作者kiskang (为什麽是我....)
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标题[转录][囧rz] 小明出车祸
时间Mon Sep 25 00:52:22 2006
※ [本文转录自 joke 看板]
作者: sillywhat (想嘘文就别被抓住马脚) 看板: joke
标题: [囧rz] 小明出车祸
时间: Sat Sep 23 04:38:55 2006
小明是个大学学测失意的重考生
整天埋首於书堆当中
平常的生活圈除了家里 就是南阳街
这样的日子压的小明喘不过气来
一天 小明一如往常的边走路边背等会儿上课要考的英文单字
突如奇来的一辆车子 把小明整个人给撞飞了出去
10分钟後 小明已经躺在医院急诊室的病床上面
这时候小明的爸妈听到消息 急忙的赶来医院
看到小明一个人躺在病床上 便着急的问他
「小明、小明 医生怎麽说？」
小明：Do...............Do..Do.................Doctor.........
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