原文出处： http://0rz.net/a913C Alley oop to ... Pistons assistant coach Don Zierden 给咱们助理教练Don Zierden来记Alley-oop吧 Joanne C. Gerstner / The Detroit News Q . What's the worst way your last name has been mispronounced? Q . 你的姓在最惨的情况下被发成怎样的音? A . It was 1985, and I was named the Minnesota high school coach of the year. That was a pretty big deal to me, I had my family and friends there at the banquet. When it comes time for them to announce me, I was all excited, the guy says, 'The 1985 Minnesota coach is … Dan Zeery.' Man. My buddies still tease me about that today. A . 事情素发生在1985当偶被聘请为明尼苏达高中教练的那年.那对偶来说实在是太震撼 了.当时偶跟偶的家人和朋友们正在一个宴会上.当他们准备叫偶的名字的时候.偶hi 翻了.那狗猴死婴仔居然说:"1985年明尼苏达的教练将会是--刚 系利."老兄.那天 总素成为偶死党们的消遣偶的笑料. Q . Did you imagine going from being a high school coach 20 years ago to now being in the NBA? A . 嘿..刚系利.你有想过20年前还是高中教练的你如今成为NBA助理教练吗? A . Never in my wildest dreams. I've been really blessed. I've been at every level and had success -- high school, college, CBA and now here. A . 偶连梦都没梦到过.偶大概素上天的宠儿吧.偶在每狗阶段都获得相当的成功.无论是 高中.大学.CBA还是现在.(接下来就是..嘿嘿..Flip..嘿嘿..) Q . Do you ever dream some days of going back to being just a high school coach again, less pressure, travel, etc.? Q . 刚系利你有想过哪天再回去当高中教练吗?少点压力.旅个行..等等. A . I did when I was in college, and then some of my buddies who are in high school told me I didn't want to go back and deal with politics and parents. So that's the best part here, I've got the best players. … We have agents, but no parents. A . 大学教练时期有想过.但是偶的高中死党们告素偶:"你不会想回去高中搞些政治嘴炮. 应付那些罗哩叭嗦的家长吧?!"嗯..所以在这里还素最棒的.偶有宇宙无敌世界强的球 员.偶们有经纪人.但没有把拔码麻们. Q . Scariest movie you've ever seen? Q . 刚系利你看过最惊声的尖叫电影是啥? A . I'm not a much of a scary movie guy. I tend to go for comedies. A . 偶看过的不多.偶比较喜欢Jim Carrey. Q . Yeah, but some comedies can be so bad they're scary. Q . 是喔.但有些Jim Carrey也是挺惊声尖叫的. A . True. Very true. A . 丢.丢.哩共ㄟ咙丢. Q . Worst snowstorm you've ever been in? Q . 刚系利你曾经历过最大的暴风雪?? A . It was like 1991 and me and Flip (Saunders) were in La Crosse, Wis., in the CBA. We got hit like Oct. 31 with 15 inches of snow. And then two days later, the town hadn't even shoveled out from the first storm, we got hit with another two feet of snow. A . 91年偶和Flip在威斯康辛州的La Crosse,CBA时期时.偶们被拔山倒树而来的15英寸的 积雪攻击.两天後.第一次的雪还没铲完.刚系利老师卡好大水饺的又来一记2英尺的积 雪是怎样.没有必要. Q . That's horrible. I hope you guys canceled practice. Q . 听起来的确很刚系利老师卡好大水饺.我猜你们取消了练习罗. A . Oh, yeah. The town was totally shut down, and really, never recovered that whole winter from that storm. Q . 西底(阿你这不素魏延在讲废言).整狗城素都瘫痪了.说真的.那城素甚至尚未从那场 暴风雪中灰护正常. Q . Best vacation? Q . 最好的假期? A . My wife (Anne) and I went to Cancun without our kids a while back. I don't know if it was the location or not having the kids around and being alone, but we had a really good time. A . 偶和偶内人--安偷偷跑企Cancun的时候.偶不确定是因为那地点特优还素没有小鬼在 旁边的关系.总之王子和公主过着幸福快乐的日子. Q . First car? Q . 第一辆车? A . I was 16 and I had saved up for a light brown Buick Skylark. A . 偶16岁自己存钱买了部浅褐色的Buick Skylark. Q . That's a stylin' car. Q . 那是部乱屌的车车. A . Totally, you're talking back in the early '70s. It had this piece of white carpeting in the very back window that I thought was the coolest thing. I was fly. A . 完全正确.如果素在70年代初的时候.它有片白色地毯料的东东在後面窗户上.偶想那 实在素酷翻了.偶达到天人合一的境界了. Q . You don't exactly seem like a hip-hop guy. Yet you're around it a lot. Any of it rub off? Q . 你看起来完全不嘻哈.但你却围绕着它.你可有掩饰它? A . I am the hip-hop guy on the staff. … You've got to remember, I grew up in the '70s with Earth, Wind and Fire, and Parliament (Funkadelic), all those great groups. A . 在工作人员当中偶素阿...利凶厚记勒.偶在70年代长大.那可是Earth, Wind and Fire, and Parliament (Funkadelic)那些天团的时代. Joanne C. Gerstner (感觉翻完有点虚.请将就) --

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