以下有前五季冠军的名字 网路上看到的一篇文章 有点打碎我对naima一相情愿的好感 不过看看也不错啦 这篇作者不一定说的都是对的 他甚至大部分都说不好的那面 大家就看看笑笑吧 March 08, 2006 Don Baiocchi Yes, folks, it's that time of year again. The time when short, thin girls get to pretend they're tall, skinny "models in training." The time when Tyra Banks decides to suck up yet another hour of television. The time when I make fun of her UPN reality show while also unable to turn away whenever it's on. 没错，又到了每年那些又矮又瘦的女孩，开始装扮成接受专业模特儿训练的高挑超瘦模特 儿的时节。这也是TyraBanks决定要摧毁另一小时电视节目的时刻。当然，这也是我拿UPN 实境秀来开玩笑却又无法抵挡这个诱人节目的时刻。 So as Cycle 6 approaches (why are they called "cycles" anyway? All I associate with that is menstrual cycles ... not exactly glamorous fashion), let's take a look back at <i>America's Next Top Model</i>'s long history of unquantifiable contributions to American culture. And by "unquantifiable contributions to Ame rican culture," I mean "shoving naive, unprepared young women out into the cold , sharp jaws of the fashion world, never to be heard from again." There are five previous winners, each with their own special combination of blind ambition and poreless skin. 随着超级名模生死斗第六季要开始播出，让我们来回顾一下超级名模生死斗过去对美国文 化数不尽的贡献，「数不尽的贡献」的意思是尽把那些无知、天真、心理层面尚未准备ꘊ 好的年轻女孩推进时尚界冷酷、刻薄的虎口，且往後再也不受重视。之前共有五位冠军， 她们每一个人都拥有自己独特的盲目野心及完美肌肤。 (abhouse24:超级名模生死斗的”一季”称为”cycle”，和一般的实境秀的”season” 不一样，这篇的作者对此嗤之以鼻认为”cycle”让他联想到”一周期”的月经，而不是高 级的时尚。) 1) Adrienne Curry, Cycle 1 - "Crazy Model." As she climbed her way to the top of the cycle one heap, Adrienne came off more "white-trash tomboy" than actual ly crazy. Rather than, you know, do some modelling, Adrienne signed up for VH1's <i>The Surreal Life</i>, where her true, mentally unhinged nature was revealed. She latched hoof and claw on to Christopher Knight (a.k.a. "Peter Brady"), a man 25 years her senior, despite his constant protests (a restraining order wouldn't have stopped her). Whatever she did, it worked, and Adrienne undoubtedly made "Momma" Tyra even more proud when she decided to let VH1 document their romance on <i>My Fair Brady</i>. Selling her first-born child to the gods of VH1 in exchange for more cash, Adrianne will soon fart her way through another season of the show where they document their wedding plans. Keeping her modelling dream alive, you can currently see her in the February 2006 Playboy (seriously). 第一季: Adrienne Curry-疯狂模特儿 在Adrienne Curry一路爬上第一季顶端的过程，她显得比较像「贫穷古怪的中性女孩」 而不是「疯狂」女孩。在节目结束後，她并没有继续做模特儿，反而和VH1's频道签约出现 在 The Surreal Life(这也是一个实境秀，主要是让许多名人住在同一个屋檐下，摄影机 24小时跟拍)。她在这出实境秀中向世人公布了她真正的自己。尽管Christopher Knight尽 力抵抗，Adrienne Curry还是把门闩锁上将她的魔爪伸向比她大25岁的Christopher Knight 也就是Peter Brandy。不管到底Adrienne Curry对Christ做了什麽，她显然是成功了。让 大妈Tyra Banks感到更欣慰的是Adrienne Curry决定让VH1纪录下自己与Christ之间的罗曼 史，拍摄成「My fait Brandy」(似乎也是个实境秀)。Adrienne Curry为了换取更多的现 金，用自己的第一个孩子与自以为是神的VH1频道作交换。Adrienne Curry很快的开始着手 另一季的实境秀，纪录她与Christ的婚礼计画。Adrienne Curry为了使她的模特儿事业不 停摆，你可以在2006年2月号的花花公子杂志看到她。真的! ( 译者abhouse24注: Adrienne Curry是有继续一些模特儿事业不仅限於花花公子 ) 2) Yoanna House, Cycle 2 - "Model Model." Tall, skinny, with a disgustingly symmetrical face, Yoanna is actually the most "model" out of any winner so far . She has also kicked off the trend of throwing a bunch of vowels together and calling it a name (I'm waiting for a future cycle to give us "Oaeiouia" or something. You know it's going to happen). Yoanna was actually enjoying herself as an up-and-coming, successful catwalk model before signing on as a host for the Style Network, thereby increasing her exposure to all of the two people who watch that channel (one being Boy George, the other being Star Jones' husband, together, in pajamas). You can currently see her on the "Style Network" (if that is indeed a real network). 第二季 : Yoanna House-做真正模特儿的模特儿 身材高挑细长，脸蛋超级对称的Yoanna 事实上是目前为止最像模特儿的冠军。她也同时 改掉了把一大堆母音组在一起，然後声称这一串母音是一个名字的流行趋势。(我正等着ꔊ 下一集会出现”oaeiouia”这样或类似的名字) (译者abhouse24注:第一季冠军名字中有4个母音，不过或许不是专指Adrienne) Yoanna本来打算在时装走秀台上如鱼得水，但在签下当Style Network的主持人後， 只增加了自己的曝光率於两个会看这个频道的人面前一个是Boy George另一个是Star Jones的老公，而且是一起穿着睡衣看的。