Okay, since i'm bored and we are still in the middle of the winter break, i'm going to tell three really bad jokes... one day the head of an mental institution decided he needs to assess who can leave the hospital so he gathered three of the patients that he decided are probrably ready to leave. He drew a door in the air with his finger and told the three patients that whoever can get out that door, he can also leave the hospital. So the first patient stepped up to it and tried and imaginary handle and yelled, "Oh my god! it's locked! there is no way out!" and ran away from the door. The second patient stepped up to it and tried the handle too but said, "Arggghhh! it's too tight! the door is jammed! i'll be in here forever!" The third patient stepped up to the door and laughed like he sees through the doctor's ploy. The doctor smiled at him and said, "i think you are ready to leave!" and the patient answered, "Of course, 'cause the key to this door is right here in my pocket..." Another day, this same doctor was making his rounds in the hospital when he came upon the first room. inside, there was a mental patient rideing a rabbit around like a motorcycle. The doctor shook his head and walked on to the next room and saw another patient riding his cat like a motorcycle. He shooks his head again and moved onto the third room. Inside there was a man patting his dog. The doctor was please and told him that he could leave because in the other room, people are riding their pets like motorcycles. And the man answered, "WHAT!? THEY'VE STARTED WITHOUT ME?" One day a visiting doctor was given a tour of the facility of the mental institution. the head of the institution was showing him around the place when they came upon a room in which a patient was hanging by wires from the ceiling. The doctor asked what the patient was doing hanging onto the wires by his teeth and the head answered that he thinks he is a lightbulb and so hangs there like that. Well, the doctor was really shocked and he said, "shouldn't we get him down? he could hurt himself!" and the Head looked at the doctor and frowned a little and said, "But then we'd have no light!" all's a joke all's a joke all's a joke all's a joke all's a joke all's a joke all's a joke all's a joke --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw) ◆ From: 61.217.118.21