作者armageddon (就进了两球!)
看板Oasis
标题[新闻] 亲爱的超级巨星:诺尔盖勒格
时间Fri Sep 19 19:01:06 2008
Blender 的歌迷问答式文章
http://www.blender.com/articles/default.aspx?key=40536&pg=0
http://www.blender.com/articles/default.aspx?key=40536&pg=1
http://www.blender.com/articles/default.aspx?key=40536&pg=2
头子的回答还是很好笑XD
You once worked as a roadie. Did your job include procuring drugs
for the band?
Fertile.green, Columbia, MO
The band, the Inspiral Carpets, didn’t take drugs, so there was
more for the crew. I look back on those days as some of the best of my
life. No photographs, no interviews. Just get up in the morning, make
sure the gear works, do the gig and then fucking party.
Your new album is called Dig Out Your Soul, which doesn’t make
much sense. None of your album titles make sense. Do you have trouble
naming albums?
Noeliam87, Meriden, CT
Never Mind the Bollocks, Here’s the Sex Pistols—does that make
sense? Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band—does that make sense? Dig
Out Your Soul is a metaphor for DJ’ing, when you get out a soul record.
The double meaning is, you can also try and find yourself. I wouldn’t
expect Americans to get it.
(哎呀米国人不懂的啦XD )
Dude, Jay-Z did an Oasis song at the Glastonbury Festival this
summer after you questioned whether he belonged there. Why don’t Oasis
do a version of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems”?
Rosiyoung, Seattle
That’s ridiculous. What did I think of Jay-Z doing “Wonderwall”
? It was pretty- funny. But I’m not sure one should be seen in public
with a white Stratocaster.
I’m an aesthetician and I have to wonder: Has a girlfriend ever
tried to get you to tweeze your unibrow?
Tanman41, Oxford, MI
(你的女友有试着拔你的双眉之间的毛吗?)
I don’t speak to my girlfriends. [Laughs.] No. My eyebrows are
wild and free, man.
(老兄,我的浓眉可是很狂野自由的唷)
What was the last gift you gave your brother Liam?
Sweetnsalty, Pullman, WA
I bought him a necklace that John Lennon used to wear, but that
was years ago. I’m very difficult to buy for, too. When my birthday
comes round, I say to my girlfriend, “Let’s just go out and get drunk.”
(诺尔流的过生日方式就是出门喝个烂醉)
What was the stupidest thing you bought when you became rich?
Now_im_64, Denver
I had built for me a customized 1967 Mark II Jaguar convertible
at a cost of £110,000, and I haven’t got a driving license. It’s
useless to me. I ordered this car and thought, By the time they build
it, I will have passed my driving test. By the time I got a call saying
they were delivering it, I’d forgotten all about it. Outside my house
was this fucking £110,000 Jag. I couldn’t even remember ordering it.
(Noel 跟海绵宝宝一样永远拿不到驾照?)
How many pints can you handle before you’re on your knees?
Woody2oo4, Durham, U.K.
I can drink all fucking day and night and it doesn’t put a dent
in me.
What are the most typically British things about you?
Landon, Keni, Berkshire, U.K.
My sense of humor and my sense of style. We might have shit
teeth, but we’ve got better clothes and better music, and that’s the
end of that.
(典型的英式幽默、还有我的风格!我们也许一口烂牙,但我们的衣服和音乐
都比较优)
What are the three things you do when you check into a hotel
room?
Klapadam, Fordoche, LA
I phone home and see how my girlfriend and kids are, then I get
in the shower and check out my surroundings. I love hotels. I love being
in America when the football season’s on. I’m probably the only
Englishman who understands the rules of American football. I was on acid
one night when I was a teenager, and I just got it. It was a revelation.
Never got baseball, though. Fuck that. It goes on for - fucking hours.
(头子旅馆 check in 後三件事:打电话回家和女友小孩通话、冲个澡、
看看周围环境。Noel 看的懂美式足球─ 但棒球就敬谢不敏了。要打个他
X的无数个小时)
I’m handing you a gun with four bullets. Do you take out Radiohead
or do you take out Coldplay?
Setfreesimon, Daytona Beach, FL
(给你一把枪和四颗子弹,你想要干掉 Radiohead 还是 Coldplay?)
I’d take out neither. Chris Martin’s a friend of mine. And I
think Radiohead’s guitarist, Jonny Greenwood, is a fucking genius.
