http://0rz.net/e41rh June 3, 2006 Free Press special writer Kyle O'Neill gives his take on the Pistons' 95-78 loss from the best seat in the house -- his couch: 自由新闻特别作家Kyle O'Neill在家里最舒服的位子--他的沙发--与大家分享他眼中 所看到的活塞78比95输球的那一场比赛： Pregame 赛前 ‧ 7:33: Comparisons are being made between Dwyane Wade's health and Michael Jordan's Flu Game in the 1997 NBA Finals. Wade的健康状况被拿来与1997NBA总冠军战乔神的感冒来相比。 ‧ 8:09: ESPN ticker reports that Yankee Alex Rodriguez has a stomach disorder and is out tonight. He and Wade were reportedly at the same Detroit hotel a couple days ago. Just kidding. ESPN新闻跑马灯说洋基A-Rod因胃疾今晚不能出场。他和闪电侠据说几天前 在底特律住同一家Hotel。开玩笑的。 ‧ 8:14: Jim Gray jinxes the 9-0 red jerseys. Jim Gray给9胜0负的红色球衣带来厄运。 ‧ 8:15: Pink slips haven't been handed out yet. It's time to go to work. 还没收到解雇通知。是时候去工作了。 First quarter 第一节 ‧ 7:21: Ben Wallace makes two consecutive free throws. Let that sink in. Now welcome the apocalypse that's sure to come on 6/6/06. 大班连续进两颗罚球。放在内心深处就好。现在欢迎6月6日的最终战役。 ‧ 7:01: Miami's 12 points have come from players not named O'Neal or Wade. We'd like to think Jason Williams, Antoine Walker and Udonis Haslem can't beat Detroit. 迈阿密的12分都不是来自大欧或是韦得。我们希望只有Jason Williams、走路人 和Haslem无法击败底特律。 ‧ 6:03: Chauncey Billups and Rip Hamilton both miss free throws. Did we mention that apocalypse coming? Hug your kids. Seriously. 枪西和Rip都罚球不进。我们是不是有提到光明的到来？不是开玩笑，拥抱孩子 们吧。 ‧ 2:32: Miami is up, 25-16. The Heat is shooting 85% from the field. Williams, Walker, and Haslem have 17 points combined. Come on! 迈阿密占上风，25-16。热火场上命中率85%。Williams走路人和Haslem共拿17 分。加油阿！ ‧ 1:04: Wade has two fouls and no points. If that isn't MJ-esque, we don't know what is. Wade两次犯规没有得分。如果那不像乔神，我们不知道什麽才是。 ‧ Buzzer: Miami 25, Detroit 20. 第一节结束。迈阿密25，底特律20。 Second quarter 第二节 ‧ 8:22: Detroit is outscored, 3-1, in the last 3:38. Wow, weird flashbacks to the Wings' postseason. 底特律得分比别人少，过去3分38秒只有得一分，对方三分。哇，奇怪好像 令人回想起Red Wings的季後表现。 ‧ 5:08: We know Shaq is a behemoth, but boxing him out so he can't get unopposed dunks might be a good game plan to adopt. 我们知道侠客是很巨大，但是将他关在外面不让他轻松灌篮也许是可以采用的 妙计。 ‧ 4:13: Jason Williams is 5-for-5. (Banging head against wall.) 杰森威廉斯已经投5中5。(用头撞墙) ‧ 4:11: Tom Izzo is seen in the Miami crowd. And without Mooch, too. Tom Izzo出现在热火球迷之中。而且身旁没有Mooch。 ‧ Halftime: Miami 47, Detroit 36. Wade has just four points, yet Detroit is down 11. In case we don't see you: Good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. 中场：迈阿密47分，底特律36。韦得只得4分，但是活塞仍然落後11分。万一我们不会 再见到你：(先说声)午安，晚安，(睡觉前)晚安。 Third quarter 第三节 ‧ 10:49: Ben Wallace is 3-for-4 from the line and draws the third foul by Shaq . Wade is not on the court, and Miami has five more turnovers than Detroit. Yet , Detroit is down 11. Is it too soon to start thinking about that No. 60 draft pick? 大班目前共罚4中3，刚刚被侠客第三犯。闪电侠不在场上，热火比活塞多了五 次失误。然而活塞就是输11分。现在开始思考第60顺位选秀权会太早了吗？ ‧ 9:51: Williams is outscoring all but one Piston. 威廉斯比每一个活塞球员得分要高，除了一个以外。 ‧ 5:42: Chauncey misses a WIDE-open three. So this is how it will end? Miami up, 57-47. 枪西一个大空档三分没进。所以就这麽结束了？迈阿密57-47领先。 ‧ 4:49: Have we mentioned Jason Williams has not missed a shot (7-7)? 我们说过Jason Williams百发百中弹无需发了吗？(投7中7) ‧ 3:10: Four fouls on Shaq. The 2006 season comes down to this. 对大欧四犯了。2006本季就是这样了。 ‧ 1:13: Wade hits an impossible fadeaway. Miami up, 68-49. Tigers lose lead in the ninth. Well, that apocalypse coming is sure hitting Detroit hard. 韦得进了匪夷所思的後仰跳投。迈阿密领先68-49。老虎在第九局失去领先。 嗯。光明与黑暗的最後战役的确重创了底特律。 ‧ Buzzer: Miami 72, Detroit 53. 第三节结束：迈阿密72 底特律53 Fourth quarter 第四节 ‧ 12:00: Pistons are down 19. Sylvester Stallone passing for a real boxer in Rocky VI is more believable than this comeback attempt. 活塞输19分。席维斯史特龙在洛基第六集当真正的拳击手可能性比现在这里的 反败为胜更大。 ‧ 10:14: Tigers lose. Give Detroit some good news, please. Oh, the Lions just signed offensive guard Ross Verba? We feel so much better. 老虎输了。给底特律带来点好消息吧，拜托。喔，Lions刚签下攻击後卫Ross Verba?觉得好多了？ ‧ 8:22: Rip hits a three? That's something, but unless Chauncey is hitting them en route to 30 points, Detroit's not winning this thing. Rip投进三分球？是不错，但除非Chauncey投到30分，底特律无法赢球。 ‧ 6:20: Another three for Rip. He is the only Piston in double figures. Rip又一个三分。他是活塞唯一有两位数的。 ‧ 4:21: Williams is 10-for-10. Chauncey is 3-for-12. Quit pouring salt on the wound. 威廉斯投10中10。枪西投12中3。不要继续在伤口上洒盐。 ‧ 3:09: Not to start anything, but has anyone seen soon-to-be-free-agent Ben Wallace in the last quarter of play? This is going to be a very long summer. 没有要开始什麽，但是有人看到即将成为自由球员的大班出现在第四节吗？ 这会是漫长的暑假。 ‧ 1:00: We criticize, but we still appreciate the Pistons' success over the past four seasons. They are still better than this though. Get hungry for next season! 我们批评，但是仍然感谢过去四季活塞曾有的成功。他们其实可以做的更好。 期待下个球季！ --

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