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wit 富有机智的人;说话风趣的人;才子 http://tw.dictionary.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&p=wit Our Kid 在这项调查中名列第十。 (仅撷取 Liam 部分) The Oasis singer, famed for his drunken antics and abrasive attitude, once said of his brother Noel, "I'd do time for him. I love him. Me and him are cool. If anyone stepped on his toes, I'd cut them off." Quotes from Britain's top ten wits 1 Oscar Wilde: "Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast." 2 Spike Milligan: "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree." 3 Stephen Fry: "It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue" 4 Jeremy Clarkson: "We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging. I want to drive around in a Terminator, not the heroine in an EM Forster novel." 5 Sir Winston Churchill: "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." 6 Paul Merton: "My school days were the happiest of my life: which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty five years." 7 Noel Coward: "Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade." 8 William Shakespeare: "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." 9 Brian Clough: "I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one" 10 Liam Gallagher: "She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book." (on Victoria Beckham) Telegragh: Oscar Wilde voted greatest British wit http://tinyurl.com/2f43h8 --



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