Every time I see them live they blow me away. But Radiohead are not as
good as people think they are. They’ve been making the same record for
the last five years, if you ask me.
(都不会。克里斯马丁是我的朋友。而我认为强尼格林伍德是他X的天才。
每次我看他们的现场都会被炸。但 Radiohead 其实没有人们认为的那麽好。
如果你问我的话,他们这五年来一直在作同一张唱片。)
Why can’t I ever find any good new rock bands? Every time I turn
on the radio, it’s nothing but rap. What the fuck is happening?
Mph1978, Amsterdam, NY
(为啥我没有看到任何一个不错的新团?每次我打开收音机都只有 rap。他X的
到底怎麽了?)
There’s still a lot of good rock & roll: Black Mountain are
incredible, Mando Diao, a band from North London called the Jim Jones
Revue. Unfortunately, we live in the age of rap and R&B. Don’t listen
to the radio, that’s my advice.
(还是有一些不错的摇滚团:Black Mountain、Mando Diao 还有个北伦敦团
Jim Jones Revue。不幸地,我们活在一个 rap 和 R&B 的年代。我的建议是
不要听广播。)
I’ve read that you and your brother don’t speak to your dad.
What was the last straw that made you decide to end the relationship?
Athomepap, Anaheim, CA
He was a violent man, and violence toward my mother was the last
straw. We were teenagers. It makes me fervently believe in the cosmic law
of karma—little did he know that 15 years from that point, his two sons
were going to be in one of the biggest fucking bands ever to come out of
England. I sit and chuckle about that sometimes.
What will Amy Winehouse be doing in two years?
Whuddashamey, Munster, IN
Who gives a shit? People like that have got no pride in themselves.
My message to her would be: Go make another record, or did the pressure of
this one fry your little brain so you became a junkie? I don’t care for
fuck-ups.
When will you finally make a solo album?
Pil, Nuuk, Greenland
(单飞?)
I’d like for us to do separate projects after this record. We’d
all have to agree on it, so it will probably never happen. I’ve got loads
of new songs. Somewhat predictably, they’re all brilliant.
(我希望这张专辑之後我们分别作些自己的东西。但这需要我们全体都同意,
所以可能永远不会成真。我有很多新歌,很好预测地,它们都很棒。)
I was close to the front at your Arena Newcastle gig on the Don’t
Believe the Truth tour. I had a sleeveless Nike vest on. You looked at me
funny. Did the top make me look gay?
Marley_Urwin, Newcastle Upon Tyne, U.K.
(哈哈我也在第一排耶但是没印象有这家伙XD )
I would have thought so, yeah. Sleeve- less tops are a no-no.
(无袖背心,恶)
I read you held up a corner shop when you were a kid. What kind of
weapon did you have? And what’s a corner shop?
Charleebitez, Janesville, MN
I didn’t “hold up” the corner shop. We don’t do weapons in
England. A corner shop is just a grocery store on the corner. Two ladies
ran it, and I think we robbed a load of cigarettes and sold them to buy
drugs. [Looks guilty.] I got caught.
(年少轻狂?!XD )
What’s the most important thing for me to remember if I get into
a fight?
TimBoslyce, Richmond, VA
Make sure the other guy’s not carrying a knife. Do I still fight
Liam? Yeah. The only way anyone will win is who dies first. When he’s
87 years old, if he dies before me, I’ll say, “See?”
How would your third album, Be Here Now, have turned out if you
hadn’t discovered cocaine?
Nathanputtick, Melbourne, Australia
(第三张专辑 Be Here Now 如果没有古柯硷的话会变成什麽样子呢?)
It would have been a lot shorter, and it would have had better
lyrics. The royalties were coming in from Morning Glory—we were rich,
and we went bananas, doing more drugs than any Colombian. Can I just point
out that Be Here Now did sell 9.5 million copies? If any band sells 9.5
million albums this year, I’ll fucking shit in my trousers.
(将会短很多,歌词也会比较好。“晨光荣耀”之後我们超有钱,然後举止不太
正常,嗑了比哥伦比亚人还多的药。我可以再次重申一下 Be Here Now 卖出了
九百五十万张吗?如果今年任何一团能卖超过九百五十万,我他X的会挫屎在裤
子上。)
(Coldplay 应该有吧?XD )
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1F:推 zygotic:感谢国父大大不辞劳苦的翻译,这篇相当有趣!! 09/20 04:44
2F:推 frdabest:真的很有趣,不过也有很多奇怪的问题XDDDD 09/21 15:55