作者xfilel (xfilel)
看板Nintendo
标题[闲聊] joystiq制造的E3最佳新闻稿
时间Wed May 10 21:45:40 2006
When hordes of gamers stand in line at a press conference, eagerly awaiting a
disgruntled security guard to open the doors and let them storm through, the
conversations one can overhear seem to fluctuate wildly between intriguing and
painfully moronic. One of these discussions, which nestles snugly between those
two extremes, was regarding the PS3's rather hefty cost. It didn't take long
for someone to make the joke that the PS3 is just about worth its weight in
gold. The remarks got a few laughs, despite the fact that current gold prices
don't quite match up to such a claim.
The $599 PS3 is, however, worth its weight in Uranium. The radioactive
substance so popular amongst terrorists is expected to hit $54 a pound this
year, meaning that if you choose to buy 11 pounds of Uranium (and why wouldn't
you?), you'll actually end up saving $5. Cutting-edge console and Blu-Ray
player, or a vast quantity of apocalyptic material? Not an easy decision to
make, but either investment will likely end up blowing you away (sorry).
我们之前期待的争论的为之烦躁不安的消息-ps3的售价-终於公布了,很好,$599。实
际上,当一些人为这个定价而目瞪口呆的时候,早有脑子转的快的人士得出这样的结论:
这个定价是按照ps3本体的重量×黄金的价格 然後得出的,当然,现在的黄金价好像有些
偏离。而实际上,这个定价实际由来是 ps3本体的重量×铀的价格 。作为在恐怖分子中
间很流行的放射性物质:铀,今年的价格是$54/磅。也就是说,如果你改变主意而去买
11磅铀,你还会节省下$5。
现在的问题就是,你是打算买ps3还是去买铀?当然,无论哪个决定都会让你最终随风而
逝。
url:
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/05/09/ps3-worth-its-weight-in-uranium/
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1F:推 NintendoFans:继导弹以後, 这次变核弹了吗@@a 05/10 21:46
2F:推 BlueDays:感谢翻译 ^^ 这个新闻稿怎麽全篇挖苦意味浓厚... XD 05/10 21:47
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