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标题[转录][新闻] 甜瓜: 我有熊庹 不应该被禁赛
时间Fri Mar 6 02:02:16 2009
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作者: celestial318 (强尼) 看板: NBA
标题: [新闻] 甜瓜: 我有熊庹 不应该被禁赛
时间: Thu Mar 5 21:38:53 2009
http://www.nba.com/2009/news/03/04/carmelo.apology.ap/index.html
Nuggets star Carmelo Anthony says he wishes George Karl would have kept his
insubordination a secret but promises next time his coach tries to sub for him
, he'll sprint right to the bench like a kid lunging for an empty seat at
musical chairs.
金块当家球星甜瓜说希望教练能把他耍大小姐脾气的事情当作他们之间的一个小秘密,
也跟他保证下次教练要换他下场的时候,他会以玩大风吹的速度去抢板凳的位置。
"I'm going to run. I'm going to run to the bench. I'm going to run hard to the
bench," Anthony pledged Wednesday after practicing with the team for the first
time since his one-game suspension for refusing to come out of Denver's game at
Indiana on Sunday night.
甜瓜在星期三参加了被禁赛一场後的首度练球。禁赛起因於星期天晚上对金牌强队杀手溜
马的比赛中,甜瓜头壳坏去不想要拿到限量的强队证明,於是慎重的否决了教练要将他换
下场的提议。 "跑跑跑,向前跑,奔向板凳和饮料~" 甜瓜一面跳着新学的舞步,一面保
证这将会是他以後最喜欢做的事情。
Anthony, who had been mired in a shooting funk, had just hit a couple of shots
late in the third quarter against the Pacers and said he felt his hot hand
merited his staying in the game, so he refused to be subbed for Linas Kleiza.
当天开赛後,甜瓜的状态始终不佳。不过在热身了许久後,终於如愿进入了二档。身为球
队的一哥,不想被Kleiza替换下场,也很合逻辑。
Karl was incredulous.
但卡组长眉头一皱,觉得案情并不单纯。
"There was not much anger there. It was more of a shock when it happened," Karl
said Wednesday. "We sat down and decided that was kind of the mantra of our
season, to be more focused, more disciplined, more professional.
"当时我的反应并不如波许般[超干]如此激烈,顶多是到[震惊]的程度。" 卡组长说道。
"在季初我们就订好了帮规: 要更专注、更专业、更有纪律。所以那时我当下的OS是:说
好的纪律呢?"
"And that crossed the line."
甜瓜当下的行为的确是太超过了。
So, after conferring with the team's brain trust, Karl suspended Anthony for
the Nuggets' game Tuesday night at Detroit.
因此,在与球队的幕後黑手开过会後,卡组长决定在星期二对活塞的比赛对甜瓜施予等级
一的禁赛惩罚。
Anthony watched the Pistons' 100-95 win from the team hotel and rejoined his
teammates afterward for the flight home, then met with Karl before Wednesday's
workout.
於是甜瓜快乐的宅在旅馆看着Billups与他好兄弟们那令人热泪盈眶的重逢,之後便跟着球
队飞回丹佛,并在星期三的体能训练前抽空与卡组长幽会。
"It was just me wanting to be in there, wanting to play, wanting to finish that
run that we just had," Anthony explained in his first public comments about the
incident. "... If I was wrong, I was wrong. I don't think I can be wrong for
wanting to win a basketball game and trying to help my team win."
"我当时留在场上只有一个原因: 教练,我想打篮球阿!" 甜瓜在对於此事件的首度公开评
论中解释道。 "我只是想打球也有错吗? 人家三井翘了两年练球都可以了,我只是想要留
在场上帮助球队赢球而已。这样是错在哪了? 五楼你说说看!"
Karl said there was a thin line between passionate play and insubordination and
his star player crossed it by crossing the coach.
卡组长则认为在对於比赛热血和不服从教练的指示之间还是有着那麽一条那麽微妙的界线
,而甜瓜当时则是踩到了他的地雷。
"I didn't want to come out," Anthony said. "If you look at it that deeply, then
yeah, I maybe was wrong. I should have come out of the game, but if you're a
basketball player, you know how you feel when you get something going finally
and you're about to sit, your competitiveness all comes out."
