作者shaqssmm (Shaq)
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标题[闲聊] 刚刚寄了一封信给 pokerstars
时间Tue Jul 27 21:46:15 2010
刚打了一个 22r 3x Turbo 的 tour
这个 tour 我'自我感觉'已经是驾轻就熟...各种 EV 技巧我大略都掌握了...
并且'自以为'可以玩到 +EV... 把 rebuy 数控制在 avg rebuy 的一半以下...
不过...就在刚刚..............
我 爆 了 ~~~~~
然後...我寄了一封信给 pokerstars support ...
这对我来说是个挑战...因为不知道结果会怎样...很刺激....XD
如果收到回信或结果如何...我会再补在这篇...
信的内容如下:
Dear Pokerstars support team:
Please let my account 'shaqssmm' DOOMswitch OFF ok ? How can I lost every pot in a 22+Rebuys tournament in 90 mins.
I fucking rebuy almost 15 times and addon , all-in over 20 hands and I didnt win any hands.
Please please turn my doomswitch off , please.
By a loyal fucking pokerstars grinder shaqssmm
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 210.209.20.225
1F：推 twming:... 07/27 21:48
2F：推 blindboy:Cool~ 07/27 21:48
3F：推 vinson:看起来就是被弄到很不爽..ㄤㄤ了.... 07/27 21:52
4F：→ vinson:发这种文....看起来就很没 sense ... 07/27 21:52
5F：推 Goal:喔喔 我要来开洨吃摊了 07/27 21:53
6F：→ shaqssmm:是阿我是ㄤㄤ阿...不过我不是coach... 07/27 21:54
7F：→ shaqssmm:我没有学生...ㄎㄎ... 07/27 21:54
8F：推 jshuang:没有 wtf 失败. XD 07/27 21:55
9F：→ shaqssmm:coach 好像可以ㄤ的很有 [心得] ..果然厉害呢 07/27 21:57
10F：推 SpeedySnow:看起来就是运气不好 07/27 22:00
11F：推 twming:喔喔 我要来开洨吃摊了 07/27 22:00
12F：→ shaqssmm:听说有前辈这样子可以改改运...科科~~ 弄一下 07/27 22:01
13F：推 cym1013:豆干一份要切不辣 鸡排一份要辣不切 07/27 22:02
14F：推 superPablo:鸡屁股一份，楼上的我请客。 07/27 22:03
15F：推 SpeedySnow:今天宵夜该吃什麽咧? 07/27 22:04
16F：推 cym1013:本日课程 [如何ㄤ的彻底] ㄤ到出汁 07/27 22:05
17F：推 dcice:ㄧ碗八宝冰 不要红豆花生薏仁绿豆芝麻蒟蒻粉条芋头 我要半糖 07/27 22:05
18F：推 Goal: ◢◣ ╭───────╮ 07/27 22:15
19F：→ Goal: ◢██◣ │人客 欠炸吗 │ 07/27 22:15
20F：→ Goal:▂▄▆█████▆▄▂ │ 一桶600随便点│ 07/27 22:15
21F：→ Goal: ◤ ≡ ▏ ╯───────╯ 07/27 22:15
22F：→ Goal: ▏─⊙-⊙─▏ ╴_ ╴_ ╴_ 07/27 22:15
23F：→ Goal: ▏ 皿 ▏ │▄▍│▄▍│▄▍ 07/27 22:15
24F：→ Goal: ＼ ︶ ╱ █▇▌█▇▌█▇▌ 07/27 22:15
25F：→ Goal: ╴_ (￣\╱￣﹨ ╴██▌██▌██▌ 07/27 22:15
26F：→ Goal: (@╴\│╱╭╮│ |╲██▌██▌██▌╲ 07/27 22:15
27F：→ Goal: (@ ╲╴-╯││▆▆▏│￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ▏ 07/27 22:15
28F：→ Goal: ◥◣ ──╯┤ ╲│ 柏记流动式瓦斯摊 ▏ 07/27 22:15
29F：→ Goal: ◥▇▆▆▆▆▆▆▆╴◢█◣╴╴◢█◣╴▏ 07/27 22:15
30F：推 KLgeo:楼上这次赶上了...洨吃摊出来了 XD 07/27 22:20
31F：推 suede5:这次我也赶上了 凑个热闹先 07/27 22:40
32F：推 maxjh:好奇怪的逻辑 coach就不能肮 我要一龙小笼包+豆浆 07/27 22:42
33F：推 KLgeo:不过如果我来寄的话..我会放那20个对决的Pokerhand网址... 07/27 22:43
34F：→ KLgeo:然後底下都加个FUCK.... 07/27 22:43
35F：推 JQ10KA:有效阿...如果是online casino效果更明显 07/27 22:51
36F：→ JQ10KA:另外如果是破产的话...效果更明显.. 07/27 22:52
37F：推 JackyPayton:来凑热闹 07/27 23:01
回归主题...很快的就收到了第一封信....
但是就如大家想的一样是那封大家都知道的罐头信....
所以我决定要挑战一下极限...证实一下 DOOM 的存在 ~*
( 回文的 support 叫 Quentin ....听起来好像是个正咩....~~ )
第二封信如下:
Hello PokerStars Support:
God DAMN I didnt just receive only A bad beat. I receive more than 20+
baaaadddd bbbbeeeaaaatttttttttssssss in that tournament. And Lost all hands
never win a pot. WHAT THE FUCK !!!??? 2p2 forum told me this is a
DOOMswitch on. HOLY SHIIITTTT!!!! Please turn that off please~~~~
And do not reply these ballshittt canned text. Do you know all that 20 more
hands lost happened rate ? Thats below I win the lottery twice !!
