作者NetsFan (随时做好准备)
看板Nets
标题NBA draft's winners and losers (Yahoo Sports)
时间Fri Jun 29 21:15:29 2007
NBA draft's winners and losers
By Dan Wetzel, Yahoo! Sports
WINNER: Sean Williams – The Boston College shot blocker was booted off the
team in midseason for repeated drug test failures. But he still went No. 17
to the New Jersey Nets, and he should be a great pickup. The good news is the
Nets shouldn't have to worry about Williams smoking any more pot because, as
we all know, NBA players never do stuff like that. He'll be insulated from
the weed culture of America. It's like an alcoholic joining the Mormons.
Nothing bad can happen now.
Sean Williams - 波士顿大学的封阻者，过去在季中曾经在药品反应当中
失败最後被退出球队。
不过他还是在第十七顺位被纽泽西篮网选中，他会是一个极好的挑选。
好消息是篮网应该不用再去担心 Williams 吸食那些大麻
因为我们知道NBA球员不会(很少)作那些事情。
他将会从美洲的大麻文化里面隔离。 就像酒精对那些摩门教徒一样。
现在不会有任何糟糕的事情会发生了。
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1F：推 fatfatfat:这篇我怎麽看反讽意味都很浓厚 XD 06/30 23:37
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