"我当时真的很不想要下场。" 甜瓜说道。 "好啦如果你们那麽靠盃要用放大镜来检视我
的行为,那麽我承认我当时的确是有那麽一咪咪错。我应该再更潇洒的一点下场。但假使
你是个受过专业训练的球员,当你手风顺却又即将要下去坐板凳的时候,这种感觉很差,
且会激发你体内的兽性。这种感觉很难形容,不过我当时内心是出现了这样的画面:
(真‧杂鱼 最强地球人克林死於弗力札之手)
悟空: 弗力札,我真的生气了阿阿阿阿阿 !!!!!
当悟空好不容易戴好绿色的隐形眼镜,把头发染成金黄色後
..那美克星爆炸了 所有正道死於非命...
林老师勒!有人会做这样的安排吗?十楼哩工跨卖。
What Karl wanted was for Anthony to come out.
但卡组长要的很简单,他只是想要甜瓜下场,而不是请他去拯救银河系。
"I think it was a combination of different feelings, he wasn't playing very
well and he finally made some shots and his reaction was overboard," Karl said
"他当时的心情想必是很复杂的。他终於突破场上的瓶颈并开始进球了。但你要知道,不
是学会了龟派气功,克林就不会被秒杀,他当时是有点激动。" 卡组长说道。
"And I get to play policeman."
"所以我只好cos波丽士大人来对他进行处罚。"
Anthony said he should have gotten off with a warning.
甜瓜却认为棒球都要三好球才会出局,再怎麽样也应该先给他个警告吧。
"Well, I mean, when somebody comes to sub you out, I guess you're supposed to
go out. Like I said, it was one of those things where I felt like I wanted to
stay in the game and make a run and try to win that game," Anthony said.
"是没错啦,偶尔也要下场休息一下给别人表现的机会。但你要知道,我是无可取代的,
不像阿联一样有替身。我也绝对不是在马後炮,那场比赛若我还在场上,新闻标题一定
是: [陆闻] 貌似阿联附身 甜瓜男孩率金块痛宰步行者。"
"In my eyes I thought the situation was minute," he added. "Nobody knew what
happened. ... Some of my teammates didn't even know what happened. The only
people who knew was me, George and the person that was coming to sub me in."
甜瓜补充道 "我跟教练说这件事只有你知道,我知道跟独眼龙Kleiza知道而已。根本就是
件鸡毛蒜皮的小事。"
That's not the point, Karl said.
但卡组长认为这梗完全不好笑,而且也不是重点所在。
To understand Karl's reaction, it helps to remember that he found himself in
a somewhat similar situation in Milwaukee several years ago when he was
coaching the Bucks and Tim Thomas refused to return to the court in the final
minute of a blowout at Denver.
这类的事情是卡组长心中永远的痛,因为几年前他掌公鹿队兵符时,在对丹佛的比赛中
Tim Thomas也曾经在第四节拒绝他的调度而乖乖下场。由此可见这可能不是球员或教练
的问题,因为关键字是: "丹"佛。
Karl wanted to suspend Thomas, but team owner Herb Kohl wouldn't go along with
it, reasoning that nobody had seen him refusing Karl's instructions, so it was
best to keep a lid on it. Karl lost that argument and his relationship with
both Thomas and Kohl cooled after that.
当时卡组长也想要对Thomas施予等级一的禁赛,但当时的老板Kohl却认为他应该把他的
mana省下来去做些更有意义的事,何况当时既没人证也没物证,所以最後还是把事情压
了下来。卡组长坳不赢Kohl,只能在背後默默用草人插针诅咒他们,与他们的关系也逐渐
降至冰点。
This time, the Nuggets backed Karl 100 percent, and Karl made his point loud
and clear.
但这次情况不同,金块队的高层十分流行的以一首歌表明了他们对卡组长的态度:
"PartyBoy之道 兄弟为你撑腰 Boom~ Yeah~ Boom~ Let's get this party crazy!
万一你又出包 有我帮你罩 Boom~ Yeah~ Boom~ Let Karl be the party boy!"
"As an organization, we talked about it and we had to ... come down in a
strong way," Karl said.
