作者Kinra (喵天使)
看板NY-Yankees
标题Re: [Blog] Guest Blog: Morgan Ensberg
时间Mon Apr 28 17:55:08 2008
※ 引述《shirlyfen (null)》之铭言:
: Finally, the Office is the greatest show on the planet, and I would like to
: pose this question to all of you….
: 最後,Office是地球上最棒的秀了,我想要问所有人一个问题...
: Would an average sized row boat support phil and me without capsizing?
: 一个一般大小的船能载的了Hughes和我而不沉没吗? (这是甚麽问题...)
这是Michael Scott(Steve Carell饰)在《The Office》影集里的一段对话:
Phyllis I have a friend who's single.
我有个朋友现在还单身。
Michael Oh.
喔。
Phyllis Sandy. She gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality too.
她叫Sandy,她很漂亮,个性也很活跃。
Michael Hmmm feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy?
Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?
嗯,活跃。不是开朗的那种也不是骄傲的那种?
不是那种活泼刁蛮的歌剧女演员之类的?
Phyllis No, she's a professional softball player.
不是,她是职业垒球选手。
Michael Ewwooh... Catcher or in-field?
喔…捕手还是内野手?
Phyllis I dunno Michael.
阿灾。
Michael Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer?
Could we share a rowboat? Could─could a rowboat support her?
她喜欢穿裙子还是裤子?
我们能一起搭一条小船吗?一条小船载得动她吗?
Phyllis What are you asking?
你在问什麽啊?
Michael I think I'm being very clear, what I'm asking.
Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing?
[long pause]
It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
我认为我说得很清楚:
一艘中等尺寸的小船可以载动她而不翻船吗?
(顿)
你不回答问题让我很困扰。
Phyllis No. Alright? No she can't fit on a rowboat.
不行。好吧,不行,她坐不进一艘小船!
Michael Yes! I knew it. I knew it!
是了!我就知道。我就知道!
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所以说打球的人都会被认为是这样吗…
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※ 编辑: Kinra 来自: 140.112.252.14 (04/28 17:56)
1F:推 awhat:有种无言的感觉...... 04/28 17:56
2F:推 tinga:where is the laugh point XD 04/28 18:02
3F:推 Reasonjay:都翻译成中文了还看不懂笑点 楼上真是厉害 04/28 18:10
4F:推 finhard:XDDDDDDDDDDD有毒舌到 04/28 18:14
5F:推 Pettitte70:是在说那个女生体型很巨大吗...@@? 04/28 18:27
6F:推 tsming:大只恐龙文XD 04/28 18:34
7F:推 angolmois:女垒选手在他们心中 就像山东大妈那种形象阿... 04/28 18:49
8F:推 andyal:太爆笑了 哈哈 phyl 还装傻 04/28 19:51
9F:推 wangtsaok:好狠喔~~感谢原PO 所以答案是不行对吧 .XDD I knew it 04/28 20:52
10F:→ Kinra:其实Phil那篇底下有人回「或许可以,但张伯伦也会想一起搭」 04/28 21:14
11F:推 dblsesame:觉得女垒选手像山东大妈的乡民可以google Jennie Finch 04/28 21:26
12F:→ dblsesame:奥运金牌投手+SI泳装专辑Model 04/28 21:32
13F:推 frank123ya:XDDDDDDDDD 04/28 22:27
14F:推 ROCAF:跟小王同年耶 04/29 00:02
15F:→ upscom:其实不用 吴佳燕 >////< 05/05 12:58