作者linbey (拎北)
站内NUU_Electric
标题[转录][听错] 我妈她....
时间Sun Aug 24 04:57:41 2008
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: bret2631 (喉咙好痛) 看板: joke
标题: [转录][听错] 我妈她....
时间: Fri Aug 22 09:32:46 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: oligoisgood (乃基) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [听错] 我妈她....
时间: Fri Aug 22 00:54:31 2008
话说 有一天 我跟我表弟 在玩三国(宅男魂!!!
因为玩到很HIGH 所以讲话都很大声
玩到後面 因为我快死了 走路又慢
然後看到典韦....
我表弟就大叫!!!
典韦来啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!
这时..就看到我妈..从厨房跑出来..
然後...........
"喂~ 你好~~"
"喂~ 你好~~"
"喂~ 你好~~"
"喂~ 你好~~"
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◆ From: 122.118.161.199
1F：推 barbariane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我又被我妈骂了 08/22 00:55
2F：推 Bollywood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 00:55
3F：推 dudujerry:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很好笑 good 08/22 00:55
4F：推 conan9210: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我又被闪光骂了 08/22 00:55
5F：→ e12148842:喔~~痾~~~!(震) 08/22 00:56
6F：推 kawaiiuma:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 00:56
7F：→ Letien:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我笑了 08/22 00:57
8F：→ ahfire:妈妈配合度很高 08/22 00:57
9F：推 rong2986:我快笑翻了.............. 08/22 00:58
10F：推 boost:妈妈好可爱~XDDDDDDD 08/22 00:59
11F：推 riket0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:10
12F：推 paul1108feng:超好笑!! 08/22 01:14
13F：推 isRonny:XDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:17
14F：推 whoze:XDDDDDDDD谁打电话??? 08/22 01:19
15F：推 ilmore75:哈哈 哈 08/22 01:20
16F：推 talunhsu:喂 曹他妈 我干阿 08/22 01:22
17F：推 ayut: 哈哈 哈 08/22 01:23
18F：→ smaljohn:XDD 08/22 01:25
19F：推 kloha:抖!! 08/22 01:26
20F：推 Tenging:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:32
21F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:33
22F：推 v7q4:"喂~你好!" 维尼:"叫我干嘛?" 08/22 01:34
23F：推 jik128:喂~你好！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:35
24F：推 yatsun:XDDDDDDD 08/22 01:50
25F：推 rxou:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:51
26F：→ bananers:後劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:53
27F：推 Coty1221:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:53
28F：推 gopeterhome:哥:典伟 来啦 妈:等一下 弟:快拉!!! 妈:唯? 08/22 01:54
29F：推 nkanka2020:後劲真的很强 08/22 01:55
30F：推 Ahfon:哇靠 我停了2秒才笑 08/22 01:56
31F：推 WishingCat:XDDDD 08/22 01:57
32F：推 SoYoungBlues:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 01:57
33F：推 derekwolf:笑屎我了 08/22 01:58
34F：推 a0156426:有後劲XD 08/22 02:01
35F：推 thliq:有笑有推 08/22 02:05
36F：推 mazincaesar:XDDDDDDDDD超好笑 08/22 02:05
37F：推 whyyyynot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 02:07
38F：推 leonwingic:看懂了XD 08/22 02:08
39F：推 FCKDIY:XD 08/22 02:08
40F：推 OTZCCE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/22 02:10
41F：推 virtualcs:後劲超强 XDDDDDDDDD 08/22 02:11
42F：推 lexnero:XDDDD 08/22 02:13
43F：推 porque:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 02:22
44F：推 tsioge:後劲不错XDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 02:26
45F：→ icanfeel:GJ 08/22 02:38
46F：推 PINKYLOVEU:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 02:39
47F：推 FoolGuy:真的有後劲 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 02:50
48F：推 ATSEVEN:现在不适合大笑，好难过XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 03:03
49F：推 SinAndSex:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 03:05
50F：→ waqw:XDD 08/22 03:20
51F：推 sardonyx10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 03:21
52F：推 hiphop3535:後劲好强喔我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 03:29
53F：推 tsao2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 03:37
54F：推 zorapan:我笑了~~ 08/22 04:04
55F：推 DREE:(￣□￣|||)a 只有我资质低看不懂吗?? 08/22 04:05
56F：→ jerrybig:看不懂+1 08/22 04:08
57F：推 durian1005:电话的台语 08/22 04:15
58F：→ sumitani545:这个好笑 08/22 04:16
59F：推 kdashli:好笑耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 04:22
60F：推 gn1289919:XDXD 「典苇」音近「电话」的台语 08/22 04:39
61F：推 visnafox:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 04:42
62F：推 iDwolf:XDDDDDDDDD好笑XDDDDDDDDD 08/22 04:42
63F：推 KFMOMENT:XD 08/22 05:01
64F：推 castle6712:推 喂~~~你好 08/22 05:16
65F：推 rrvfpxokat:超好笑的!!!!! 推同是三国魂~哦不!!是典伟魂!!!XD 08/22 05:24
66F：推 smallruey:XD 08/22 06:10
67F：推 smilestupid:看完推文才懂 ... 不过发音不是差很多吗 ..... 08/22 07:54
68F：推 ohmyjesus:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 08:01
69F：推 Smallxiami:...电未来拉~~ 08/22 08:05
70F：推 rain150148:XDDDDDDD 好好笑XDDDD 08/22 08:19
71F：推 e962017:後劲好强~大笑 08/22 08:20
72F：推 Hans14:XDDD 典韦响啦... 08/22 08:23
73F：推 mayday7710:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 08:43
74F：→ Yie:XDD 08/22 08:47
75F：推 NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 08:58
76F：推 FoxQ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 08:59
77F：推 hellgi1812:有人看成我他妈吗.....@@ 08/22 09:07
78F：推 lucas01:XD 08/22 09:16
79F：推 aerosensa: 08/22 09:19
80F：推 TxKxZeke:超好笑XDD 08/22 09:20
81F：推 zhang517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 09:23
82F：→ morphling:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 09:23
83F：推 ani0:好好笑啊XDDDDDDDDD 08/22 09:23
84F：推 bret2631:XD借转 08/22 09:32
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在我英雄年少时,有一个女生,愿意为我失去生命。她意志坚定地说:你再缠着我,我就去死！
在我负笈外地时,有一个女生,愿意等我到下辈子。她温柔婉约地说:你想成为我男朋友,下辈
子吧......
