the first one. He cracked his voice once. I'm not sure which one happened more frequently, forgetting his lyrics or cracking his voice? Pimpchuleta is still pimpchuleta. But not the judges' favorite boy anymore. Now it is David Cook's era! He's the one to beat! Don't be sad, Archie. I'm willing to adopt you!! "Yo, you're the BOMB!!" Randy Jackson says that every time. And I'm really worried that someday Baby David will explode. (Can I have a piece of him?) Oh, the truth is, Amercia is tired of Predictable Archie, they now are falling in love with Daring Cookie. So, if David Archuleta doesn't give us a "Imagine" moment again, we will say good-bye to the innocent, adorable angel very soon. (Yeah, Castronauts are more conscious that they are in big danger than Arch Angels who daydreaming all day about Achie winning the title.) So, don't be too surprised when it comes to a David C. v.s. Jason final. (Although I strongly think that it will be easier if they just give Cook the title without any singing, it's really tempting that we could avoid three same songs from Mr. Castro.) Actually, I still love David Archuleta. It's such a hard thing to resist his perfect smile. How Can David Archuleta win this? Keep smiling. KEEP SMILING. And probably not gonna win this only by smiling:( Err, you have to let us see how good you are!!! Bring the David Can-you-IMAGINE-how-good-he-is Archuleta back!!! Syesha Mercado - "Thank the Lord for the Night Time" Pretty nice. Forget about the pitch problem, it coud be a characteristic. Simon said she could be in trouble. Well, I don't know. There were too many dramas this season. Second Round : Screesha = Cook > Archie = Brooke > Jason Who should go? Jason Castro, why are you still here? Jason: Because Brooke White is still here! kerker Who will go? IT WON'T BE ARCHULETA, PLEASE!!! --

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