原文出处： http://0rz.tw/033n9 -- People, do you really need to hear these insipid in-game sound bytes from coaches and players who are wearing microphones to enjoy the game? 你们真的需要从戴着麦克风的教练和球员身上听到场内那些乏味的声音来享受球赛吗 ？ With the exception of the occasional bombastic remark from a frazzled John L. Smith as he's running off the field at halftime, have you ever gotten anything entertaining or educational out of an on-field interview with a coach? 除了偶尔听到神经质的John L. Smith於中场跑离球场时所做的夸张言论，你曾在对场 上教练进行的访问中得到任何有娱乐价值或富含教育意义的东西吗？ "We have to block better and we have to tackle better. If we can do that, we will have a chance to win the game." "我们得更努力阻挡，更努力擒抱。如果我们能做到，我们将有机会赢得这场比赛。" "Thanks, coach. Back to you, Brent." "谢谢你，教练。现在我们将镜头还给纪录台的主播，Brent。" This is garbage, and we all know it. 这是废话，而且是我们都知道的废话。 The NBA is the latest to buy into this notion that the key to beefing up sagging ratings is to allow viewers to get "inside access." They think by having coaches and players wear microphones during games, they are allowing fans to eavesdrop on what's really going on. NBA最近接受了一个观点，他们认为如果要提升日渐滑落的收视率那就得让观众和球赛 有"亲密接触"。他们认为透过让教练和球员在球赛进行当中配戴麦克风的做法，他们可以 让球迷们偷听到最真实的第一手消息。 Please tell me you don't buy that. Please tell me you fully understand that once a microphone is on a coach's lapel or on a player's jersey, reality is altered. There is a filter there and every player, coach and referee is aware of it. 拜托告诉我你不喜欢这项新规定。拜托告诉我你完全了解，一旦麦克风别在教练西装 的翻领或球员的球衣上，真相会有所改变。一旦多了一个滤器，每个球员、教练和裁判都 会变得小心翼翼。 No pearls of wisdom 你不会听到至理名言 Have you seen those baseball shows where a coach or a player is wearing a microphone? Players stay clear of him. You can see people walking away when the guy approaches. They either walk away or stand mute in his presence. 你曾看到那些教练或球员配戴麦克风的棒球比赛吗？球员对他是避之唯恐不及。你可 以看到球员在访问者接近时纷纷走避。他们要不是掉头离开不然就是在面对麦克风时保持 缄默。 "Billy's got that curveball working, today, don't he?" "今天Billy的曲球奏效了，对吧？" Silence. 一阵沉默。 "Atta baby, Billy, throw him the deuce!" "干得好，Billy，让他们输得心服口服！" Utterly pointless. 毫无意义可言。 What pearls of wisdom did we glean from TNT's broadcast of the Mavericks-Nuggets game Thursday? 你在星期四TNT电视台转播的小牛对金块比赛中听到什麽至理名言了吗？ George Karl: "Let's go, enjoy this thing." George Karl："上场吧，好好享受球赛。" Avery Johnson: "Good hustle, men." Avery Johnson："使出你们浑身解数吧，兄弟们。" Wow. I have never felt so enlightened. 唔噢～我从不曾有过这麽多的收获。 Karl in the huddle with his team: "Everyone get back to playing defense more seriously." 　　挤在所有球员之中的Karl说："每个人回到场上後给我认真地防守。" Karl to Craig Sager between the first and second quarters: "We always want to rush and push the tempo early. When we pass the ball, we usually play well. I hope we can keep it up for four quarters." Karl在第一、二节面对Craig Sager访问时说："我们总希望可以把节奏加快。当我们 能让球保持良好的流动，我们通常都能表现得很好。我希望我们可以一直保持下去，直到 比赛结束。" Karl is one of the most insightful talkers in the NBA. He is honest and forthright almost to his own detriment. But you put a microphone on his tie, or one in his face during a game, and he becomes Captain Obvious. Karl是NBA中洞察力属一属二的健谈者。甚至是对於自己不利的他一样坦言不晦。但你 在球赛进行当中把麦克风别在他的领带上或挂在他脸上，他会变成一个Captain Obvious。 译按：http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=captain+obvious 请看第一个解释，Captain Obvious意指专说些大家都知道的事，还自以为很厉害 的家伙。 Dallas owner Mark Cuban thinks fans are going to get insights into the game, insights that aren't tainted by a sportswriters' point of view. 达拉斯小牛老板Mark Cuban认为球迷们能够更深入球赛，了解到一些还没受过运动作 家污染的观点和内幕。 They aren't. They are going to get a steady stream of banal, politically correct, homogenized and sterilized noise. 大错特错。他们只会一直听到一些陈腔滥调、官方说法还有经过修饰和消毒的噪音。 Interrupts the flow 打断了原本的流畅度 I don't think the television ratings for the NHL on Versus are soaring because they talk to coaches on the bench during games. 我不认为Versus电视台转播的NHL收视率是因为他们在球赛中於板凳区和教练进行访谈 而提高。 "Coach, you have been killing penalties most of this period, what's going on?" "教练，比赛还剩下这麽多时间你就已经用光所有免责权，怎麽了？" "We have to be more disciplined." "我们必须更遵守规矩才行。" "Thanks, coach." "谢谢，教练。" "My pleasure." "这是我的荣幸。" The intrusion of something like that, the absolute inanity of it, has to annoy hockey fans, not entertain them. It's like interrupting a movie to allow Sager to interview the lead actor. 像那样的乱入，没有任何意义，除了打乱冰球球迷看球外，根本没有什麽娱乐效果可 言。那就像让Sager去访问主角一样，会打断了电影的播放。 "Now, Brad, the scene we just witnessed, what was your motivation there?" "Brad，就我们刚刚看到的那一幕，你的行动方式为何？" You wouldn't dare break up the flow of a drama, and nor should anybody want to break up the flow of a game, any game. Let the drama of the game sell the event . 最好你这麽做不会打断电影的流畅度，而且也不会有任何希望你破坏了球赛的流畅度 ，任何一场球赛都一样。让球赛本身的精采程度去吸引观众吧。 What's next? Will they have reporters skating alongside players during the game ? 下一步会是什麽？他们会让记者们在比赛进行当中随着球员们溜来溜去吗？ Can't you see Trevor Thompson (he's the only local reporter I know who can actually skate) trailing behind a Wings rush, headset on inside his helmet. 你没看到头盔里配戴着耳机的Trevor Thompson(他是我认识唯一一位真的会溜冰的在 地记者)跟在红翼後面一起往前冲吗？ "What did you see on that play, Hank? Hank? "你在那次进攻中看到什麽，Hank？Hank？" "I will catch up to him on the next rush. Back to you, Ken and Mick." "我会在下次进攻时跟紧他的。交还给你，Ken还有Mick。" Ridiculous, I know, but where is this going to stop? 我知道，这真是可笑，但什麽时候才有停止的一天呢？ It's clear the networks will keep asking for more. 很明显地电视台将会持续要求更多更劲爆的内容。 Like Scott Skiles said the other day, are they going to allow the networks to set up cameras at coaches' houses and film everything they do -- turn their lives into "The Real World"? 就像Scott Skiles前几天说过的，他们会让电视台在教练的家里设置摄影机并24小时 转播他们所做的每件事 -- 让他们的生活变成真人实境秀"The Real World"吗？ They would if they could, trust me. 相信我，如果可以他们也会那麽做的。 I don't want it. 我不希望这样。 I don't need it as a sports fan. 身为一个运动迷我不需要这样。 And I don't think you do, either. 我想你们也不需要吧。 --

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