So please please turn the SHITY doom off ! please please please ~~~
If you turn that off, reply the mail and tell me, thanks. I will bless you
before I go to sleep every night. Thank you very much again.
※ 编辑: shaqssmm 来自: 210.209.20.225 (07/27 23:15)
38F：推 nikeliu:XD 07/27 23:17
39F：推 jshuang:呼应时事. 你要加 TRY GON Lah! 07/27 23:19
40F：→ JQ10KA:楼上有在follow喔.....XD 07/27 23:22
41F：推 allyours:Quentin 应该是男的 07/27 23:41
42F：推 eiffel:Quentin 是男的吧...XD 07/27 23:52
43F：推 eiffel:还有 bullshit 狗屎...not ballshit 球屎?!... 07/27 23:55
44F：→ eiffel:期待後续回信! 07/27 23:55
45F：推 Zoomyoyo:god damn good!!! 07/28 00:02
46F：→ shaqssmm:靠...Quentin 是男的喔....第2封信已经回来了 07/28 00:39
第2封信看起来不是罐头...客服被我弄到ㄤㄤ了
下面是第2封
Hello Shaq,
It is clear from the language in your email that you are not
happy with your recent results.
Please understand that without exception, everyone gets bad
beats. We can sympathise, because as poker players ourselves, we
experience them too. However, bad beats have nothing to do with
the PokerStars software, as our site has been proven fair by
everyone who has ever analysed our shuffle program.
We are happy to offer you your hand histories so you can conduct
a similar analysis, however, you will not receive any response
from us if you continue to send rude, abusive, or profane emails.
Just because something has a low probability of happening, does
not mean it is impossible. Think of it another way. If low
probability events never happen (and our opponents never outdraw
us by catching their one or two-outers) it would actually
indicate a shuffle was NOT random. For a shuffle to be
legitimate, low probability poker hands must happen sometimes.
Please let us know if we can assist you further (without the
colourful language), and thank you for playing at PokerStars.
Regards,
Quentin
PokerStars Support Team
然後我回了第3封信.......( 明天再公布 ~* )
※ 编辑: shaqssmm 来自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 00:40)
※ 编辑: shaqssmm 来自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 00:41)
47F：推 JQ10KA:记得补一句..plz issue me my cash bonus or T$.. 07/28 01:38
48F：→ JQ10KA:有次在IPOKER和ONLINE吵一吵就直接给了30USD封我嘴 07/28 01:40
49F：推 departuring:真的假的.....@@ 07/28 01:50
50F：→ JQ10KA:补一下....那你就知道我喷多少了 07/28 01:54
51F：→ departuring:嗯.....k字级的吗？ 07/28 01:57
52F：嘘 iel:0.0 07/28 03:18
53F：推 jayin07:要看Quentin是名还是姓啊 07/28 09:49
54F：推 nick0126:太酷了!!!继续争阿!!!!! 07/28 10:21
这是第3封....(羞)
Subject: Re: PokerStars Support - Impossible Hands
>Dear PokerStars support:
>
>Hello Quentin. The name ' Quentin ' sounds like a pretty lady.
>Could you give me your blog ? If you give me your blog, I think
>that will make me more happy and forget those bad beats hand
>history.
>
>Thanks.
※ 编辑: shaqssmm 来自: 210.209.20.225 (07/28 11:41)
55F：推 Ayreon:由申甲(无误) 07/28 11:50
56F：推 jayin07:XDDDDDD 07/28 12:07
57F：推 JQ10KA:Dear Shaq:The poker company do not allow us to receive 07/28 12:13
58F：→ JQ10KA:or give out personal information, sorry about that.:> 07/28 12:13
59F：→ JQ10KA:Thanks for your email, Regards, Quentin. 07/28 12:14
60F：→ JQ10KA:By the way, I am a gay.. 07/28 12:14
61F：推 nikeliu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/28 12:15
62F：推 lafayee:VERY NICE RANT I APPROVE THIS MESSEGE 07/28 19:29
最後其实 PS 是有回第 3封 的....我被击败了...PS 客服嘴炮我 >.<
详情如下:
Subject: PokerStars Support - My Portrait
Hello Shaq,
Thank you for your follow up email.
My blog is far too scandalous to be associated with PokerStars.
However, here is a portrait Maurice painted of me:
http://rlv.zcache.com/portrait_of_a_lady_by_maurice_quentin_de_la_tour_photosculpture-p153752213275539264tro3_210.jpg
I hope this makes you as happy as it made me.
Regards,
Quentin
PokerStars Support Team
※ 编辑: shaqssmm 来自: 210.209.20.225 (07/29 17:33)
※ 编辑: shaqssmm 来自: 210.209.20.225 (07/29 17:34)
63F：推 iamforsake:这也太太太好笑了吧 XD 07/29 17:43
65F：推 YONGa:好屌.... 07/29 17:50
66F：推 kikijuice:Diao Bao La... lol 07/29 18:45
67F：推 nikeliu:bluff 07/29 19:53
68F：推 djrollloud:nice bluff on the river 07/29 22:20
69F：→ ie1:很没诚意 07/30 14:37