目前你可以在Style Network频道看到她。 (abhouse24注:我本身不太了解Boy George & Star Jones的老公Al) 3) Eva Pigford, Cycle 3 - "Mini-Model." Girl is short. At 5'7", she's the short est winner of the show yet (although no shorter than Kate Moss, if you really believe Eva is actually 5'7"). With a nose described as "piggish" and an atti tude to match (she was nicknamed "Eva the Diva"), Eva strutted her way through the third season — oh, sorry, the third cycle...oh, fuck it, the third <i>sea son</i> — until she was the last one standing. Maybe Tyra couldn't see her fr om behind her judges' table during eliminations, and Eva just kept showing up until all the other girls had been kicked out. She did guest star on the cance lled UPN Taye Diggs drama, <i>Kevin Hill</i>. You can currently see her in you r front pocket. 第三季 : Eva Pigford-小号模特儿 这女孩很娇小，只有170公分，是所有冠军中最矮小的(除非你相信Eva真的有170，要不然 她真的比Kate Moss高) (译者abhouse24注:Kate Moss是英国籍的超级名模) Eva有点朝天鼻，像小猪一样，她的处世态度有点颐指气使，整个第三季中，她昂首阔步闯 到决赛，最终拿到冠军。也许Tyra坐在评审桌後方根本无视於Eva的存在，只不过是等到其 他女孩都已经被淘汰後，Eva就顺理成章成为冠军了。Eva在已被停播的节目Kevin Hill担 任特别来宾，是由UPN制作。 (abhouse24注:在Star World可以看到Kavin Hill) 4) Naima Mora, Cycle 4 - "Coma Model." OK, during season four, I was a full-ou t fan of Naima. Sure, she was quiet, but she was spunky and weird and said thin gs that were just the right combination of dorky and unironic (she styled her hair into a mohawk to "center" herself) that I couldn't help but root for her. Since she won, she appeared on Tyra Banks' talk show to discuss problems she had with her twin sister (as if being in the shadow of a Top Model wasn't bad enough for her sister. Geez, real nice, Naima) and ... not much else. She did do some commercials that were only aired during <i>Top Model</i> where she signed autographs for her fans in ... Walgreens. You can currently see her on reruns of <i>America's Next Top Model</i>. 第四季 : Naima Mora – 昏沉的模特儿 我承认，第四季开播以来，我是Naima的死忠支持者。Naima挺安静的，但她看起来凶凶的 ，有些古怪，而且她说话总是恰到好处，结合了言语木讷及中肯，所以我死心塌地的为她 加油。 (她把自己的发型塑造成莫霍克族的样子来提醒自己维持中庸思想) 她赢得冠军以 後，出席了Tyra Banks的脱口秀，聊到她跟她双胞胎姊妹Nia 之间的问题。(好像Nia总갊 是活在被称为「超级名模生死斗冠军的姊妹」的头衔下还不够她受似的。恩…Naima你做得 真好…)事实上，Naima并没有太多的其他活动，她是有拍广告，不过也只有在超级名模生 死斗中间的空档才播出，而且内容是她在一家类似屈臣氏的健康保养商场Walgreens前替民 众签名。你可以在重播的超级名模生死斗上看到她。 (abhouse24注:在美国的一些拓荒电影中可以看到mohawk族) 5) Nicole Linkletter, Cycle 5 - "Dairy Queen Model." Looking and acting like the influence for Parker Posey's character in <i>Waiting for Guffman</i>, Nicole might be the prettiest Miss Grand Forks, North Dakota that ever sat on a parade float. After being picked as the winner, Tyra declared that Nicole was chosen because she was "pure model," which brings into question what the hell they were looking for the previous seasons. Supporting Tyra's claim, Nic ole will allegedly be featured in an upcoming couture spread in <i>Elle</i>. Holy crap! That's a real modelling gig! You can currently see her at the local community college where she's learning to spell the word "couture." (abhouse24:我没有看过第五季对主角不是很了解 就烦请大家帮忙翻一下吧) Who will be the winner of Cycle 6? Does it even matter? Don't we watch for the catfights, the tears, and the bitchy confessionals (note to contestants: you're being <i>recorded</i>)? If we want to watch them actually model, we can just sneak into the V.I.P.-only crowd at the <i>Walmart Fashion Show</i>. Yes, I'm dead serious. Not only does Walmart have a fashion show, it was populated by the "models" from the first four seasons. Momma Tyra must be proud. 谁会是第六季超级名模生死斗的冠军呢？ 这还重要吗？ 我们看这节目不就为了看她们吵架翻脸、赚人热泪的泪水、及辛辣的评论告白。 (这些参赛者明明就知道自己会被录下来公开播放) 如果我们真的想看这些女孩当模特儿，我们可以溜进Walmart 的服装伸展秀VIP席-也是唯 一有人群的地方。 我是在讲正经话，不只是Walmart竟然有服装伸展秀，而且还很多都是前四季的参赛女孩 大妈Tyra一定感到非常骄傲。 注:"White trash" is usually associated with poverty, though sheer eccentricit y can play a role. --

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