在我穷困潦倒时,有一个女生,愿意与我共赴黄泉。她眼眶泛红地说:你再不还我钱，我就与
你同归於尽......
唉！世间女子何其痴情，却依然无法使我驻足停留，至今依然身影孤单，想来不胜欷嘘...
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 59.115.145.89
85F：推 HELLRAIDER:ＸＤ 08/22 09:37
86F：推 turtle222:电话来拉~~~XDD 08/22 09:41
87F：推 mxsonly:喂~你好~~XDDDDDD 08/22 09:50
88F：推 jeaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 10:25
89F：推 wannabecloud:超好笑XDDDDDD 08/22 10:41
90F：推 megaisty:爆好笑的.....哈哈哈... 08/22 11:08
91F：推 annbebe:笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 11:10
92F：推 kevinfu619:XDDDDD 08/22 11:22
93F：推 homer0403:XDDDD 08/22 11:25
94F：→ reuititan:妈妈超可爱的啦!! 08/22 11:39
95F：推 marktony:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 11:42
96F：推 mnnmmn:颗颗颗颗颗 08/22 11:46
97F：推 xhank76:科科XD 08/22 11:51
98F：推 fujifather:XD 08/22 11:53
99F：推 jason77626:典韦来啦!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/22 11:57
100F：推 anper:典韦来啦!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD 08/22 12:10
101F：推 lachica:有笑有推! 晚上回家试试看我妈的反应 XDDDDD 08/22 12:43
102F：推 et3554803:XD 08/22 13:03
103F：推 xpasser:XD 08/22 13:08
104F：推 godskitchen:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 13:41
105F：推 kurel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 13:46
106F：推 s92564:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 13:58
107F：推 woula:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 14:03
108F：推 DecemberSnow:好笑到害我打完问要不要确定我打XD 08/22 14:36
109F：推 smnpt:这个有好笑XDrz 08/22 14:38
110F：推 Modchip: 推你妈 XD 08/22 14:39
111F：推 linepman:真的有後劲～～XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 15:39
112F：→ mabikerry:好智障XDD 08/22 15:48
113F：推 verystrange:後劲好强XDD 08/22 15:53
※ he00286:转录至看板 CYSH96Y317 08/22 15:56
114F：推 duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 15:59
115F：→ icywolf:阿铃木一朗咧? 08/22 16:10
116F：推 bestmoe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 17:15
117F：推 LittleGuei:XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 17:25
118F：推 ncuanthrax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 17:42
119F：推 tingtingwan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 17:51
120F：推 xiaoa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 18:00
121F：推 aidsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 满分!!! 08/22 18:09
122F：推 wayne7382:哈哈XDD 08/22 18:36
123F：推 a31670323:只好推了 08/22 18:39
124F：推 rosy0911ya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 19:52
125F：推 mainword:XD 08/22 20:27
126F：推 RonArtest93:XD 08/22 20:28
127F：推 defeatedx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 20:56
128F：推 csfp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 21:01
129F：推 toughie:X的~~有够好笑~~ 08/22 21:07
130F：→ jeffh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 21:34
131F：推 armkira:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 22:02
132F：推 rain33092:好好笑喔~XDDDD 08/22 22:33
133F：推 ieor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/22 23:34
134F：推 cbwei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 08/23 00:36
135F：推 exorcise:怎麽这麽好笑 08/23 00:39
136F：推 justwhite:XDDDD 08/23 00:46
137F：推 devin0329:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 01:46
138F：→ CleverKY:XXXDDD 08/23 03:13
139F：推 qiusan:哈 08/23 03:44
140F：推 abby4568:猛 08/23 03:57
141F：→ imonlyone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 11:36
142F：推 BowFishW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 14:52
143F：推 klasjopis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超配合的啦！！ 08/23 16:26
144F：推 fatso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超靠杯 08/23 18:24
145F：推 siby1:XD 08/23 20:39
146F：推 black945:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 20:57
147F：推 gsix21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/23 21:24
148F：→ Yie:XDD 08/24 00:01
149F：推 linbey:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/24 04:54
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◆ From: 125.224.87.172
150F：→ cure7591311:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 125.230.102.39 08/24 09:49
151F：推 w1988:我看到"我他妈..." 118.160.183.74 08/24 15:50
152F：推 huashengfen:"我他妈" +1 .... =___= 123.0.212.12 08/25 01:13
153F：推 dennymouse: "我他妈" ~ 125.230.98.138 08/25 13:52
154F：→ linbey:=======以上都常骂脏话====== 125.224.90.110 08/27 20:47