NME date: September 26th 2001 It's 11am, September 12th, 2001, the morning after the beginning of the end of the world. Come in, we've been expecting you…… "What a fucking waste! Of life!…..There's gonna be a race war…You just fear for sanity…..You know what they're like in the Midwest, fucking old Chip polishing his old M16 he uses to kill deer sat watching it thinking, 'Right! Where's the nearest fucking Arab?'…. Religious fanatics…you can't argue with these people…. Nostradamus…. George Bush's dad is just gonna be, 'Son? This is your destiny!'…. Well, it's the end of the world, innit?… At the end of the day, fuck 'em….. They're all mad! No wonder we fucking take drugs! It's just fucking……. fucking….. spectacularly fucked up! Right! Get me on the front of this fucking paper before it all goes pear-shaped...." 以上是头子对这次 911 事件惊吓过度，没有条理的胡言乱语:p Noel Gallagher, like everyone else in Britain, has spent most of the last 21 hours watching, as he says, "people falling out the fucking sky". Here, meanwhile, in a vast, white photo studio in north London, the sometime 'crisis' between the sometime Brothers Grim has reached an unprecedented peacetime harmony. This is Liam'n'Noel's first NME interview together since ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ ^^^^^^ the 'Wibbling Rivalry' cavalcade of 1995 which defined their ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ relation-fookin'-ship, forever-you-coont-fook-off. Today, they arrive together, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ on time, sober, like best pals, brothers and bandmates who appear to be in ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^ exactly the same band. Things between them, these days, are "great!", they simply "got it all sorted". 这段是对比当对岸美国爆发有史以来最令人震惊的恐怖行动的同时， 在英国这对盖勒格兄弟却正经历他们关系中最和谐平静的阶段。 今次的 NME 专访，是他们俩继 '95 年共处一室接受访问大干对方关系破裂後， (那次整个互谯过程被路下来出了名为'Wibbling Rivalry'的单曲，爬上 34 名...) 第一次再度“共同”接受访问;) 呵有没有注意到那个很长用来形容他俩以往关系的合成形容词 "relation-fookin'-ship, forever-you-coont-fook-off" (中文直译有点像是“关*他妈的*系，永远-你-混蛋-他妈的-给我滚”) 现在可是同进同出，真如亲兄弟，好朋友，乐团夥伴一样呢^-^~ Noel is every bit the chief-quip raconteur we've come to expect, a small, neat, sober-clothed 34-year-old, wandering around speaking to everyone about the horrors of humanity while simultaneously flicking through NME. "…..and she's a cunt (Courtney Love). There's nowt fucking cosmic about them (Cosmic Rough Riders). And why the fuck give them (Hear'Say) a review, man?" 呵访问者描述到 Noel 如预期般的“头子气质”和 符合 34 岁的装扮， 头子边翻着 NME 边有感而发人性的恐怖...嘿嘿当然也少不了东批一下 Courtney 西谯一下 Cosmic Rough Riders 以及 Hear'Say 罗:p Liam, meanwhile, is a human homage to the word Defiant. Quiet, at least compared to Noel, he's equally buoyant and a great deal more blunt, wearing a ^^^^^^^^^ crisp shiny-blue kagoul up to his chin and enormous, rimless, rock star shades, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ the light from his gigantic blue eyes beaming straight through the plastic anyway. 划起来的部分是近期标准的 Liam 装扮，有两个重点： 1. 要穿有拉链的外套，并拉至下巴的高度。 2. 要戴极大、无边、摇滚明星般的墨镜 When his fellow aliens land wondering what all that banging's about on the blue planet, they might ask for the definition of this rock'n'roll caper they've heard so much about. Well, that's your fellow, right there. Harder, and even more Mancunian than you think he is; nuclear sarcasm itself, disguising colossal inner mirth. He's a bit, you know, mental. 呵这段很妙耶，笔者说假如我们邻近的外星人来访询问这个蓝色星球最近“磅”的一声 是怎麽回事，它们倒可以先请教 Liam 上面着名的“摇滚角落”有什麽涵义咧;) 然後它们就会发现原来地球上住着一个同类──极端矛盾而疯狂。 (其中有些单字还要再查...) Eighteen months ago, in Barcelona, after that night's Oasis show was cancelled (drummer Alan White's arm seized up), the band drank the DNA out of their rider (San Miguel, Rioja, Temprenillas, vodka, gin, Jack Daniel's), Liam said ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ something which remains unspeakable about Noel's then wife Meg Mathews and Noel punched him out, declared he was quitting touring overseas altogether, and Oasis played on, Noel-free. Ever since, through the Carling Weekend 2000, the one sober/one slaughtered Wembley shows, the 2001 Black Crowes gigs in America and tours in South America, Japan and Thailand, the world has waited ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ with increasing indifference for the sometime biggest, and sometime best, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ band in the world to put itself, tragically, out of its misery. Pthrt! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ They didn't invent 'Live Forever' for now. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 回溯从去年初头子在巡回中出走到现在的概况， 怪怪把那麽多种酒混在一起喝，取名叫 DNA，难怪会大打出手-_-~ 还观察到其中这个世界是如何冷眼旁观这个自认“最大”“最棒”团走出阴霾， 感叹 "Live Forever" 绝对不是为现在这样的局面而存在的... Meanwhile, both Gallagher marriages imploded and Liam now has another son, Gene, with Nicole Appleton, while Noel still has one daughter, Anais, and a new girlfriend, Sara. Right now, the Gallaghers are on two adjacent sofas, Noel seated upright, and Liam 'seated' completely horizontally. 盖勒格兄弟的生儿育女，婚姻状况， 在各自於沙发上取得舒服的姿势後(Noel 垂直坐，Liam 水平躺着坐;) 便开始了今次的访问。 To be continued 待续... -- Thou shalt not give a shite about what anyone think and not let anyone in your way. 你们应当不去鸟别人怎麽想 而且不要让任何人阻挡你的路。 --NoelRock. 10 Commandments of Oasis --

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