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标题[转录]Re: [豪洨] 金斧银斧
时间Sun Nov 13 23:59:11 2005
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: JALENROSE (it's in the game) 看板: joke
标题: Re: [豪洨] 金斧银斧
时间: Sun Nov 13 20:24:59 2005
三位樵夫互相吹嘘自己的力气有多大,
『干,我用单手就可以把斧头丢到那小池塘的对面了』
『那有什麽,我敢说国内绝对没有人丢斧头赢的了我』
『是阿,我们还是去国外寻求挑战吧』
下了决心,他们一起前往日本,挑战东京传说中的大湖
『什麽大湖,我看我还是随便丢就丢过去了』第一个樵夫说道
说着一边拿起了他的铁斧头,没想到就在同一个时间,他突然感到跨下一阵奇痒
右手下意识的抓了抓跨下,没想到一抓斧头竟然不小心滑掉
在他的手上划下了好长一道口子
『法克!』樵夫怒骂一声,把斧头重重的摔到地上,没想到斧头竟然弹到湖里了
『扑通!』
这时候,一个女神缓缓的浮了上来,手上拿的正是樵夫的铁斧头
樵夫眼见斧头失而复得,不由得转怒为喜,笑嘻嘻的看着女神
女神:『干 失误了还笑得这麽开心,有没有羞耻心阿』(沉)
第二个樵夫见状,也拿起了他的斧头用力一丢,无奈这位樵夫实在太废
斧头飞了不到10公尺就掉到湖里了
『扑通!』
女神又缓缓的的浮了出来
樵夫:『对,那就是我掉的,你背後的那两把金斧头和银斧头!』
女神:『我斧头都还没拿出来,你怎麽知道我背後是什麽』
樵夫:『.................』
女神:『干,你偷瞄』(沉)
第三位樵夫见状,一把把前两位樵夫推开,『我来!』
樵夫大喊一声『喔伊喔伊喔~~~』同时奋力将上的斧头掷出!
看着斧头飞行的抛物线,樵夫以为一定可以飞过对岸,
不由得兴奋的举起右手,大叫着:『出去了!』『出去了!』
『扑通!』
只见女神又缓缓的浮了出来
『干 你以为这里是台中吗』
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