"但我们是一个很严谨的组织,规矩是不容许随便破坏的,该处罚的就是要处罚。就如同
屍魂界一样,就算听到处刑消息,重度妹控白哉也只能乖乖认命。"
"I'm not a big believer in suspensions. I don't necessarily like them. I think
they're probably more uncomfortable to me than anybody," Karl said. "But I
think there's certain situations where they are necessary."
"大家都知道我人很nice的,我也一向不喜欢以禁赛这种处分来对待球员。但遗憾的是,
在某些情况下,为了不负我组长的威名,也只好采取这种手段。"
Interestingly, Anthony never apologized for his actions, either in his chat
with the media or his 20-minute meeting with Karl.
厉害的是,甜瓜与卡组长间的meeting明明完全没有进度可以报,但他还是死鸭子嘴硬不
肯利用道歉来拖延时间,撑了整整20分钟。对外也是一副若无其事的样子。
"I think there was just a moving on kind of conversation," Karl said. "I don't
know if the word 'apology' was there, but I think we all feel that we're in a
good place. We're excited about the challenge and it's best right now to forget
about it and move on."
"虽然我没有从甜瓜口中套出道歉两个字,但是经过这次谈话後我们已经达成共识。我想
对他说的就是: 再出发,再出发吧!你是阮ㄟ第一名!"
Anthony, who will return to action Thursday night against Portland, and Karl
both said there was no rift between them.
甜瓜即将在星期四对拓荒者的比赛回到场上,而在套过招後两人也异口同声的表示他们
之间绝对没有因此产生任何嫌隙。
"I never had any words with George. We never had an argument. It was just, you
know, he took a stance on what happened and the result was a suspension,"
Anthony said.
甜瓜说道 "我从来没有为这件事向教练提过只字片语。(那meeting怎麽搞的?传纸条还是
用手语?) 我们从来没吵过架。他只是表明了他的立场,而下场就是我被禁赛这样。
And he said he understands Karl's position.
甜瓜也很贴心的说他了解教练的囧境。
"He's got to do his job. He's got to coach. We've got to play. I mean, at all
times during the 82-game season, everybody's not going to always agree, and
that was just one of them times I didn't agree," Anthony said. "I didn't want
to come out of the game."
"这是教练的工作,虽然他做的不怎麽样,但还是得做。就像提到KG乡民们的反应会不一
样,有人认为他超没品,有人认为他真男人,人多嘴杂,不可能整季大家的意见都一置。
这次就是刚好我不同意把我换下场的这个举动罢了。"
Anthony said it won't happen again, and Karl said he believes him.
甜瓜对天发誓这种情况不会再发生了,而教练也愿意相信他。
"I was shocked it happened at all," Karl said. "So, I'm probably very convinced
that it won't happen again."
"我在当下的(ㄍㄢˋ)而(ㄋㄧˇ)且(ㄌㄠˇ)确(ㄇㄚˇ)有被惊吓到。" 卡组长说。"不过
我相信他,不让他领便当好有机会继续破格。"
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108F:推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDcowbayXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/05 23:50
109F:推 chicken1016:推啦 超KUSO 03/05 23:55
110F:推 aerith0530:好棒的翻译~~万一以後看不到怎麽办~~~~~>"< 03/05 23:57
111F:推 minealan:XDDDDDDD 03/06 00:17
112F:推 whibear:我看成胡瓜 03/06 00:40
113F:推 AmdsLancelot:哈哈哈 好笑 03/06 00:42
114F:推 chingGTW:梗超多XD 03/06 00:45
115F:推 answerai3:很好笑~ 03/06 00:48
116F:推 discoco:推用心~ 03/06 01:00
117F:推 pypypy:版主...给个m吧...赞~~ 03/06 01:05
118F:推 yeustream:满有趣的~可是有的地方加油添醋地稍多了点,像最後翻译甜 03/06 01:09
119F:→ yeustream:瓜的那段话,没对照原文差点真以为甜瓜敢说囧卡做得不怎 03/06 01:10
120F:→ yeustream:麽样咧~ 03/06 01:10
121F:推 PhenomFX:泪笑推 03/06 01:11
122F:推 lanth123:我再想说这文章会爆一定是战文 结果居然是XDDD 03/06 01:19
123F:推 DM1984:有校友推 03/06 01:20
124F:推 lance7:借转丹丹版 03/06 02:01
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