作者ioiuiui (Dolce Vita)
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标题[转录][无言] 抢电脑
时间Sat Apr 5 12:21:10 2008
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: mixrap (mixrap) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 抢电脑
时间: Fri Apr 4 01:08:18 2008
两个表弟从小就爱抢电脑
总是抢到吵架打架不欢而散
但舅舅和舅妈早就习已为常
某天
表弟们在楼上玩电脑
我在楼下和舅舅舅妈一起吃饭看电视
突然
楼上传来了非常激烈的吵架声
没错 他们又在抢电脑了 = =
我看着舅舅舅妈仍老神在在的吃着饭
心里不免有点担心…
楼上不知会不会愈演愈烈呢
大表弟：为什麽 我先的
小表弟：哪是 是我先的
大表弟：你去吃屎啦
小表弟：你才喝尿啦 干
喔 都骂三字经了…
我再次偷瞄两位长辈…
舅舅与舅妈还是好像什麽都没听到一样继续吃饭看电视
此时楼上，传来一句…
「哩喜勒靠背喔」
舅妈：喂 恁儿子在叫你 (笑的很大声)
舅舅一句话也没说
再来立即又从楼上传出…
「我才塞恁娘勒」
舅舅：换哩啊啦 恁儿子在叫你 (冷眼看舅妈)
所以连我也忍不偷笑了出来
想我自己应该是小题大作了
原来这样的事件在舅舅舅妈家算是是一场温馨的家庭趣事呢
但就在此时楼上又来了…
「干，你妈被狗咬啦！」
「干恁娘，你妈才被狗咬啦，干！」
舅妈：干恁周马沙歹挤 (饭筷放下拿起衣架冲上楼)
我：ㄟ 舅舅 我先回外婆家喔
舅舅：喔 好
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