An Open Letter to Coach Curry 一 封 给 咖 哩 教 练 的 信 Written by：Steve DiLullo 原文链结:http://0rz.tw/3b5nw 寄 件 人：史提夫．猪鲁肉 Alright, I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this but I see no other choice. Five losses in a row? Losing by ten to the freaking Thunder?!? Alas, I’m preaching to the choir. 好吧，本来是不想这麽做的…但看来我别无选择。五连败？ 连雷霆都输了10分?! 唉，我要开打嘴炮了。 Dear Coach Curry, 亲爱的教练咖哩 Small ball must die. Now. Well technically this should have occurred weeks ago, but us fans would be happy just to see some semblance of activity in your cranial matter so now shall suffice. 小球将死，请你现在就让小球去死一死。技术性而言，这事 早在几周前就该发生的。如果见到你觉得小球玩腻了，我们 球迷们将会开心的不得了。 What on earth is it doing for us that is good? Outrebounded, outhustled, outworked. Five in a row. Five! That’s the most consecutive losses in five years for our beloved Pistons. Five is not a good number right now, my friend. 小球对我们而言到底是哪里有益？要篮板没篮板、要活力没 活力、要挡头没档头。五连败，五连败耶！这是近五年来， 我们最爱的活塞连败纪录最多的一次。嘿，你让我现在很讨 厌５这个数字。 We’ve tried to be patient. We’ve made every excuse in the book. “Well, Rip and Sheed were injured so maybe they just needed to get back in shape.” That didn’t do it. Amir might not be the second coming of Jesus but he’s certainly active on the boards and has a discernible effect on the game whenever he’s on the floor. Yes he fouls too much and yes he isn’t Rodman in his prime but he isn’t going to learn by sitting courtside. Why in the heck is Maxiell riding the pine when we can’t control the glass? The sheer idiocy (again, we know you’re the professional and all… but sooner or later things just don’t add up) of the moves - or lack thereof - is mindboggling! 我们曾尝试着安慰自己，要有耐心。RIP与Sheed都受了伤， 也许他们只是需要调整好最佳的生理状况。但他们并没有。 Amir也许不是第二个降临在球场的神，但他在场上的时间确 实充满积极性并为比赛做出有能见度的贡献。是啊，也许他 的犯规有点多，他也不是小虫。但一直被冰在板凳他是要怎 麽成长啊。见鬼了，Maxy甚至沦落到只能拿来当奇兵。你的 调度是脑残啊! 真是令人难以置信！ This whole Rip / A.I. telenovela (due credit to DBB commenters here - great title, guys) is worse than the fact that 90210 is back on television. If you’re the player’s coach that they respect that holds everyone accountable and makes the right moves… well, MAKE THE RIGHT MOVES! It’s one thing to play around with lineups when you add a new player mid-season (hey, we understand no training camp affects the whole shebang) but it’s another to consistently keep throwing out five (see? i wasn’t kidding - five’s a bad number right now!) guys who don’t fit together. Whoah, sorry about all the parenthesis there. You can’t even manage a lineup so I don’t mean to do anything else to confuse you right now. AI/RIP之间的telenovela(电视连续剧，DBB说的 这名字取 的真贴切 不是吗?)比90210重新在电视上映还要更糟( 请问: 90210是什麽? )。如果你是球员们尊敬的教练，并且是个会 做出正确的决策让每个人都善尽其职的人。那就请你做出正 确的决策！在季中加入新成员後，问题始终围绕着先发阵容 打转。(我们当然知道没有一同参加季前训练营多少也会有影 响)但你也得确定这五个先发球员的调性是否合适啊。(看到 了吗，我不是开玩笑的 5真的是个很糟糕的数字。)挖..对於 以上这麽多的扩号先说声抱歉。你甚至连排个先发阵容都搞 不定，所以其他的问题我现在也不想多说免得徒增你脑力负 担。 Factiousness aside, we’re only acting like this because we care. We truly care about this team and know we’ve been spoiled with so many consecutive trips to the ECF. But we also hold people accountable (novel idea, eh?) for our team and want to see results. So please Coach Curry, please start acting like, you know, a coach. We’ve already gotten rid of Matt Millen once around these parts and don’t need a second coming. 总而言之，我们会这麽做，是因为我们球迷们真的很关心活 塞，并且知道也许我们是因为连续多年闯入东区总决赛而有 些被宠坏了。但我们也会检讨活塞、也希望看到有成效。所 以，咖哩哥我拜托你。你知道的，请你表现得像个教练一点。 我们已经摆脱了Matt Millen，现在一点都不想要重蹈覆辙一 次。 Signed, Pistons Fans Everywhere 来自全世界的活塞迷 敬上 -- 这篇有些口语我不太懂，所以翻的有点零散 希望有将国外乡民的口气确实翻成中文表达出来 若有任何错误或建议 还烦请板上高手补充指正 --

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