作者showerr (人人皆可弹结他)
看板PostRock
标题Re: [请益] 目前可用的乐团歌曲
时间Wed Apr 15 22:23:07 2009
再贴一次某串有点历史的笑话集
转自music543 作者shamdoer 全文:
http://www.music543.com/phpBB2/viewlist.php?l=19353
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Godspeed you black emperor! - Ok, I've got this idea for a new song.
It'll start out slow and quiet with violins and pretty sounds. Then
we'll start a tape of some guy ranting about urban decay. Then we'll
get faster and faster and louder and louder until we can't go any
faster. Then we'll get slow and pretty and it'll be over. Sound
good?
Tortoise - I like Miles Davis. Buy my 30 different remix records.
Stereolab - Marx Marx Marx. Give me money.
June of 44 - $hark$ And $ailor$! $HARK$ AND $AILOR$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!
Shipping News - Behold! The future of music: BOAT ROCK!!!
Rachel's - By making literary references I improve my music (and image).
Ruins - I'm Japanese. Observe my invented language.
Low - We're both Mormon. Let's be sad together. Who's the kid playing bass?
Labradford - I'm bored, let's get a bass player. (gets bass player)
I'm bored, let's get a sampler. (gets sampler) I'm bored, let's get a
string section. (gets string section) I'm bored, I'll start a side
project.
The Sea and Cake - Hellllooo, ladies...
Stars of the Lid - What?
Spacemen 3 - It's all about droning, droning, shooting smack,
droning, droning, praising the Sonics, droning droning. We'll let the
Vox organ go on for a bit.
TransAm - Hey! Who put that Rush in my Kraftwerk?!
Oval - My CD player is broken. Press record.
以下是其他我觉得比较好笑的:
Beck - Nerdish twerp turns millionaire pop icon.
Sex Pistols - We're old, and sometimes dead.
Wire - See Gang of 4.
Gang of 4 - See Wire.
Belle & sebastian - I love Nick Drake.
Nick Drake - I'm dead.
Cat Power - I'm one fucked up chick.
Smog - I'm one fucked up dude.
Royal Trux - We're two fucked up people.
Drag City Roster - We're all just fucked up.
Melt Banana - yip eep eep epp hi yip aiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Guitar Wolf - Lock n' Loll!
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - If we break things on
stage people won't notice Sonic Youth.
The Jesus Lizard - See Public Image Limited.
Public Image Limited - See Plastic Ono Band.
Sebadoh - Boy gets kicked out of hip band, writes many songs about
it. Boy gets dumped by girlfriend, writes many, many songs about it.
Boy gets married, moves to L.A. and has nothing to write songs about.
Guided By Voices - I am a heavy drinker who enjoys The Who. You are
fired. Now, a high kick.
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1F：推 MostAlone:我觉得Oval那段非常的中肯................ 04/15 22:57
2F：推 amontobin:oval兄骗过多少人的钱 我就被骗过 还我钱... 04/15 23:07
3F：→ amontobin:这篇可算是高级joke文 04/15 23:08
4F：推 alphanumeric:五星级就可文 04/15 23:41
5F：推 ADorKen:Slint - My microphone's fucked up. I miss you. 04/15 23:59
6F：推 jazzysport:看到Melt Banana为什麽我大笑阿? 04/16 00:16
7F：推 anitai:哈哈哈哈melt banana XD 04/16 05:14
8F：推 PeterHook:Guitar Wolf的比较毒吧.....XD 04/16 10:02
10F：→ showerr:原作者现身了!! 04/16 22:34
11F：推 shamdoer:其实没有一串，只有一篇，每次我发文都没人回....难道... 04/16 22:55
12F：→ shamdoer:帅气又善良也有错吗？ ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ 04/16 22:56
13F：推 indietaiwan:帅气又善良当然有错! 让我们这些不帅的要混哪里! 04/16 23:08
14F：推 ADorKen:当然有错!!!!! 04/17 00:31
15F：→ showerr:那下次我回一下小虫大大好ㄌ 04/17 13:26
16F：推 bilibulu:帅气又善良是原罪 不是错 所以没人回是正常的啊 ^^ 04/17 14:12