作者Carreras (古 典 爱 乐)
看板Phillies
标题[侠义]好乐迪、卡本特三英战巨蟒
时间Mon Jan 2 23:29:04 2012
Three former Jays, including Roy Halladay,
rescue snake bite victim
http://www.thestar.com/sports/baseball/article/1109419
Good thing this snake didn’t try a squeeze play.
还好这条蛇 没有来个牺牲触击强迫取分 XDD
(废话 笨孔当然知道是说蛇来个卷卷功 ~.~/ )
A Brazilian angler — bitten on the rear end and his boat motor torn away
by an angry anaconda — was reportedly rescued by an Amazon fishing party
that included Phillies pitcher Roy Halladay, Cardinals counterpart Chris
Carpenter and ex-closer B.J. Ryan.
一个巴西的钓客 遭到河里(或河边)的巨蟒攻击尾椎 船失去了动力
危急存亡之秋 恰巧遇上亚马逊钓鱼团
而里面刚好有两位武力high-90的五虎上将
Roy Halladay &
Chris Carpenter
及一位88的马岱 欧不是... 是前蓝鸟终结者~
必捷莱恩
Last month, the three former Blue Jays were part of a fishing excursion
deep in the jungles of South America when they came across a local man
who had just been bitten by a snake, the Huffington Post reports.
在蓝鸟时代结识的三英 上个月参加了亚马逊书店
欧 笔误 是亚马逊森林的钓鱼探险团
恰巧撞见有人遭到巨大的生物攻击
The fishing party discovered the bare-naked man perched in a tree near
a battered canoe, the website reports.
那男的蜷在独木舟边恰好有的一根树枝上
"The snake apparently bit him on the ass but he was able to free himself
before the snake wrapped him up," according to a witness, Skeet Reese,
the 2007 Bassmaster Angler of the Year and the 2009 Bassmaster Classic
Champion.
那只巨蟒 显然咬了他的屁屁
不过幸好他能逃过巨蟒的一击必缠功
否则被他缠上喏 小命大概就玩完喏
说话的是谁? 没臭!
他就是当时 好乐迪投出完美比赛後
费球团为他举办庆功仪式
录了一段影片在市银播出
说季後冬天 要带好乐迪去加拿大钓鱼的
鲈鱼大赛冠军 Skeet Reese (登登登登)
(用江江江江好像怪怪的 所以汉江甭哭..下次再让你露脸)
"Instead the snake wrapped around his motor on the back of his little
14-foot dugout canoe and tore it off the back of his boat. Doc (Halladay)
and I helped him gather his gear and flip the boat back over and then
towed him home," Reese wrote on his blog.
敢情 史前巨蟒是先缠住了独木舟的後端 也就是引擎
然後把独木舟给卷了一圈 也就是翻船啦...
好乐迪跟我一起帮他重拾动力
(gather his gear 笨孔不确定啦 叫英文系的来!)
把船再给翻回来 然後用旅行团的艨艟 帮他牵引独木舟回家
"You could definitely see the bite mark on his ass, but he was able to fight
it off; amazing."
你清晰可见他屁屁上的咬痕
但这仁兄居然能逃出冥河 回到人间 真乃亚马逊不思议!
It's unclear if the fisherman was stranded when the pitching party happened
upon him, or how weakened he was from the bite and the struggle with the snake.
不确定的是 他们究竟是加入史前巨蟒的奋战
还是说 遇到这仁兄时 他已奄奄一息 而巨蟒不知去向 ?
During the trip, Reese revealed Carpenter also injured his toe while moving
from boat to boat.
管他的 反正演义就是酱 道听涂说传三手 就变成喏神话 :
五虎上将卡本特还在血战中 弄伤了脚趾头
As mentioned during their recent playoff matchup, Halladay and Carpenter
are good friends.
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Although anacondas are not venomous, they are one of the largest snakes
in the world and they wrap around their prey and basically squeeze the life
out of it.
据说这巴西巨蟒是没有毒的 他唯一的必杀技
就是把你活活变成手卷 外面包一层海苔
During the 2011 Division Series between the Cards and Phillies the close
friendship between Carp and Doc Halladay was mentioned often. All three
pitcher are former Toronto Blue Jays.
好乐迪葛格 俺其实不关心您的安危
俺只 care 您啾竟 有没有拿出Cutter神功
~
把巨蟒大卸八段 然後嗑了千年蛇胆 ~
~
不小心武力就从99 一下破表冲到107 <( ′-`)y-~
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David Brian Cone Mets KC Jays NYY BOS SP
Ht: 6'1" Wt: 190 Bat: L Throw: R Born:
1-2-63 Kansas City
YR Team W L ERA IP BB
SO 1999.7.18
Perfect Game
94 Royals 16 5
2.94 171.2 54 132
1994 Cy Young Award
98 Yankees 20 7 3.55 207.2 59 209
1998 AL Wins Leader
Ttl 14-Year
180 102 3.19 2590.0 985 2420
'90'91'92 StrikeOut King
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1F:推 leoturkey:感觉好玄XD 01/02 23:31
2F:推 HankJiang:蓝鸟三侠之亚马逊传奇(误) 01/02 23:33
3F:推 afulet:2012开季新球路-蛇球! 01/02 23:41
4F:推 HankJiang:会转的那种吗0.0!! 01/02 23:44
5F:推 ColbyRasmus:他们此行没什麽大收获,Doc最後一天差点钓到一尾大鱼 01/03 00:07
6F:→ ColbyRasmus:有多大呢,听说像杀人鲸那麽大 (太豪洨了 XD) 01/03 00:08
7F:推 HankJiang:杀人鲸0.0! 01/03 00:50
8F:推 hsf0318:应该是帮他把他的装备打包好的意思 01/03 09:27
9F:→ Carreras: hs鞑靼泥跑不掉喏 您就成了偶们传说中的特约翻译 耶 ^^Y 01/03 19:04
10F:推 adu:努力了好久我终於看懂费城版的文章了~~~(喷泪奔跑) 01/03 21:21
11F:→ Carreras: 快乐希望的ㄚ扁说: 有那麽严重吗 ~.~/ 01/03 21:26
12F:推 hsf0318:咦咦!?!? 我没有小孔恩那麽会翻啊~~ (泪奔) 01/04 00:09
13F:推 arbalest:怎麽这麽欢乐XD 01/04 21:35
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