祝天下的母亲，母亲节快乐 ====================以上废文================ ====================以下也是废文============ 有人贴了一个...谜之影片给我，祝母亲节快乐... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E70VT7vXbWI ====================以下歌词================ Andy Samberg: Oh dang. Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg? Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day. Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her. Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed. Justin Timberlake: Damn I forgot it too. Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided. What the hell are we gonna do? Justin Timberlake: My moms been so for long ever since my daddy left. Andy Samberg: cold. Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test. Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray. Justin Timberlake: Word Andy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. Both: Hold up! Justin Timberlake: You thinkin what I'm thinkin? Andy Samberg: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too. Both: Slow up! Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg? Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break em off Show em how much they really mean Cause... I'm a Mother Lover You're a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers Both: Fuckin' each others moms Pushin' that place that you came out as a baby Aint no doubt that shit is crazy Both: Fuckin' each others moms Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover Andy Samberg: I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful Andy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your mom Justin Timberlake: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle Both: Show'd off! Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile Both: Straight up! Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle Justin Timberlake: This the perfect plan Andy Samberg: For a perfect Mothers Day Justin Timberlake: They have to rename this one Both: All up under the covers day Cause I'm a Mother Lover You're a Mother Lover We should fuck each others mothers Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each others moms I'll push in that place Where you came out as a baby Aint no doubt that shit is crazy Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each others moms Andy Samberg: Break it down Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-father Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-father Andy Samberg: I'll let you do my mother make me another brother. And I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber Justin Timberlake: OH! Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover Andy Samberg: Happy Mother's Day ===================================== -- 行为： 在家│微笑│留须│搭讪│看书│搭肩│运动│流汗│睡着│关心｜温柔│豪迈 帅哥： 孝顺│阳光│有型│问候│斯文│亲切│活力│性感｜可爱│好甜｜体贴│英雄 丑男： 米虫│变态│拉褟│性骚│好蠢│色魔│减肥│好臭｜懒惰│恶心｜娘炮│粗汉 宅男： 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 ｜ 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 │ 宅 --

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